Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Arin had a WILD NIGHT getting DRUNK at a MOTEL that he can’t really REMEMBER! Well, Rog, the Hotel’s HOTHEAD, calls to say Arin DESTROYED Rog’s Grandma’s beautiful PAINTING on his DRUNKEN TIRADE and he’s on the HOOK for $560 to replace it!       Will this call be Arin’s perfect PICTURE of PAIN?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jake got some LAB WORK done recently and thought that if he IGNORED the BILL his INSURANCE would take care of it! Well, Dean, the BIG BAD insurance man, calls to say they covered MOST of it, but Jake STILL owes $9.38…And he better SHUT UP and PAY UP or else his coverage is CANCELLED!            Who will BLINK first in this CLAIMS conundrum?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Angela works at the BANK, and since she’s dealing with OTHER people’s MONEY, customer service is KEY! Well, TODAY, the always UNPREDICTABLE Mel Gibson thinks poor Angela OWES him some CASH…And you DEFINITELY DON’T want to MESS with MEL’S MONEY!   Will Angela be able to keep her COOL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natasha is a bit artsy, so she has a bunch of HOMEMADE WIND CHIMES in her backyard that she’s VERY proud of! Well, Rog, the NIGHTMARE neighbor next door, calls Natasha to say her wind chimes are LOUD, UGLY, and OBNOXIOUS and she needs to take them DOWN before he comes over there does it HIMSELF!           How does Natasha handle Rog’s thoroughly UNCONSTRUCTIVE take on her HOMEMADE HOBBY?!   See om...

Dena was OVER CHARGED 3 times for a POOL TABLE, and she’s just about at the end of her ROPE! Well, Dean, the Customer service Cretin, calls to say if she doesn’t PAY UP Dean and his boys will have to REPOSSESS it!   How far does Dean go to get his MONEY?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Nichole works at a SHOE STORE so she knows how to figure out what customers WANT, but THIS CALL will put her PEOPLE SKILLS to the ULTIMATE TEST! TODAY, Ozzy Osbourne, the MUMBLY Prince of Darkness, calls poor Nichole looking for SOMETHING but is sure isn’t SHOES!                      Will Nichole need a TRANSLATOR fluent in OZZY for this CALL?! See omnystudi...

Jerod’s neighborhood has a NEW garbage pickup company, and they just can’t get the TRASH picked up ON TIME, so sometimes Jerod leaves his trash can out for the next day. Well, Rog, the HOA rep from HELL, calls to say Jerod needs to start taking in his trash EACH day or else he needs to START looking for a new place to LIVE!   How much TROUBLE can one TRASH CAN cause?! See omnystudio.com/listener f...

It's Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! Who's getting SCAMMED today? Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Dave works at a BANK so people FREAKING OUT about their FINANCES is nothing new, but this call might be too much for him to HANDLE! The famously FRANTIC  Shia Labeouf is on the line, he’s lost his MONEY, and he wants it BACK, but he’s not feeling very HELPFUL!              Will Dave FIND Shia’s ACCOUNT or LOSE his MIND?! See omnystudio.com/listener for pri...

Adam stayed at a NO PETS ALLOWED Air BnB, but snuck his DOG in anyway, what a REBAL! Well, Dean, the Air BnB BUTT-HEAD, calls to say he KNOWS about the DOG because of his HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS in the living room, kitchen, and of course BEDROOM!      How personal does this CREEPY CALL get?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tonya’s car Dashboard has BUBBLES all over it like the thing has have been on FIRE! But no need to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Right? Well, Rog, the RENEGADE REPAIRMAN, calls to say Tonya’s ugly GLASS HEART, which she had hanging from her rear-view mirror, caught the sun and caused the damage, so warranty or NOT, she’s on the hook for the PAYMENT!      How HEATED does this call get?!  See omnystudio...

