DeHuff Uncensored

Social media users freak out because they are too lazy to read. A Chinese woman intentionally flooded a hotel room after her cancellation request was denied by the hotel. Honda is recalling over 400,000 of its popular Civic vehicles after discovering that a manufacturing flaw may cause the wheels to come off while driving. Astronauts on future missions to the Moon and Mars could be consuming their...

People are fighting for a Starbucks ‘Bearista’ cup, then reselling them for hundreds of dollars. Connery DeHuff shared his rejected Starbucks cup. The password to Louvre’s video surveillance system was 'Louvre'. Ignacia Fernández, model, vocalist, and founder of Chilean death metal band Decessus - shocked everyone by performing during the talent portion of the Miss World Chile 2025. Connery is sen...

I have a small and weird list of things that bug me. A Frenchman earlier this year discovered a gold treasure worth $800,000 while digging a swimming pool in his garden. Which reminded me of when I had to bury our family dog in an awkward place. Worst time-capsule ever! MaineHealth apologizes for sending death notices to 500+ living people. I blame the lazy I.T. guy. Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weis...

When my lame joke went viral. 3I Atlas research team could have Kim Kardashian as a new member. Fighting at a Texas Bass Pro Shop because someone took too long in the bathroom. Chrysler recalls 320,000 SUVs, telling owners to park outside over battery fire risk. The Denver Broncos record is a tad fraudulent. When is the best time to be a sports junkie? Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See...

Dog peed on United flight out of Denver. Thieves stole $80k of whipped cream. I have theories of who took it and why. Apple Pie-flavored Kraft Mac & Cheese and Jason Biggs of American Pie team up! Tom Brady revealed that his dog Junie is a clone of his late dog Lua, thanks to Colossal Biosciences. The Broncos are wearing their throwback uniforms again!!! The Jets are trading Sauce Gardner to t...

Someone in Kentucky mistakenly received a package filled with arms and fingers. Musician/actress, Lily Allen, gave out butt plugs at her album launch party. This of course gave Connery DeHuff an idea for pod merch. The artist who duct-taped a banana to a wall and sold it for millions, is now selling his $10M solid gold toilet. The Denver Broncos refuse to quit, as they pull off their sixth win in...

New details for Mississippi monkey gate…. Who knows what the truth is??? A Pittsburgh radio host followed through on a wager and pierced his nipples because the Bengals beat the Steelers. 3I Atlas - if it’s aliens, then what? Cowboy DeHuff previews the Denver Broncos Houston Texans game. Can Sean Payton be All Balls and call a game that combats the Texans high powered defense? Nikola Jokic had ano...

Truck hauling aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID overturns on Mississippi highway, and one is still on the loose. Aussie the Animal Expert explains what to do if you encounter it. You can now order your home robot named Neo. It’ll cost you $20k or $500 a month. We have audio of what it will sound like if it had a Terminator voice.  Is A.I. leading us to the world of “Wa...

Truck hauling aggressive monkeys infected with hepatitis C, herpes and COVID overturns on Mississippi highway, and one is still on the loose. Aussie the Animal Expert explains what to do if you encounter it. You can now order your home robot named Neo. It’ll cost you $20k or $500 a month. We have audio of what it will sound like if it had a Terminator voice.  Is A.I. leading us to the world of “Wa...

Bonnie and Clyde in Scottsdale, Arizona? A couple broke into a restaurant, banged, then stole some things. Kourtney Kardashian signed a deal with Target to sell the v@gina lollipops. World Series game 3 was nuts. Shohei Ohtani got on base 9 times!! Then Freddie Freeman closed the deal in the bottom of the 18th. Denver Broncos cornerback, Pat Surtain II suffered a pec strain, and is considered Week...

The characters take over!  Gen Z and Millennials are wasting their money on dumb stuff. Pumpkin carvers focus on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but neglect his gourd. Veteran employee accidentally released the plane’s emergency slide. Biohacker says he got rid of 85% of microplastics from his semen. Is Deion Sanders about done with the University of Colorado? Cowboy DeHuff gives you his All Balls...

The characters take over!  Gen Z and Millennials are wasting their money on dumb stuff. Pumpkin carvers focus on Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, but neglect his gourd. Veteran employee accidentally released the plane’s emergency slide. Biohacker says he got rid of 85% of microplastics from his semen. Is Deion Sanders about done with the University of Colorado? Cowboy DeHuff gives you his All Balls...

