Dave & Juan: More Time

The after-lunch nap just may be the best part of Thanksgiving; It's never a good time to get the "I got in a wreck" call from your teenager;  The Lane Train has finally reached BR; The tale of the frog and the scorpion; Popeye's and Waffle House - the service sucks but we don't care; A D&J first - complimenting the mayor of New Orleans; I'm quitting but, no worrie...

Dave's son makes his Tiger Stadium debut; Brian Kelly's son was on the team - who knew?; DJing a tailgate party has got to be better than a corporate party; Heads-up ICE - if you come to NOLA, Juan's "friend" has her camera out and is ready to record!; So why is the Astrodome still standing?; The Outsiders - a better movie than a musical, especially a DEI-casted musical; M...

MTG, how could you!; When the priest goes off script and keeps you wondering how's he gonna reel it back in;  I gave at the other church - for real; Are we seeing a political civil war?; Will there be mosquitos on Thanksgiving?; An over abundant inventory of Christmas decorations; Classic Christmas songs should only be sung by Dean Martin, et al; Econ 101 according to D&J; Brian Kelly not...

When your team's amazing comeback gives your greater grief than a loss; Cold weather = rediscovering old clothes you can still wear; And just like that, the shutdown is apparently over; So why didn't the Affordable Care Act create affordable care?; The Saints finally win now that they should just lose; A Louisiana tailgate at a Texas swim meet;  If you're in the middle seat on a pla...

Ahh, it's that time of the year when the first chill is in the air and your heater smells like a trash fire; Yeah, a fireplace in the south isn't all it's cracked up to be; What do you do when a bird gets into your house?; Just when you thought the situation with LSU football couldn't get any worse, Governor Landry says hold my beer!; Who's screening this guy's media...

Dave's latest conspiracy theory - crystal clear skies with no jet streams are related to the government shutdown; A friend from college that Juan hasn't seen in 40 years is offended by the things he finds funny - do you think he cares?; The job with the greatest income potential is obviously elected official; Shouldn't congressional districts just be square?; What happened to the Ky...

D & J share their thoughts on the Kyren Lacy tragedy; Dave gets up close and personal at Octoberfest; Bebe, pull up your pants - nobody wants to see that crack; Ice skating not popular in Shreveport - who knew!; Plumbing problem trouble shooting by a couple of non-plumbers; More theft prevention at WalMart; Juan goes to unconscious training, learns all his biases are 100% conscious; and more.

Wait, how much is that margarita?; Just cause we're friends doesn't mean we are supposed to hang out; It's been less than an exciting week of football for D&J; Lessons is Port-O-Let-iquette; Nice to meet you stranger in a bar - now that's enough talking; Can we just keep the line moving?; Galveston, but not the Glen Campbell song; When grandpa naps on the ferry; We (my fami...

💔 When your favorite grocery store CLOSES FOREVER and leaves a hole in your heart (and stomach)! 😭 🛒 HOT TAKE ALERT: Rush hour traffic has NOTHING on Saturday morning Costco chaos! Picture this: Karen with her industrial-sized cart blocking the entire aisle while she debates which 48-pack of toilet paper to buy... Yeah, we'd rather sit in traffic! 🚗💨 💊 TIME TO DUMP YOUR TYLENOL STOCK! D...

Dave and Juan take a different tone in this week's episode.

🎧 Dave and Juan are back with more stories, more laughs, and (of course) more time than you bargained for. ⚡ Punchlines fly, Cajun wisdom drops, and these two amigos somehow make everyday life sound like a comedy show. 👉 Catch the full episode on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.  #DaveAndJuanMoreTime #PodcastLife #ComedyPodcast

🎉 HISTORIC MOMENT: After 220 episodes and 4+ YEARS, Dave & Juan are FINALLY in the same room! 🤯 👀 Juan's wife meets Dave: "I thought he'd be bigger..." (Sorry Dave, you're no Patrick Swayze!) 😂 🏠 Friend Rick opens his home to Dave's son as an intern - what could go wrong?! 🧺 Deep philosophical question: Is a Houstonian's upstairs laundry room the Cajun...

🚔 PLOT TWIST: Former Golden Meadow Police Chief loses WAY more than just an election! The tea is SCALDING! ☕ 🐝 Forget murder hornets - we're going FULL bee mode and it's buzzing with drama! 🩲 BREAKING: Dave & Juan cracked the code on which boxers shoplifters prefer (this is weirdly specific and hilarious) 😂 💰 Back when your wealth was measured by how DEEP your aluminum pool was...

