DeHuff Uncensored

Justice was served as a cop pulled over a mom at school drop-off today. Snake bit a man on the balls while he was using the toilet. Chick-fil-a plans to launch a streaming service. Also, I crown Popeyes as being the better chicken sandwich. Americans swear the most in the world. Adam Sandler was on with Jimmy Fallon talking about Happy Gilmore 2. Including a cameo by Taylor Swift’s boyfriend, Trav...

My preshow meal today was kidney beans and ranch. Damn you for judging me!! A Tasmanian woman is in court over a ‘trout sex’ video. Yes, she banged a trout. New Jersey police are looking for a woman who hopped the fence at the zoo, and tried to pet a tiger. Could bears solve Denver's meth problem? Tomorrow Bio, a Berlin-based company, is charging $222,603 plus a $55 monthly membership fee — to put...

My preshow meal today was kidney beans and ranch. Damn you for judging me!! A Tasmanian woman is in court over a ‘trout sex’ video. Yes, she banged a trout. New Jersey police are looking for a woman who hopped the fence at the zoo, and tried to pet a tiger. Could bears solve Denver's meth problem? Tomorrow Bio, a Berlin-based company, is charging $222,603 plus a $55 monthly membership fee — to put...

I challenge myself to use a specific sound byte for every story. Chloe Lopez (British influencer) left her panties at the supermarket… in the bakery!! A 28 year old woman was arrested in Indiana after an incident at a local Applebee’s. Fast food customers eat 12 pubes a year. CSU Rams QB and WR opt not to transfer and get paid $600k. WHY? Bill Belichick was on the Pat McAfee show, and started talk...

A movie agency keeps contacting me about being an extra for a movie (Happy Gilmore 2), but I'm afraid I may end up on the casting couch. Husband goes to Vegas, turns off his location on his phone, Apple Pay charges $6k at a strip club - he claims he didn’t do it. A man in Thailand who 'tried to climb on top of a bull while naked' and was attacked by the bull instead and forced to be rescued by cop...

8-year-old girl beats robber with baseball bat at Minnesota liquor store. What sex will be like in space. Beloved school crossing guard in Melbourne, Australia has been banned from high-fiving students after a parent complaint. A New Zealand charity accidentally handed out candied meth. How farmers entertain themselves with cow poop. Mailbag: Is Roadrunner secretly CEO of ACME Corp. and selling Wi...

Home Alone is a horrible movie to show your kids. Jokes are the key to raising good kids according to a Penn State study. A man in Japan only ate rice and veggies for 21 years in order to retire early. But it may not have paid off. Dr. Dre wants to try out for the 2028 Olympics in L.A. in archery. Mark Zuckerburg honored his wife by having a statue made of her. I give examples of what my statue wo...

Home Alone is a horrible movie to show your kids. Jokes are the key to raising good kids according to a Penn State study. A man in Japan only ate rice and veggies for 21 years in order to retire early. But it may not have paid off. Dr. Dre wants to try out for the 2028 Olympics in L.A. in archery. Mark Zuckerburg honored his wife by having a statue made of her. I give examples of what my statue wo...

A Chicago woman gets a nine-year sentence for stealing $1.5m in chicken wings. Tennessee Titans QB Will Levis teamed up with Hellmann’s mayo to sell: No 8 - Parfum de Mayonnaise - Yes, this is a real product!! If you have ever lived in the Denver, Colorado area, you know what to expect when you’re on I-70 near the Purina dog food plant. It smells! So why are people suing the company that’s been in...

A Chicago woman gets a nine-year sentence for stealing $1.5m in chicken wings. Tennessee Titans QB Will Levis teamed up with Hellmann’s mayo to sell: No 8 - Parfum de Mayonnaise - Yes, this is a real product!! If you have ever lived in the Denver, Colorado area, you know what to expect when you’re on I-70 near the Purina dog food plant. It smells! So why are people suing the company that’s been in...

A Chicago woman gets a nine-year sentence for stealing $1.5m in chicken wings. Tennessee Titans QB Will Levis teamed up with Hellmann’s mayo to sell: No 8 - Parfum de Mayonnaise - Yes, this is a real product!! If you have ever lived in the Denver, Colorado area, you know what to expect when you’re on I-70 near the Purina dog food plant. It smells! So why are people suing the company that’s been in...

Brazilian model Débora Peixoto uses her own feces as skin care by smearing it on her face. Tesla halts orders for $61,000 Cyber Truck, the cheapest version now is $100,000. An Australian sex-ed group mistakenly doles out ultrasound probe covers thinking they're condoms… for 6 months!! Also in Australia, a man lit his car on fire trying to kill a spider. A Russian chess player is accused of poisoni...