Don’t gamble with Chauncey Billups. He was arrested by the FBI for a gambling investigation. The Denver Broncos host the Dallas Cowboys. Cowboy DeHuff tells you who needs to be all balls in order for the Broncos to get the win. Jerry Jones may be looking for the elusive Mile High glory-hole. Would you eat that? Jimmy John's is set to release their bread replaced by pickles - sandwich. She can’t be...

Six seven craze is our zombie apocalypse. Thieves in Madrid steal over 1,100 chairs. Nobel Prize winning scientists may help people breathe through their anus. Russell Wilson gets mad at Broncos head coach Sean Payton. The Pro Bowl games are moving to Super Bowl week, and it’s a hail Mary attempt to justify having the games. Denver sports media lost to the Nuggets coaches - 114-16. I explain why I...

Cowboy DeHuff didn’t drink his coffee today, and he reacts to the latest news. Dre Greenlaw got suspended one game for saying something to the ref after the Broncos beat the Giants. The Dodgers will take on the Blue Jays in the World Series. KOSI will go all Christmas music in early November. Kid in Brooklynn is trending in the business world at age 8. Teacher files a police report after her $300...

Want to see a ghost? I give you the list of states that it’ll most likely happen. Connery DeHuff asks a huge question about ghost sightings. Sounds like the plot for a new Ocean’s 14 movie - four thieves broke into the Louvre on Sunday and made off with royal jewels once worn by France’s queens and empresses. The Denver Broncos had a historic come from behind win to beat the New York Giants. That’...

Space orgies are right around the corner. In fact, Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, says humans will be living in space by 2045. OpenAI’s ChatGPT will soon allow 'erotica' for adults. A New Zealand company sells non-alcoholic wine for pets. A driver stopped in California for using a hand-drawn license plate. Aaron Rodgers (41) and Joe Flacco (40) will be just the second matchup of starting quarterbacks...

Chiefs have benefited from slanted officiating from 2015 to 2023, according to research done by a team at UTEP. Who requested bush underwear? Kim Kardashian has released her Faux Hair Panties from her SKIMS company. Getting your wedding sponsored is a potential new thing. TIME magazine did Trump dirty with his cover photo. SuperWood is stronger than steel, and a nerd’s attempt at writing comic smu...

Gorilla named Denny, at the San Diego Zoo broke a layer of protective glass in its enclosure on Saturday. MTV is shutting down its last music channels. Most Americans finish their candy before Halloween, a new survey reveals. Greg Penner talked about the plans for the new Broncos stadium. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is confused by the Cleveland Browns trading Joe Flacco. Hosted by Simplecast,...

Gorilla named Denny, at the San Diego Zoo broke a layer of protective glass in its enclosure on Saturday. MTV is shutting down its last music channels. Most Americans finish their candy before Halloween, a new survey reveals. Greg Penner talked about the plans for the new Broncos stadium. Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin is confused by the Cleveland Browns trading Joe Flacco. Hosted by Simplecast,...

Ohio woman is wanted for cutting her boyfriend’s ball sack open. Security stepped up at the World Conker Championships after last year's steel nut conspiracy. The Denver Broncos just edged out the New York Jets. While the Broncos defense was All Balls, the Denver offense was far from that. Broncos head coach Sean Payton admitted that they are a “defensive team”, and that’s good news. Dolphins QB T...

An Orange County firefighter was put in jail last week after she was caught scattering dozens of opened tampons across her ex-boyfriend’s lawn Pick County, Florida, a man was arrested then went through a body scan at the jail. They discovered a thermos up his poop shoot. An 82-year-old woman in China swallowed eight small live frogs, believing it would alleviate her lower back pain. It made things...

Florida bar live-streams its customer activity so creepy people can watch from home. I can’t stand the heat. But I was almost in an adult film. Wait, could I be an Only Fans producer?!?! El Cortez Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will pay someone $5,000 to investigate for paranormal activity. Noisy TV commercials were banned in California. Jerry Jones is being fined by the NFL for jokingly flipping...

Florida bar live-streams its customer activity so creepy people can watch from home. I can’t stand the heat. But I was almost in an adult film. Wait, could I be an Only Fans producer?!?! El Cortez Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will pay someone $5,000 to investigate for paranormal activity. Noisy TV commercials were banned in California. Jerry Jones is being fined by the NFL for jokingly flipping...

Florida bar live-streams its customer activity so creepy people can watch from home. I can’t stand the heat. But I was almost in an adult film. Wait, could I be an Only Fans producer?!?! El Cortez Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas will pay someone $5,000 to investigate for paranormal activity. Noisy TV commercials were banned in California. Jerry Jones is being fined by the NFL for jokingly flipping...