🎉 DAVE HITS THE BIG 6-0! Welcome to Club 60, old man! 🎂 But seriously... what was ACTUALLY cool the year Dave was born? The nostalgia is REAL and we're going deep! 🕰️ 🗳️ Political gerrymandering hot take: Funny how everyone's only mad when the OTHER team does it... 👀 🎸 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame review: Is it worth your money? (Spoiler: YES!) 🏈 Saints fans, brace yourselves - Dave...

🎬 "IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER!" but this episode DEFINITELY does! 🔥 🐝 KILLER home owner nightmare: What happens when bees decide YOUR house is their new headquarters? (Spoiler: chaos) 🎵 Concert etiquette wars + office "concerts" that get MESSY 📺 We're throwing it back to MTV's first 50 videos (yes, when they actually played music!) ⚖️ Coldplay Kiss Cam lawsuit u...

This week we're talking EVERYTHING: celebrity death spirals, Ozzy's immortal chaos across generations, and how wrestling legends go from Thunder Lips to toy aisles to... political hot takes?! Remember when wrestling was just three channels and a prayer? We do. Plus: getting weirdly emotional about your old neighborhood (it's fine, we're all doing it), I'm not paying that m...

🔥 Juan's solo adventure at Climate Change Central (spoiler: it's hot);  🎭 Dave becomes Broadway's most hated audience member (the cast is still recovering);  🎵 Coldplay concerts: Where dreams AND marriages go to die (statistical analysis included);  ⚡ Tulsi's management massacre (middle managers, update your resumes);  🏀 WNBA's backwards economics lesson (when less mo...

40 years later, what did Live Aid actually accomplish? • Why parent-child communication feels impossible (spoiler: it is) • The elaborate plans that exist only in our heads • Bathroom maintenance: a horror story • Should you ever let someone win? • Please stop posting your medical procedures • Could you vanish if you had to? • Haircut small talk: whose responsibility? • One broken traffic light =...

Wedding shirt protocol: When Coach O needs an intervention 🤵‍♂️; Marriage reality check: What you want vs. what you're actually willing to sacrifice (spoiler: it's complicated); Carnival Cruise drama: Are the new rules "harsh and targeted" or just "please don't be terrible humans"? 🚢; Ozzy's farewell tour: Nothing says "rock and roll" like being...

So I paid for this trip and now you want me to paddle 5 miles!;  Doug's tip to remove crawfish stink from your hands; Remember when you thought Red Lobster was too fancy?; An Alaskan Cruise - the best and worst vacation; Just because the food is unlimited doesn't mean my appetite is; I wouldn't want to hangout with me either; While we were gone - The No Kings rallies...congrats, mis...

Pedreaux the dog is destined to live forever; Wedding bar etiquette: if you can't carry it in one trip, don't order it, and, other than liquor, no more than 2 ingredients allowed - this ain't Starbucks; I don 't care if you don't speak English, don't roll your eyes at me Ms restaurant hostess; It's one thing to keep crap you don't need. It's another thi...

 may be the only guy to ever follow up on a "we really should get together sometime" comment; Juan's exhausted from his daughter's extensive graduation festivities but rockin' his new undershirts at work; Wha't's Angel Reese worse at: sportsmanship or basketball?"; Trump breaks out the TV in the oval office; Escaping from jail in NOLA is "To Easy",...

What do you do when there's a Peloton Bike in your hotel room?; Dave takes a great fall; If you're not sure where you are, where do you go to outrun the coming tornado?; Hey, that gift was Juan's idea; The pressure of co-worker excitement at a new job; Air Force One....from Qatar; More moon talk; D & J offer names cooler than Leo for the new Pope; Coach O goes to the Supreme Cou...

The indestructible, blow-up  bop clown punching bag - how boys learned to fight back in our day;  Thought-provoking approach to crime prevention; D&J have no idea why we celebrate Cinco De Mayo; A streak of being stranded in the airport; When early morning cocktails confuse the server; Shushing a guy in church; Do "regular" people care about the Kentucky Derby?; Chugging a bad tastin...

In sporting news, Juan's dad takes home the gold while Shedeur takes a legendary draft dive; Leftover Easter candy - saving the worst for last; How to justify eating more; Pigs in a blanket - always a crowd pleaser; It's okay to be a no-show at the pot luck dinner as long as your dish shows up; How quickly does the "miss you" feeling past?; If the room is too cluttered for your...