Snoop Dogg is getting paid $500k a day plus expenses, to have fun and make goofy videos for the Olympics. I have mixed emotions as team USA takes on team Serbia. Why? Because Denver Nuggets star Nikola Jokic is on Serbia… and he’s amazing! Multiple d-bag men have proposed to their Olympic girlfriends after the ladies won medals. A man in Taiwan filed for divorce from his wife after she demanded he...

Adam Peaty, a British swimmer, claimed that he heard from a guy that they found "worms in the fish” on the Olympic dinner table. The French Pole Vaulter Anthony Ammirati who missed out on a medal due to his junk hitting the pole, was offered $250k from an adult film company. The Arizona Cardinals (NFL) will be selling a cotton candy burrito at their home games this season. An Austrian Catholic chu...

​​Italian gold medal-winning swimmer Thomas Ceccon sleeping next to park bench. He complained about the lack of A/C and noise inside the athletes village. McDonald's employee sentenced to prison for setting fire in a dumpster because restaurant was too crowded. California fast-food workers want to go from $20 to $20.70… meanwhile a bunch of restaurants around the state have closed due to the incre...

Allegations that Algerian boxer Imane Khelif is a man fighting in women’s boxing has originated from the Russian run IBA. And now, the IBA alleges that a woman from Taiwan is also fighting with the XY chromosomes. I explain how the International Olympic Committee broke ties with the IBA back in 2019 due to shady behavior. A dude lost at pole vaulting due to his bulge. Tom Cruise will be closing ou...

Kelce brothers (Travis and Jason) are seeking $100 million for their ‘New Heights’ podcast. Is this the Taylor Swift effect? Guy who got Terrell Davis banned from United Airlines has been fired according to TMZ. The triathlon took place in the Paris Olympics despite health concerns. Guess they heard me talk about finding the turds in the water and thought that might bring more entertainment. A wom...

Kids were disappointed we bought mashed potatoes in a bag - They were looking down on us for it. Australian swimmer Ariarne Titmus is being blown up for complaining about her living conditions. Snoop Dogg continues to crush it at the Paris Olympics. Triathlon has been postponed due water quality concerns. Denver Broncos hall of famer Terrell Davis has been banned from flying on United Airlines. Ro...

I met a cantaloupe pusher. Robert Downey Jr. is coming back as the MCU’s Doctor Doom. If anyone can do it, it’s RDJ. Carrie Fisher's 'Star Wars' gold bikini auctioned for $175,000. Collection of 163 unique bedpans failed to sell at auction. ASK COWBOY: I'm in my 40s and never worked — how do I start? The most aggressive drivers in the United States are from Colorado, Oklahoma, California, Missouri...

I give you a Paris Olympics Update. While Gojira played from a historic building, headless Marie Antoinettes danced along. A man with his blue bits and pieces hanging out sang while on a table that may have been mocking the Last Supper. Some say it was a tribute to the origin of the Olympics and Greek mythology. Bob the cap-catcher made an appearance - the lifeguard at the Olympics. Play-by-play a...

I’m worried that Deadpool and Wolverine might be overhyped. A man was tired of seagulls stealing his daughter’s french fries, so he took matters into his own hands. A news study says women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more than men. Someone made soap from their own fat, just like in Fight Club. She got matching tattoos with a vacation fling, then he ghosted her for being...

I’m worried that Deadpool and Wolverine might be overhyped. A man was tired of seagulls stealing his daughter’s french fries, so he took matters into his own hands. A news study says women need more sleep than men because they use their brains more than men. Someone made soap from their own fat, just like in Fight Club. She got matching tattoos with a vacation fling, then he ghosted her for being...

Salt Lake City will officially host the 2034 Winter Olympics. Paris Olympics just got their shipment of creepy condoms. Living in NYC as a couple, might mean you have to sleep in bunk beds. A Nigerian man twerks for 3 hours, 30 minutes to break a world record. A troubling number of people ranging from 18 to 60+ would rather pursue an influencer job than a standard career. Is there room for concern...

Salt Lake City will officially host the 2034 Winter Olympics. Paris Olympics just got their shipment of creepy condoms. Living in NYC as a couple, might mean you have to sleep in bunk beds. A Nigerian man twerks for 3 hours, 30 minutes to break a world record. A troubling number of people ranging from 18 to 60+ would rather pursue an influencer job than a standard career. Is there room for concern...

I saw a Cyber Truck… They are weird AF. The Wienermobile crashed just outside of the Chicago area. People are copycatting Elton John by peeing in the shoe store in France. Tourist collapses after being bitten by King’s Guard horse while taking photo. Stegosaurus fossil found near the Utah/Colorado border went for nearly $45M at auction. Shattered salsa jar causes $20K in damages at Massachusetts p...