Dear Albie

We just figured out that THIS is episode #200 of our show. YAYYYYYY. Albie takes us back to Ep. 1 -- before we had community questions and relied on the old newspaper columns for everything! Say hello again to Alex LaFata and Markus Kuhn as we rewind to the show that started it all. Come be part of the next 200: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoi...

Albie had such a wild week with all this press that... he forgot it was his birthday. Woof. Happy birthday Albie! And Chris!! This week's out-of-context quotes: "I am going to post every single DM that I got from these absolute psychos... It is spectacular." "It feels a little bit like when they asked who wants to read and you don't raise your hand and they call on you." "The vast majority of peop...

If there's a don't miss episode, this is it. Here's your taste: "I would get great pleasure to go in and just knock the shit out of her verbally and just put her in her place." Come get some Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy 50th, Urbano!! We're off to Miami to celebrate. But first...Chris is really into professional bowling now, and we may have a new podcast — we need to know what you think of the idea before we do it — DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're sharing some of our favorite Housewives stories with Caroline, Chris and Albie, including: -the first time we met Andy Cohen -what the early "Watch What Happens Live" shows were like -the time Chris inadvertently ruined a Housewives bar trivia team's night -what it's like hanging out with cast members from other franchises? -the scoop behind the Reunion shows and how Albie and Chris made Bra...

Caroline and Chris join Albie for a Real Housewives-centric episode, where they discuss the aftermath of the infamous table flip, where the Real Housewives' catchphrases came from, the downside of Bravo fame for some people in the cast, what to do if you happen to meet someone from RHONJ in public, and more. Some quotes from the show: Advice from Al: "Once in a while you have to roll in the mud"....

In honor of dad's birthday, we're doing a special "Dear Albie Rewind" — replaying our "Honeymoon 1984" episode and introducing it — and mom's "peak laugh" -- to the new listeners. Good times! For everyone but Albie who had to listen to some of the awkward details. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week's episode, in out of context quotes: "You have a one-eyed dog now".... "You know I don't like to fight"... "When you're staying home, and you're in your old bedroom with the Barbie dolls around, I don't need your fiancé or anybody coming around"... ."I know the social media lady. I think I do"... "I handle that smoke" Send in your questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about yo...

You're on vacation in Hawaii and your mother in law kills your dog. Bad enough, right? But when should she call and tell you about it? Immediately? At the end of the vacation so it's not ruined? Albie and Nat try to hash this all out. PLUS -- Al has another bad experience with weed...but lives to tell about it! Today's episode is brought to you by the letters C, B, and D -- and Rothy's! Awesome sh...

Introducing A$h Money (although only Albie calls her that)... Chris is here... we get into a girlfriend who saw a pros and cons list on her bf's phone... are there more wheels or doors in the world?... and more! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com if you want us to help solve your issues! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al Chris & Nat discuss living with a ghost, how they would haunt people from the beyond and what to do when your best friend hooks up with your boyfriend in an abandoned asylum Send us your questions! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Sponsored by: seed.com/DEARALBIE (get 20% off your first month aaaand Therabody.com/DEARALBIE to get your Theragun 4 at a special discount! Learn more about your ad choices...

Urbano got strip searched, We talk surrogacy and get our very first voice chime! Thanks to our sponsors! GreenChef.com/DEARALBIE for $130 off and free shipping And Bombas.com/DEARALBIE (personally endorsed by Chris Manzo) for 20% off your first purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al & Nat sit down and discuss what to do when you find a Pros & Cons list about yourself in your bf's phone. Plus. that one time Natalie hacked an email & we solve a Chris crisis live! This episode sponsored by... Seed.com/dearalbie for 20% off Noom.com/DearAlbie for a free trial Rothys.com/DearAlbie for $20 off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie, Caroline, Canidce, Danielle, and Jules have an update on Markie and the cheer Nationals (plus Vito's purchase of a $1000 panther costume) and then we get a question from a listener who has been waiting four years for a ring. But who wrote that email? Send in your questions! DearAlbiemailbag@gmail.com And thanks to our sponsor: NativeDEO.com/DearAlbie for 20% off Learn more about your ad cho...

Al Chris & Natalie talk a major update from Staples Lauren, a community member who works as a corrections officer calls Chris out, should we get adult versions of varsity jackets for doing cool things?, Chris wants Barack Obama's voice...and what to do when you want to get serious with your Tinder date. Write in: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com And thanks to our sponsors: Seed.com/DearAlbie (for 20% of...

Albie, Chris, and Urbano talk paying for your friend's gas, dating a porn star, what happens when your boyfriend quits his job for crypto... and more! This episode is sponsored by BOMBAS! Bombas.com/DearAlbie gets you 20% off (and remember -- you buy something, they donate something, they're good people at Bombas!) Need some help? Hit us up! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choi...

An all-star cast worthy of all-star questions. The team discuss love languages, the chime of the century with updates from last week & what to do when your friends pet runs away.  DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com -- get your question answered on the show! This week's sponsor: NOOM.com/DEARALBIE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie & Urbano talk cosplay, a sister in law who's ruining a wedding and Albie getting punched in the stomach. PLUS -- we have an official song about Dear Albie, thanks to Songfinch (use code DEARALBIE to get a song made for $179 -- it's awesome, we swear. Valentine's Day gift!!). Shoutout to Jaycee Leon for writing and singing it! This show also brought to you by AnaLuisa.com (DEARALBIE gets you...

Albie is having adverse effects from taking CBD gummies to try to sleep. We have Lilly chimes from the solo card! Plus the world of confetti dicks and why does Albie sit in the dark all day? Be part of the show: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com. The mailbag this week is brought to you by Audible (audible.com/dearalbie) and Native (nativeDEO.com/dearalbie) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphon...

Albie, Chris & Urbano get a chime from a former cult member, they help sort out a Facebook fiasco...and is this Chris' last show ever?! Big hugs to our sponsors: BOMBAS! (bombas.com/dearalbie) and Ana Luisa jewelry (shop.analuisa.com/dearalbie) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's 2022, there's a new studio, Markie is a champion, live show recap and finally Urbano & Candice on the same show!!!  Appearing on this episode: Albie, Chris, Urbano, Candice, Lauren, and mom on the phone for a second Sponsored by: Noom.com/DearAlbie Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back, Candice!! Also thanks to everyone who took part in the live stream! We raised a ton of money for charity and had an awesome time. Chris has a future as a comment moderator! And how about mom dropping some surprises?? Shoutout to this show's sponsor, Boll and Branch! (BollandBranch.com -- use code DEARALBIE) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our Christmas virtual live stream is happening at 8pm on Dec 22! Get your tickets here: Momenthouse.com/dearalbie before they're gone! We're giving away a ton of stuff, have special guests, the whole family will be there, and we'll have a special email just for live viewers to ask questions In this episode, Albie and Urbano rank Christmas movies, debate the pointlessness of sugar cookies without f...

**Get your ticket for the "Very Manzo Christmas" live video podcast from mom's basement on Dec. 22: MomentHouse.com/DearAlbie. Giveaways, raffles and more!** Albie & Candice are in studio and tackle a CRAZY story of a mom who will just not take no for an answer to do what's best for her daughter & a wife who has had it feeling like she is her husbands second choice. Shoutout to today's sponsors: B...

**Get a ticket for our LIVE "Very Manzo Christmas" video podcast from mom's basement on Dec. 22 here: MomentHouse.com/DearAlbie. Only $10 and we'll have giveaways, raffles and more!** In this episode, we get mom and Chels to answer the only 5 Christmas question that matter. Also, Albie's dad reviews a sword, Markie performs for her holiday show and more! Shoutout to our sponsors, Best Fiends and S...