Bryony and AJ

Data? I Hardly Know Her! A Star Trek Podcast

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Two siblings discussing episodes of Star Trek the Next Generation via never-heard-before audio spreadsheet technology. You can see our spreadsheets here: https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher (This podcast was formerly known as The A&B Show)

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Bryony and AJ

Episodes

Glabelentyalater (S1E22 Symbiosis) 09.07.2026 1:00:33

We meet our first forehead ridge aliens and learn all about why you shouldn't do space lentil heroin. Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Anonymous Roots (S1E21 Arsenal of Freedom) 02.07.2026 1:10:02

Our intrepid crew visit a planet where you can buy (or get killed by!) any space weapon you can dream of... let's hope they don't accidentally eat any poisonous roots... Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Klingon to your Butts! (S1E20 Heart of Glory) 25.06.2026 54:56

It's the Worf episode! Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Ofsted? More like Off You Popsted (S1E19 Coming of Age) 18.06.2026 1:10:39

The ship gets inspected and Wesley takes his space SATs. Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Pinky Planet and the Micro Brain (S1E18 Home Soil) 11.06.2026 42:13

Watch as our intrepid space heroes discover a living LED! Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Kidnapper? I Hardly Know Her! (S1E17 When the Bough Breaks) 04.06.2026 45:50

"You humans are so attached to your kids!" A bunch of the Enterprise's kids get napped and Wesley once again saves the day. Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Benjamin Badton (S1E16 Too Short a Season) 28.05.2026 45:50

Some old man gets young and makes it everyone's problem. Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Computer Chips & 54154 (S1E15 11001001) 20.05.2026 1:00:36

Non binary aliens take over the ship! CLASSIC NB stuff. Meanwhile, Picard and Riker are... having a threesome on the holodeck? Sure, why not. Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

X. Y? Because I Gotta! (S1E14 Angel One) 13.05.2026 57:08

A planet where women rule?! There's no way THAT could work. Please don't curse us, Brent Spiner! Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

I-I Hardly-Hardly Know-Know Her-Her (S1E13 Datalore) 07.05.2026 1:27:12

This week, Data meets his twin brother. Let's hope he isn't evil! We also jump on a runabout at the end for a little trip to Planet Wrestlemania. Email us at Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com, and check out our spreadsheets at https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

In all the Holodecks in all of space... (S1E12, The Big Goodbye) 30.04.2026 1:26:45

Picard gets his whimsy on playing PI Dixon Hill (let's hope he doesn't get stuck in the holodeck!) and your hosts discuss insect aliens, the Star Trek exhibit at the Science Museum and some hopes and dreams for Wrestlemania. Want to email us? Ihardlyknowherpod@gmail.com Want to see our spreadsheets? https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Riker's Sadboy Brooding Program number 2 (S1E11, Haven) 23.04.2026 55:28

Deanna's getting married!! Or is she?

Q Are You? Q-Q (S1E10, Hide and Q) 16.04.2026 59:56

Our favourite gremlin returns! This time, Q wants to bother Riker... but will it work? Let's find out in this episode of Data? I Hardly Knew/Know/Heard of Her!

Orb You Glad? (S1E9, The Battle) 09.04.2026 1:13:11

We meet the Ferengi once again, on their white Zoom background. This week, your intrepid hosts argued about the politeness of looking at one's watch while Picard got possessed by an orb or something.

The Garden of Wesley (S1E8, Justice) 03.04.2026 45:49

OMG WESLEY ALMOST DIED but he didn't because Picard argued with god.

It's a dog eat snake world (S1E7, Lonely Among Us) 26.03.2026 1:00:52

We have some freaky looking aliens this week! Snake guys and dog dudes who HATE each other! How can we be sure? Because Deanna's on the case! Too bad she can't sense that everyone keeps getting possessed by a space cloud! Check out our spreadsheets https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher

No One Listens to Wesley (S1E6, Where No One Has Gone Before) 19.03.2026 56:41

Well what do you know... another god alien!? At least this one looks cool and can do something interesting. This week, Wesley goes Sabrina mode and explains everything despite everyone refusing to listen to him. #justice4wes See our spreadsheets at bit.ly/hardlyknowher

Gene's Last God Alien Final Final 2 (S1E5, The Last Outpost) 12.03.2026 58:18

The crew meet the Ferengi for the first time, and what do you know... another god alien. Who could have ever predicted that plot twist!? Head to https://bit.ly/hardlyknowher to see our spreadsheets!

Ligon Deez Nuts! (S1E4, Code of Honor) 05.03.2026 41:36

Tasha gets kidnapped and forced to fight to the death! Can Picard monologue his way out of this one? (Spoiler alert: yes)

Laforge's Optical Adventure (S1E3, The Naked Now) 26.02.2026 58:52

The whole crew gets space drunk!

Groppler? I Hardly Knew Her! (S1E2 Encounter at Farpoint part 2) 19.02.2026 55:27

We discover that the gender binary is real and universal, even for giant magical jellyfish. We also discuss the implications of WWE Superstars being in the ST universe.

Encounter at Fartpoint (S1E1, Encounter at Farpoint part 1) 12.02.2026 53:21

We meet our new heroes, and our new enemies (Q), bridge posture and Groppler Zorn's straw hair and interior design choices.

Episode 0 - the Spreadsheet Explanation 12.02.2026 52:08

Technically not an episode, this upload is an explanation of the amazing history of our spreadsheet process. Doesn't that sound entertaining?!