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Australian field hockey player Matt Dawson broke his ring finger prior to the Paris Olympics. So it was either wait for it to heal and miss the Olympics or get it cut off and play. So he got it cut off. Another example of how soft basketball and soccer players are. Naked and Afraid contestants ate seeds out of elephant poop. A return of the Fear Factor days with Joe Rogan. ‘Cocaine sharks’ found i...

Costco has an end of times emergency food bucket. Right now, it’s $79. Makes 150 meals. That’s $.53 per meal! That’s great before Armageddon. Alien Romulus came out with a popcorn bucket that rivals the Dune two bucket. Home Depot is already selling their 12 foot giant skeletons. More people wanking in public. Man in Upstate New York was on his electric scooter at his local Walmart, then started t...

You can buy a shirt (LGN) that looks like you’ve been sweating for $350! Machine Gun Kelly was on Instagram showing off his new tooth gems, and fangs. Hellen Obiri, the Kenyan distance runner and two-time Olympic silver medalist, will make history at the 2024 Paris Olympics by wearing Cloudboom Strike LS is spray-on footwear. Ingrid Andress: I was drunk during the Home Run Derby anthem, going to r...

Singing at the MLB home run derby, Ingrid Andress may have performed the worst national anthem ever. Frugal couple serves instant ramen at their wedding reception. After promising chicken and fish. What would happen if I ran into bigfoot. Man unicycles the length of Ireland in 5 days, 5 hours, 23 minutes. A man peed in the aisle of an airplane. Hall of Famer, former Denver Broncos running back, Te...

For fun in this episode, play the game 'guess when the edible kicked in'. Anyway... Onesie-wearing man named ‘Mr. Pancake’ caught hiding stolen hamsters in pants, police in Ohio say. Five people in a vehicle drove into a hot spring in Yellowstone Park. Based on a new study, 43% of Americans would rather watch a movie with their dog than their partner. A company came forward to help Elton John afte...

Creepy dolls need to be banished. Joey Chestnut would be a horrible dinner guest. Nick Wehry allegedly cheated to get to the finals of the Nathan's Hot Dog Contest. Two burgers is better for you than a burger and fries. Behind the scenes of the Paris Olympics explains the insanity of the food situation. WTF, Boeing?! Now, they've got wheels falling off their planes! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWiz...

Sir Elton John peed in a bottle while shopping at a store in France. Boardman, Ohio - a man allegedly decided to urinate on a case full of deli sandwiches!! An influencer talked about using her boyfriend’s semen as a facial cleanser. Some celebrities have been rumored to do similar things, including Jennifer Anniston who allegedly used salmon sperm on her face. Wycross, Georgia - Rodeo Mexican res...

Sir Elton John peed in a bottle while shopping at a store in France. Boardman, Ohio - a man allegedly decided to urinate on a case full of deli sandwiches!! An influencer talked about using her boyfriend’s semen as a facial cleanser. Some celebrities have been rumored to do similar things, including Jennifer Anniston who allegedly used salmon sperm on her face. Wycross, Georgia - Rodeo Mexican res...

I let my son watch Talladega Nights, and he loved it!! Also, Tropic Thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all-time. A railroad worker in India was bit by a snake, so he bit it back and killed the snake. The CHAPEA crew with NASA spent just over a year pretending to be on Mars in a large simulated environment in Texas. Now, they have to get back to normal. Some teenagers in the Kisatchie Natio...

I let my son watch Talladega Nights, and he loved it!! Also, Tropic Thunder is one of the greatest comedies of all-time. A railroad worker in India was bit by a snake, so he bit it back and killed the snake. The CHAPEA crew with NASA spent just over a year pretending to be on Mars in a large simulated environment in Texas. Now, they have to get back to normal. Some teenagers in the Kisatchie Natio...

IndiGo passenger made a dance reel during flight. Since being shared, the Instagram reel has amassed over 1.6 million views and 16,000 likes. We couldn’t afford a $30K NYC wedding reception — so we had one on the L train instead. Thai teacher caught live streaming under skirt while teaching. Boyfriend packs ridiculous overnight bag — including a whistle — for pregnant girlfriend’s hospital deliver...

