DeHuff Uncensored

Australia reminded us why it’s basically Earth’s DLC level after a huntsman spider exploded into hundreds of babies all over a bathroom, instantly lowering global bathroom usage by 40%. In Phoenix, a Waymo self-driving car decided roads were overrated and confidently drove onto light-rail tracks—with a passenger still along for the ride—proving AI can also make wildly bad life choices. A woman on...

The NFL coaching carousel is officially spinning. The Miami Dolphins fire Mike McDaniel, the Baltimore Ravens move on from John Harbaugh, and suddenly half the league is shopping for a head coach. We break down the biggest openings, the hottest candidates, and who makes sense where. Plus, it’s NFL Wild Card Weekend—full previews, bold predictions, and at least one take that will absolutely age poo...

Connery produced today’s show, so be ready. Despite Tik-Tok conspiracy theories, Stranger Things didn’t release an extra episode that fixed its mistakes from its finale. News agencies across the United States removed an article praising the first baby born in the new year, after it was discovered that the parents both cheated on their spouses. A thief stole the famous walrus p3nis from Camden, New...

NFL coaches are getting axed, including another Raiders disaster, proving once again that Vegas might be the worst job in football. An Australian town has to beg people to stop chewing on public toilet seats. “Karen” is officially cancelled — DeHuff reveals the new name replacing her. One man eats 1,000 sardines in a month and pays the ultimate price. The Denver Broncos lock up the No. 1 seed, Bo...

NFL coaches are getting axed, including another Raiders disaster, proving once again that Vegas might be the worst job in football. An Australian town has to beg people to stop chewing on public toilet seats. “Karen” is officially cancelled — DeHuff reveals the new name replacing her. One man eats 1,000 sardines in a month and pays the ultimate price. The Denver Broncos lock up the No. 1 seed, Bo...

Forget New Year’s resolutions — they’re just goals with a PR problem. A North Florida man allegedly robs a meat market completely naked, and Momma DeHuff might’ve seen more than she wanted. Northern California squatters face an unexpected samurai-style eviction, the Denver Broncos gear up to dominate the Chargers with Bo Nix weighing in, Nostradamus maybe predicts the future of this show, and DeHu...

Connery and Cowboy DeHuff host the 2025 DeHuff podcast: Year in Review. What are some of the most bizarre things doctors found in people's rectum? Crazy Guinness World Records set this year. An insane list of dumb stories that dominated the headlines: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, Gulf of America, Coldplay KISS-CAM, 3i Atlas, Phillies Karen,Shohei Ohtani dominates, UFC heads to the White House, a...

Santa’s on notice as Connery and Cowboy argue Krampus deserves the gig. A priceless crown gets wrecked in China (Cowboy has a very “non-scientific” explanation), AI sex bots are apparently outpacing humans in the kink department, and radioactive shrimp are back to haunt America. Plus: cancer-curing frog guts, the Bears flirting with Indiana, the Chiefs are headed to Kansas, Marvel resurrecting Cap...

Christmas is almost here, so Connery and DeHuff do the responsible thing and absolutely destroy Santa. A hospital allegedly loses part of a patient’s skull and thinks a  $25 gas card  fixes it. A guy in China tries to get a refund on his ex-fiancée for eating too much. Jake Paul gets his jaw broken by Anthony Joshua—should he finally stop boxing? The Cowboys are officially out, Jerry Jones has “pl...

Power outages are rolling across Colorado’s Front Range (thanks, Xcel Energy), and Connery is deeply concerned about the real victims: local strip clubs. Meanwhile,  Zootopia 2  has accidentally inspired chaos in China, as a character named Gary leads young people to start buying  venomous pit vipers . Aussie DeHuff weighs in on whether a deadly snake makes a good holiday gift (spoiler: probably n...

DeHuff pitches a bold cinematic vision where the hero solves crime by exclusively shooting bad guys in the junk, instantly dividing America. GameStop’s “Trade Anything Day” goes off the rails with reported trade-ins that include a goose and a bobcat, inspiring Cowboy to pitch his own completely unhinged trade-in ideas. In a rare moment of generational unity, DeHuff finds himself agreeing with Gen...

In this wild new episode, DeHuff prepares for an upcoming educational panel , which—let’s be honest—is almost guaranteed to crash and burn the moment he opens his mouth. He dives into the bizarre “6-7 trend” that forced In-N-Out Burger to remove the number 67 from their ticket system, and then tells the story of a Florida man who insisted he teleported into a stolen BMW before crashing it. Oreo an...