Rachel still has her Christmas DOORMAT out because SHE likes it, and no one can SEE it RIGHT? Well Rog, the Springtime GRINCH, calls Rachel to say the HOA sees ALL…and it’s time for her TACKY doormat to be PUT AWAY!   How does Rog go from PUSHY to PERVY in record time?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Henry’s SMOKE ALARM keeps going off randomly, one time for 4 HOURS straight! Well Dean, the HOA ATTACK DOG, calls to tell Henry that enough is ENOUGH and maybe he should put the BONG down and turn his alarm OFF!        How does Henry deal with Dean the JUDGMENTAL HOA Rep?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank likes to get his weekend YARD WORK done SUPER EARLY, and a certain nosey neighbor has had enough! Rog, the NIGHTMARE next door, decides to take the NOISE battle to Frank with his OWN early morning ritual, an EPIC amateur BAGPIPE jam session!        Will Rog’s BAGPIPING make Frank change his MOWING SCHEDULE, or just RUN for the HILLS?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike had to put up a FENCE because his NEIGHBORS keep coming on his PROPERTY without his say so! Well Rog, the HOA rep that’s ABOVE THE LAW, calls to say either Mike takes the fence DOWN or else Rog and his BACKHOE will take care of it for him!     Will Mike keep his FENCE or lose his MIND?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren and her husband CLOG their DRIVEWAY with everything from CARS to REFRIGERATORS…And the LOCALS aren’t LOVING IT! Well, next door NIGHTMARE Dean calls to say not only is their CRAP COLLECTION against the RULES, but it also makes their already UGLY HOUSE even UGLIER!   What does Dean do to get UNDER Lauren’s SKIN?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Liz works at a BURGER PLACE so she knows how WEIRD people can be when they get HUNGRY, but she’s NEVER dealt with anyone like THIS! Today the FOULMOUTHED Rallo, from the Cleveland Show, calls Liz’s burger place looking for POPCORN SHRIMP…And things just go DOWNHILL from there!                   How does Liz like Rallo’s SPECIAL way of ASKING NICELY?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor...

Adam had some people over for a PARTY and the cars took up the street’s ENTIRE cul-de-sac! Well, Rog, the blocked-in neighbor next door, calls to say Adam’s DUMB friends kept his GARBAGE from getting PICK UP, so he’s coming over to DUMP it on Adam’s LAWN!     How does Rog push Adam over the EDGE?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donnie’s KIDS like to ride DIRT BIKES, so someone called the COPS, but they said GO AHEAD! Well, Rog, the neighborhood NARC, calls Donnie to say since the COPS didn’t serve JUSTICE, Rog will have to take matters into his OWN HANDS!   Will Donnie’s bikes SURVIVE this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Andy put $500 DOWN on a COUCH she tried to buy a YEAR AGO…And she STILL doesn’t have it! Well, the guys, representing the CRAPPY COACH people, call Andy to say her couch has been SOLD to someone else because she wasn’t making her PAYMENTS…On the couch she DOESN’T have YET!     Will Andy need a LIE-DOWN after this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kevin has a DEER FEEDER in his BACKYARD, because he likes to give nature a helping hand, how NICE! Well, Dean, the animal HATING neighbor next door, calls to say that feeder needs to GO, because DEER are basically large horned RATS, and he doesn’t want anything to do with them!     How does this DEER dispute get even WEIRDER?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, James is a TELEMARKETER, so he knows how to keep his COOL when people get HEATED, but James might find HIS limit with THIS call! TODAY, James calls the always OPINIONATED Dr. Phil, and he thinks James has a DRUG PROBLEM he’s just not being honest with himself about…And he wants him to get HELP!           How will James handle Dr. Phil’s signature CALM COND...

Mikaela saw a person PARKED in a HANDICAP spot without a HANG TAG, so she left a NASTY NOTE! Well, Rog, the parking PROBLEM MANCHILD, TRACKED Mikaela down to say who DIED and made her the PARKING SHERIFF?!       How HEATED does the HE SAID, SHE SAID get on this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kim’s TRANSMISSION needed some WORK, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the ROUGHNECK mechanic, calls Kim to say he only has a PARTIAL WARRANTY which means SHUT UP and PAY YOUR PART or else he’ll have to pay for the WHOLE THING!   Will Kim need a WALLET WARRANTY after Rog is down with him?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jim ordered some SOCKS online, but when the package showed up it was taped, sealed, and COMPLETELY EMPTY! Well, Dean, the customer service EXPERT, calls Jim to say they don’t have any PROOF that he didn’t get his SOCKS, but as a peace offering Dean’s going to take a LONG RUN and send Jim HIS!   How FUNKY is Dean’s SPECIAL DELIVERY?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.