Dear Albie

A grown man put his you know what on Albie's head. We need to talk about that. Plus, Caroline traumatized the kids when they were younger and we have a solid three minutes where mom can't speak because she is laughing too hard. BY THE WAY -- we launched a shop: CarolineManzoShop.com -- t-shirts, hoodies, aprons, oven mitts, and more! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone from all of us at...

Candice is in studio with The Don, Chris and Urbano for a packed episode that catches up with the family and talks what to do when your kid actually deserves to get coal in their stocking (spooler -- someone on this show actually did just that) Sponsor: Give the perfect gift of an annual MasterClass membership and get one free! Go to MasterClass.com/DEARALBIE Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Caroline, Albie and Chris discuss.... Does Chris look like Volodymyr Zelensky? We get a letter from a listener who doesn't know what to do when a very religious dad doesn't want his kids to know who Santa is, we have a little Thanksgiving recap, and old house stories! And shoutout to Big Apple Circus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Boys are back and tackling your Thanksgiving questions. We cover bratty kids, when your moms cooking isn't good, and what to do when your family doesn't drink. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving, community! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al, Chris and the Don are in and talk the boys going to Germany, a gambling problem, technology rehab and your questions -- including one about swingers that gets us on that topic for the second half of the show (key clubs, sex clubs, and more!!) The book we talk about at the start is CHAOS: Charles Manson, the CIA, and the Secret History of the Sixties.  And this episode is brought to you by Mast...

Al sleepwalks, Lauren's car gets stolen, Chris wants to start a giant orgy... and your questions! Everyone is in studio today! And big thanks to Cozy Earth for supporting the show! They're a bedding and loungewear company that makes both things out of the same material. 35% off with the code DEARALBIE at CozyEarth.com -- and you get a "100 sleep nights" guarantee to test it all out. Learn more abo...

We talk Chris and Mom's BravoCon experience (are we milking this BravoCon thing? Only if it spills into November!), Chris' favorite movie scene, and how he harassed Jerry O'Connell. Plus we open up the mailbag and answer your questions! This week's episode is brought to you by Cozy Earth -- cozy sheets and loungewear, made from the same material! 35% off sitewide (at cozyearth.com) when you use th...

Albie sits down with Ali Crossan and answers all her BravoCon questions. It's the breakdown of the year's biggest event you didn't know you needed! Follow Ali on Tik Tok @_alixcross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're live from BravoCon -- without our proper equipment. So we did the whole episode from the BravoCon green room (Nat, Chris, Jules, Chels, and a special appearance from Caroline) on Albie's phone. Please excuse the not perfect sound, but enjoy the scene-setting, Bravolebrity sightings, and more! HIGHLIGHTS! -Albie just got off the blue carpet -"I've got Joe Gorga to my right, I've got my mother...

Al and Chris finally get to the bottom of the "Hay Debate" after seeing the reactions from the community. They answer your questions about bugs in food and talk about the upcoming BravoCon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Al , Chris, and Urbano unload more than just stories... a truck full of hay! So why doesn't Chris have an allergic reaction? Because he never showed up! The community gets to decide who's side they're on in this battle and the "Ghosted" community member is revisited. All of that and more on this week's episode of Dear Albie! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie, Urbano, and Nat are back in studio and get a mega chime update, being ghosted by a life long friend and Albie has an announcement! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As we wrap up our summer rewind (hey, we could've just taken the weeks off but decided to replay some of our favorites from the last four years!), we bring back the "ghost" episode that freaked Albie out and features -- prominently -- a ghost. And a ghost translating machine. We'll be back live next week! Get your questions in for the next batch! DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Learn more about your ad...

As summer wraps up, we wanted to throw one more of Albie's favorites at you — the "I see pineapples" episode, which begat a multi-show run of pineapple-themed topics and embedded the fruit into the show's lore. This episode is brought to you by UPSIDE. Code "dearalbie" gets you $5 off your first $10+ purchase. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Guys, FAL was so messed up he forgot he recorded an episode before the one that aired 2 weeks ago. What a mess. . The Don gives her answers to how she wants to get buried before papa Al chimes in. It's essentially a prequel. Anyway, We get into Lauren's bad manicure job, when its ok to blow off your friends funeral and Al insists he's friends with Justin Bieber again.. Today's show is brought to y...

Al is scared of birds, sharks... and a man who lives behind the tree in his yard at home.. If you play fantasy football, we have Official Dear Albie expert (seriously, from real experts) rankings: https://bit.ly/3OIv3Nl Promo Swap is on! today's featured show is  Love to See It  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An all-star lineup of the Don, Candice, and Urbano join Albie in an episode hosted by Fal! We get to your questions, has the Don ever sent nudes to big Al, and the call-in of a lifetime! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made major waves on the insta this week. We cover Natalie's broken arm, Al getting attacked by a bird and a potential love triangle between 2 brothers! And we have fantasy football rankings! It's draft season and we asked 3 experts to put them together for us: They will help you win!! https://bit.ly/3OIv3Nl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie is joined by Nat and Urbano in studio. Natalie gets caught in an awkward situation and has only Al to turn to for help.  This episode brought to you by UPSIDE (use "dearalbie" when you download the app for $5 when you spend 10) and our fantasy football rankings on Sharpener (made by actual experts): https://bit.ly/3OIv3Nl Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have the Don and Candice in studio and we are talking your kids stalking you on Instagram, does Candice regret turning down housewives and more of your questions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Don and dad are back! We cover why Al Sr. is the next voice of Waze, what to do when your parents won't let you move to NYC for a job, and where to look when your father wears a mankini. ****In more big news: We have fantasy football rankings!! Three fantasy experts helped us (in other words, they did it for us). If you play or know someone who does, check them out here: https://bit.ly/3uPbATL...

We're rolling out another Dear Albie Classic (TM): The "Polly or Paulie?" episode, which we got a TON of feedback on. This was the episode where we debate whether Markie wanted to call her new puppy "Polly" or "Pauly" and then ask her and multiple people to confirm. Good times were had by all! Enjoy the trip down memory lane, with an intro by Jules!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Mom and dad are here and we talk updates on the espresso machine, what The Don does to drive Papa Al nuts, and an alien chip planted in a community member's body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie, mom, and Chris dive into a question about a listener's boyfriend who was abducted by aliens. For real. DearAlbie Mailbag@gmail.com

The Don and Mr. Manzo are back talking Markie updates, your questions, a debate show and more! Plus -- the true story on who, when, and why mom went with red hair 30-plus years ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices