Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we learn about the dangers of AI first hand.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town. Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a trip down memory lane with t...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkwards and hilarious questions.  From the easiest way to have a surprise wet t-shirt contest to the best thing about being a penguin, these questions will leave you wondering what's real and what's just a joke.  This prank call aired on 23 February 2026. Kickstart...

In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a world-famous prank that's sure to leave you scratching your head. He's recorded a series of confusing phone calls, where he's trying to order a pizza, but the person on the other end is having a hard time understanding him.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darre...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we meet Beryl, a 84-year-old granny who's looking for love, and it looks like a much younger guy is taking the bait. As they chat, Beryl's flirtation gets more and more outrageous, leaving us in stitches. Will Beryl find love or just a good game of bingo? Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we face a Valentine's Day conundrum that involved husbands, work husbands, and laughs of epic proportion.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town. Brace yourself for the thrill...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the senseless survey makes a return to ask some interesting, awkwards and hilarious questions.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town. Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Po...

In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson shares a hilarious story about getting scammed by a Tanzanian conference organiser. He's joined by a guest who's been duped into booking a conference that doesn't exist. The conversation takes a turn when Darren decides to play along, pretending to be a scammer himself.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we're testing car enthusiasts' unwavering loyalty to their favorite brands. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest breakfast show in town. Brace yourself for the thrilling R20k Pop Quiz with Suzuki, a tri...

In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson puts the Consumer Protection Line to the test. He shares a personal experience of trying to return a TV and a jacket and calls the Consumer Protection Line to see how effective the service is.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake u...

In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson is targeting something men take very seriously: their cars. Whackhead calls up a man who’s patiently waiting for his brand-new licence and number plates. But instead of a smooth update from the 'licensing department', he gets pure chaos. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings!...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a cringeworthy customer service call leaves us all speechless.  A frustrated caller, Johanster, is trying to resolve an issue with his phone, but the customer representative is being, well, less than helpful. From the condescending attitude to the bizarre suggestions, you can't help but question the company's priorities.  Kick...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Census Bureau makes a return with some interesting questions. We're talking about zebras, computers, and slow cookers, and that's not just small talk.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the freshest brea...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a caller's web of lies unravels.  A group of mates are trying to get visas to watch the big game between Manchester United and Arsenal, but things take a turn when they're questioned by the British Embassy. With a mix of humor and clever thinking, this prank call is a must-listen.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, la...

In this hilarious prank call, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson takes on a wedding dress disaster. A bridesmaid is tasked with delivering some devastating news to the bride, but things quickly take a turn when the maid's attempts to get in touch with the bride are met with resistance.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin,...

Whackhead brings us another epic prank call. This husband is in for a surprise when his daughter, who's studying medicine in Romania, calls to break the news that she's met someone special in South Africa. The conversation takes a turn when the suitor, who claims to be a 35-year-old man, reveals he's unemployed and ready for love. The dad's reactions are priceless as he tries to shut down the rela...

Darren Whackhead Simpson is back with another senseless survey on Kfm Mornings. He's calling Australians to ask some... interesting questions. From the value of pie to Danny DeVito's height, Darren's got a list of 15 questions that'll leave you scratching your head. He's also tackling the serious topic of wedding gifts, suggesting that couples who get divorced within two years should return their...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, we go on a wild ride.  From being called "Tony the Polony" to being threatened with being "crushed into a little pink paste," Tony's got some choice words for the company.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, a groom-to-be is trying to book a limousine for his wedding, but things take a turn when the person on the phone starts getting pranked by the best man's wife-to-be. Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and the best feel-good tunes on Kfm Mornings! Darren, Sherlin, and Sibs are here to shake up your day with the fre...

In this hilarious prank call with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, the Senseless Bureau makes a return, asking some rather interesting questions. We're talking unicorns, dog glasses, and olive oil spills. But things take a turn when our host starts talking about health and hygiene, specifically, what comes out of your nose when you're sick.  Kickstart your morning with a dose of fun, laughter, and...

In this episode, Whackhead tackles the ongoing saga of the TV license fee. He shares a hilarious and relatable story about a woman who's been receiving harassing calls from the SABC about her late father's TV license. You'll hear the ridiculous conversation she has with the SABC representative, who insists on speaking to her father's "ashes." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ever wondered how a prank call goes when the prankster has all the wrong information? Darren "Whackhead" Simpson delivers comedy gold in this KFM Mornings exclusive as he poses as an estate manager confronting a resident about unpaid electricity bills. What starts as a call based on incorrect details quickly spirals into absurd accusations - from speeding violations and spying on sunbathing neighb...

Ever wondered what happens when random strangers get bombarded with the most ridiculous questions imaginable? Darren Wackhead Simpson's "Senseless Survey" on Kfm Mornings delivers exactly that - a hilarious segment where unsuspecting people attempt to answer questions that make absolutely no sense. From unconscious birds to civil wars and funeral bouquet tosses, this episode showcases how ordinary...

In this hilarious episode of Kfm Mornings, host Darren "Wackhead" Simpson delivers another masterful prank call that leaves an innocent cleaning business owner absolutely terrified. When a wife and daughter request Wackhead to "make this dude sweat," he transforms into Detective Swanppula from Durbanville Police Station, convincing the poor man he's inadvertently cleaned up a crime scene and might...

Are you mysteriously losing data faster than you can say "refresh"? You're not alone. In this hilarious episode, we dive into the absurd world of "shared data plans" through a classic Whackhead Simpson prank call that will leave you questioning your cell phone contract and crying with laughter. Heinrich's frustration over his daughter's disappearing data takes an unexpected turn when he discovers...

The Chat Line Chronicles Are you ready for another wild ride with the infamous Jennifer? In this latest episode of Darren Whackhead's prank calls on Kfm Mornings, Jennifer returns to the American chat line with her bizarre requests. This time, she convinces a 55-year-old wine drinker named Claude to perform increasingly strange wine-gargling antics while saying her name. From simple sips to full-o...