In this episode, a California man who’s ridden Disneyland’s Cars attraction over 15,000 times , forcing Connery to unveil his theory that the dude is actually hunting down a Star Wars icon hiding in Radiator Springs. Meanwhile, new data shows residents of Long Island, Brooklyn, and Queens consume more OnlyFans than entire countries, so Connery offers a very necessary PSA: adult content is free, yo...

DeHuff kicks things off with a story from his annual physical, recalling an awkward moment with a female doctor that still lingers in his mind.  From there, things get wild around the globe—starting with a New Zealand man who swallowed a Fabergé pendant inspired by the James Bond film Octopussy , forcing police to sift through his feces to get it back. Detroit enters the chat with their newly erec...

Connery, Cowboy, and DeHuff push boundaries (and a few buttons) in this wild, laugh-filled episode. As winter storms sweep across the U.S., the crew vents about terrible drivers — especially the ones proudly sporting those ridiculous fake truck ornaments. Across the pond, a 20-foot golden naked man statue is back on display in Wigan, and Connery and Cowboy take a closer look at the features most p...

In this episode, Connery DeHuff co-hosts and dives into some absurd and hilarious stories. The guys discuss bizarre things people have been caught stealing, including a whole stash of beef sticks (which Connery can totally relate to). Then, they shift gears to supermodel Kathy Ireland, who’s taking on an unexpected new career—commercial fishing! Next, things get a little wild with the "human...

In this episode, Connery DeHuff co-hosts and dives into some absurd and hilarious stories. The guys discuss bizarre things people have been caught stealing, including a whole stash of beef sticks (which Connery can totally relate to). Then, they shift gears to supermodel Kathy Ireland, who’s taking on an unexpected new career—commercial fishing! Next, things get a little wild with the "human...

Thanksgiving fails! Baboon escaped from a zoo in Cuba, and Aussie DeHuff gives us some baboon tips. A former engineer for Figure AI (home robot) filed a lawsuit against the company, claiming he was unlawfully terminated after warning executives about the robots being able to fracture a human skull. The Kansas City Chiefs are fighting their way back into the post season conversation. Shedeur Sander...

Fake smiles at work can lead to heavy boozing after work. That’s according to study at Penn State. Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear, Kumma, suspended after it gave advice on BDSM and where to find knives. A mom in Colorado lost $200 on a Facebook Marketplace scam involving the glass bearista Starbucks cup. NASA released pictures of 3i Atlas - and it’s not aliens - most likely. New movies on the way:...

A new study reports that Viagra has the potential to reverse a frequently permanent type of hearing loss. Connery DeHuff is trying to get in on it. Man was stopped at the Mexico-US border with two rare orange-fronted parakeets down his pants. The big story: A Denver health inspection found that Tacos Tacolorado was refusing to follow essential food safety practices. So the inspectors poured bleach...

I give life advice whether you want it or not. An Australian inmate says Vegemite is a human right, and is suing because the prison won't let him eat it. A man rode a unicycle with 7 bowling balls to break the world record, and Cowboy DeHuff gets irritated. A goat in Detroit, Michigan got loose and frightened a man. Scared him so bad, that his dating life is now ruined. Draymond Green of the Warri...

A.I. scared me! British scientists make lame seagull breakthrough. Apple users can crap away money and spend up to $230 on knitted sling sock type thing for their phone. Broncos get their 8th straight win after beating the Chiefs. Chiefs Kingdom is falling. Shedeur Sanders was tossed into his first regular season game, and didn't play well. An alleged Epstein email said Trump blew a guy named Bubb...

After 232 years, the United States stopped making the penny. This news is concerning Connery DeHuff. An adult film randomly started playing on a ferry traveling from France to Sussex. Russia’s new A.I. robot fell in embarrassing fashion the other day. The alleged Rich Russian Billionaire who funded it, joined the show. A Japanese woman married her AI boyfriend - the world’s first human  AI marriag...

After 232 years, the United States stopped making the penny. This news is concerning Connery DeHuff. An adult film randomly started playing on a ferry traveling from France to Sussex. Russia’s new A.I. robot fell in embarrassing fashion the other day. The alleged Rich Russian Billionaire who funded it, joined the show. A Japanese woman married her AI boyfriend - the world’s first human  AI marriag...

The ​​​​Aurora Borealis (northern lights) dominated social media in the United States. Half-naked Florida man tried to hide from the police in a Porta-Potty. A 17-year-old caused more than $160,000 in damage after doing donuts on a green at the Venetian Bay Golf Course. People are upset with Target because… Target is adding a '10-4' policy requiring workers to smile within 10 feet of a customer, a...