Dear Diary, There is Much to Tell

This episode we discuss game nights, timing your bathroom visit before boarding a flight, and beginning Carla's entries from her study abroad trip to Spain.

This episode we discuss tattoos, Carla's poor reading skills, being emotionally avoidant, and a summary of Carla's first years in college, including some flings.

This episode we discuss neutering your dogs, Grad Night in Disneyland, the downsides of going to concerts, and two full minutes of Carla and Hayley not understanding each other.

This episode we discuss our trip to New Zealand, Carla's first boyfriend and her love of One Direction... story of our life! If you know, you know.

This episode we discuss trying to be positive during rough times, reflecting on motherhood, Carla's senior Ring Week and her obsession with One Direction. Disclosure: Prepare for a lot of background noise as we had a guest baby and pug during this episode. Sorry!

This episode we discuss being in a slump, reading letters to Hayley to affirm that she is loved, our trip to Yellowstone and Carla's fear of bears, Carla's first job and applying to colleges, Carla's version of Ring Week, and a sneak peak of Adam.

This episode we discuss being hangry when dieting, 2016 fashion and the show Pretty Little Liars, Carla's first beer that she found on the beach, going to a dance but not getting it and meeting a boy named Carl.

This episode we discuss Danny Kaye, three dogs and a toddler for Christmas, Carla's trip to Nicaragua, the fashion of the 2010s, hanging out at the Del Monte Mall and sneaking into R-rated movies.

This episode we discuss Hayley's new pug puppy, Carla's broken foot and emergency room saga, re-gifting, end of school year traditions, and Chea needing to fix her attitude.

This episode we discuss Chea and her darn phone, children in museums, a romance with Felicio while being angry with Nestor, closing out Hayley's trip to Brazil, and Hayley's encounter with a ghost (???).

This episode we our childhood "make believe" chest, the discomfort of wicker furniture, horror-comedy films, practicing witchcraft to destroy the fascists, couch surfing in Rio del Janeiro, and Hayley's new "love" interests. This episode is dedicated to Canela and Gigi. You will be missed but always loved.

This episode we discuss the Freedom Flotilla to Gaza and our support for Palestine, how many kids are too many kids, toddler basketball, understanding Portuguese, welcome drinks in Brazil, Chat Roulette, couch surfing, and the joy of relaxing in your hotel after site seeing all day.

This episode we discuss how we take our coffee and desserts, finishing up study abroad in the Ecuador, and making our way to Brazil.

This episode we discuss driving with Chea, emails with and longing for Nestor, Hayley's last week in Ecuador, and trying to figure out if Carla got a souvenir from Ecuador.

This episode we discuss sneeze sounds, Hayley's idea for camp cafe, masks as disguises, staying at an Ecudorian resort, awkward dancing and skinny dipping, and more men that I can't remember all the names!

This episode we discuss trivia nights, our limited knowledge of our Ecuadorian family, Chea's smoke-filled tablecloth, figuring out if Carla received a souvenir from Ecuador, and Hayley's willingness to marry someone for a greencard.

This episode we discuss Connecticut, hotel rooms and travel for work, kiddie pools and continuing Hayley's visit Cuba which includes an unexpected death, the saxophone, and trying so hard to keep things romantic.

This episode we discuss having patience with our mothers, our first memories or lack thereof, the true definition of motherhood, Miss Piggy, getting a cleansing by an indigenous woman, and the much anticipated trip to Cuba to see Nestor!

This episode we discuss pug attacks, a recent friend reunion, how to pronounce "aunt", roadtrips, children' songs and shows, visiting mangroves in Ecuador, preparing to visit Nestor in Cuba, and a wild night taking care of drunk friends. Oh, and David. Carla forgot about him!

This is the camping episode! We discuss camping stories, opinions and upcoming trips. Then things get dramatic in Ecuador between Hayley and all the men including Julio, David and Fernando. MEN!

This episode we discuss our cousin's graduation from Occidental College, Hayley's son experiencing his first sugar high, gardening, ziplining and delicious meals in Ecuador, and things getting hot and heavy in Mindo with Julio and David.

This episode we discuss our trip to Las Vegas, flying Spirit, Hayley's luck with raffles, proposals by Ecuadorian men, getting a parasite after swimming in the Amazon, buying alcohol in college.

This episode we discuss testing Carla's patience, sexy firefighters, oil companies in the Amazon, Hayley getting lost in the rainforest, cute tour guides, and swimming with piranhas.

This episode we discuss bladder control and kegels, putting the pugs on a diet, going feral during a children's egg hunt, visiting an Ecuardian zoo, trying guinea pig, and preparing for the Amazon jungle trip.

This episode we discuss dog parks and Akila, being sick and comesick in Ecuador, flaming shots and singed lashes, and Vegas baby!