Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Ever wondered how many absurd questions a stranger will tolerate before hanging up? Kfm Mornings' Darren Whackhead Simpson puts this to the test in his hilarious "Senseless Survey" segment. The crew places their bets on how many bizarre questions the unsuspecting recipient will endure, creating a game within the prank that keeps listeners guessing along with the team. This episode features a parti...

Imagine planning your dream wedding dress for years, meticulously attending fittings for months, only to receive a devastating call three weeks before your big day. That's exactly what happened in this hilarious prank call where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson convinces a bride-to-be that her pristine white wedding dress has been ruined at the dry cleaners. The victim's emotional journey from confusion...

In this hilarious episode of Whackhead Simpson's famous crank calls on Kfm Mornings, a wealthy watch collector becomes the target of an elaborate prank. The victim, a man who owns a prestigious Panerai timepiece worth nearly half a million rand, receives a call claiming his luxury watch sent for servicing has been identified as counterfeit and destroyed. What unfolds is an explosive reaction as th...

Ever received a call about debt you never incurred? In this hilarious episode of Darren Whackhead's famous prank calls, we dive into the all-too-common South African experience of identity theft. When Clayeron Howard receives yet another call about an account she never opened, her patience has finally run out. What follows is an explosive exchange where accusations fly, names are questioned, and f...

Ever wondered about the strange questions that can catch people off guard? In this hilarious episode, we dive into Darren Whackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings, where unsuspecting individuals are bombarded with bizarre, philosophical, and downright absurd questions. From contemplating neck fat rolls to password security analogies, this comedic experiment reveals just how far peopl...

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whackhead strikes again with another side-splitting prank call on KFM mornings! In this episode, he creates chaos by simultaneously calling two different "massage therapists" from online classified ads and connecting them together. What follows is a hilariously awkward exchange as both professionals—clearly offering very different types of "services"—try to figure out who called whom a...

Ever wondered what happens when a self-proclaimed "doctor of husbandry" attempts marriage counseling? This episode takes you on a wild ride as Darren "Whackhead" Simpson impersonates a marriage counselor in one of his infamous pranks. With fifteen years of marriage under his belt, he believes he's qualified to mediate relationship disputes—much to the skepticism of everyone around him. The p...

Ever wonder what happens when your mother-in-law decides to book the same honeymoon destination as you? Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that explores this nightmare scenario. A soon-to-be-married couple discovers their future mother-in-law has booked a trip to Mauritius during their honeymoon, claiming she'll stay "on the bottom end of the island" while they're "on...

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays the role of an insufferable head of customer relations who turns a simple insurance complaint into comedy gold. What begins as a reasonable call about rising premiums quickly descends into personal attacks about takeout habits, smoking, and even the caller's name. The unsuspecting "Tammy" goes from mild frustration to absolute fury as Darren deliberately pushes eve...

Ever wondered what happens when a prankster with a penchant for peculiar requests meets unsuspecting callers on a free chat line? In this hilariously awkward episode, we follow "Jennifer" - the alter ego of radio host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson - as she navigates a conversation with a lonely truck driver named Kevin. What begins as a standard chat line interaction quickly evolves into an internatio...

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this hilarious episode, radio prankster Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers a gut-punch prank call to a South African man who's immigrating to Australia. Posing as "Lester Fenwick" from the Australian Department of Foreign Affairs, Whackhead confronts the unsuspecting victim about his suspicious travel patterns to countries like Egypt, Dubai, and New York. What follows is an increasingly absurd...

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson strikes again! This time, he pretends to be an attorney collecting outstanding TV licence fees from a man who really doesn’t want to pay. The result? Absolute chaos and classic Whackhead humour.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever experienced the panic of an ATM swallowing your card? That helpless moment when you're left cardless, cashless, and completely frustrated? In this hilarious Whackhead prank from Kfm Mornings, Darren 'Wackhead' Simpson poses as a bank representative calling a distressed customer whose card has mysteriously disappeared into a hungry ATM. What begins as a seemingly helpful customer service call...

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This hilarious Whackhead prank call had the #KfmMornings team in stitches! Darren tries to speak Afrikaans while pranking a Dutchman about chocolate (and a few other things). The result? Total chaos! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We couldn't keep it together for this hilarious prank! Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson poses as the owner of a Driving School whose employee had to cut a lesson short thanks to a woman's stinky feet. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wonder what happens when a stressed-out taxi driver gets a call from "Uber" questioning his driving record? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank, targeting a dad who's anxiously awaiting approval to switch from meter taxi to Uber driving. With his daughters setting him up, Whackhead poses as "Daniel from the investigative department" and proceeds to push every possible...

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are you ready to laugh until your sides hurt? In this hilarious episode, we dive into one of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's infamous prank calls exclusive to Kfm Mornings. Playing his alter ego "Jennifer," a hot blonde looking for companionship in American chatrooms, Whackhead connects with an unsuspecting 42-year-old named Ron. What starts as innocent flirting takes an unexpected turn when Jennifer...

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a salesman in this hilarious prank, resulting in a heated exchange between an upset customer and Whackhead. What starts as a dispute over a stained table quickly escalates into threats of legal action, table repossession, and even an impromptu resale!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson is asking some senseless - yet important - questions that he desperately needs answers to.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.