It's the 4th of July, and I hate fireworks! Luvin Arms Animal Sanctuary in Erie, Colorado, and they have a cow cuddle experience. Madison Mallards will pay tribute to their hometown icon, Chris Farley. They’ll be dressed as his iconic character, Matt Foley. Google did a study and found that Gen Z prefers to get its news from Tiktok and other social media platforms. Illinois passed a bill that spec...

Researchers at Tianjin University in China built a robot that is controlled by human brain cells. People started fighting at the base of Mt. Everest after arguing about the best place to take a selfie. Grad student suffers severe burns after using hair removal cream on his genitals to spice up his sex life. Despite what others may say, it’s fine to be single, as well as not to have children. Could...

I'm the king of the lemonade stand. A manure truck crashed in Connecticut and spewed liquid feces all over multiple homes and yards. Another mysterious monolith was found, this time in Ft. Collins, Colorado. Cleveland Guardians minor league team installed high-end toilet seats for fans to watch the game. Which is another reason why minor-league baseball is better than the majors. Dozens of employe...

The ladies have side-boob shirts - now, it’s time for the guys to have a shot at glory. Al Michaels’ voice will be used via AI for the Paris Olympics. Someone bought a lottery ticket at DIA, and won $150k, but never claimed it. Now it’s expired! Does England really have bad food? Reaction to the viral sensation that is ‘Hawk Tuay’ girl. The future of prisons may take a dramatic turn thanks to a co...

The ladies have side-boob shirts - now, it’s time for the guys to have a shot at glory. Al Michaels’ voice will be used via AI for the Paris Olympics. Someone bought a lottery ticket at DIA, and won $150k, but never claimed it. Now it’s expired! Does England really have bad food? Reaction to the viral sensation that is ‘Hawk Tuay’ girl. The future of prisons may take a dramatic turn thanks to a co...

RAPID-FIRE through the headlines! Passenger refuses to deplane after getting double-booked. I drank my bestie's breast milk because it was on my bucket list. What kind of twisted list is that? Woman sues her boyfriend after he decides not to take her to the airport. A 20-year-old Northern Ireland man broke a Guinness World Record by assembling a Mr. Potato Head toy in 5.15 seconds. Enjoy not datin...

Snoop Dogg is taking over the broadcast for the Paris Olympics. Wait, is Snoop the new Betty White? Less than an hour before her semifinal at U.S. track trials, 400-meter runner Kendall Ellis was trapped in a porta-potty, banging on the door, screaming for someone to let her out. Ariana Grande made her way into my show, again. Classic. She was on Podcrushed, and was talking about wanting to have d...

A ride at an amusement park in Portland, Oregon malfunctioned and caused people to be stuck upside down for 30 minutes. The riders were puking, crying, and thinking they were going to die. What the park did to try and make things right, may backfire. Brooklyn, New York was the center of tragedy when DOT truck hit a jaywalker. Then to make things worse, it was a former mobster. A waitress was fired...

Smoking or non in a restaurant is an odd thing to explain to my kids. I explained the meaning of ‘Lot Lizard’. Hey, I’m an educator. Woman unexpectedly gives birth (cryptic pregnancy) at Golden Corral in Arkansas, names baby after restaurant. Ariana Grande freaked people out after changing her voice during an interview with the podcast, Podcrushed. Spaceballs 2 is officially in the works with Mel...

Solicitors on the phone or at my door - I can't stand you. China has AI sexbots, and in the near future, those bots may take your job. Annie Knight - Slept with 300 people last year - said, I’m sleeping with 600 people this year. Aliens may be living among humans on earth, Harvard researchers claim. More people should be punched in the face. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pc...

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathr...

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathr...

Steve-O got his first face tattoo inked by Post Malone, and the alleged piece of art is of a penis. Norfolk, Virginia repeals ban on psychic readings as industry grows and gains more acceptance. You won’t believe the amount of money the U.S. psychic industry brought in last year. $3.99 thrift store find turns out to be nearly 2,000-year-old Mayan vase. Annoying influencer hogs up an airplane bathr...

Thanks to my kids, I was the creepy guy at the pool. Two New York men died after falling into a manure tanker. But the story has another dramatic twist. A psychic medium has claimed that her nights out are being ruined by spirits, but not the ones you'd buy at a bar. A sexy 33 year old virgin explains her list of demands in order to have sex with a guy. We continue to rip-off Dear Abby with Ask Co...