DARKYDEY IN PIDGIN

If una don watch dat movie una go sabi wetin I mean, una know say for Africa we dey like to do huge party when person die, we go cook food chop am well well for dead person burial ceremony. The boondocks even talked about dis wahala wey I wan yarn about here....

Do I need to really yarn about dis matter? Wetin Google get to say about Cassava and Cynaide? Cassava, an edible tuberous root often made into flour, contains  cyanogenic glycosides , which can result in fatal cyanide poisoning if not properly detoxified by soaking, drying, and scraping before being consumed. Acute cassava-associated cyanide poisoning outbreaks are rarely described.

African heads of states travelling to the west in search medical assistance? Una know say, that na em dey make wanna cry out very loud, wetin be dey bi that thing wey dey worry us? wetin be that devil name wey dey kolo us? I need not write much because I don already yarn am for the podcast below...

These Foods Are Nutritious To Some People But Harmful To Others, some food like broccoli, Potatoes and garlic are healthy to some certain people but very dangerous to others, why is that? why would an African be given the same dose of drug like a Caucasian? If we evolved under different conditions, shouldn't our internal working mechanism also be different? #broccolifood @africanfoodlist #bestafri...

I talked about fruit we should eat as Nigerians in the last episode, in this episode am gonna talk about the ones we shouldn't eat as Nigerians, so pay attention real quick!  #unhealthyfruits #healthyfruit #darkydey

I personally believe that eating what's native to your place of birth is important in keeping your body healthy and helps with good digestive system, Polar bears don't eat the same food as the African Gorillas, get it?

Everibodi wan act like say dem dey different from the other person, if somebodi say something wey him no suppose say and come make people vex for am, every other person go dey quick to condemn am, dem go quick to judge and blacklist dat person. Everibodi now dey claim say dem dey woke as in awakening and e dey make me laugh out really loud because most of dem people wey dey claim "woke" no even no...

Darkydey! lol! Una know say me I no dey waste time to criticize tings wey no tight anytime I see un-tight things you know! I no go waste una time dey write things make I no come dey mis-write wetin I no suppose write you know! but wetin be breakfast and who say we must to breakfast every morning when we wake from an 7 or 8hr sleep? E get somethings wey we dey do wey we no dey ask questions about i...

Malaria-19? or Covid-19 ? Malaria is an infectious disease transmitted by " Mosquito" that affects humans and other beings on this Planet with symptoms such as fever, tiredness, vomiting, and headaches. In severe cases, it can cause yellow skin, seizures, coma, or death. What distinguishes Malaria from "Covid19" ?

A doctor`s job is to diagnose, treat and save lives but what happens when you run into a doctor with race or esteem issues? I don`t wanna sound bias or anything like that but we all know that racism "systemic discrimination" is everywhere but shouldn´t there be like a limit, like a red line that needed not crossed? I mean like when it comes to saving lives? How can we allow to Triumph over love? I...

Now dis one here na one of dem things wey we dey talk say "U no fit chop your bread and still expect to have it" Una know say me I no dey waste time to dey call out dis kind ting anytime wen I see am. Some piple feel say, no I really mean am, some people feel say dem fit do anyting wey dem feel like for dis world wey we all follow share and nothing fit happen, dem feel say dem fit make everibodi b...

Okay, dis one don dey vex me already as I dey write about am now, people wey no see food chop but go dey hail the person wey dey deprived dem of that food to chop and people wey dey carry all their money go give "Man of god" wey dey waka about with bodyguards make him pray for dem for protection. Na who needs our prayer?

I don write write about dis kind issue before but e bi like say piple no bin hear me well so I say make I write about am again or better yet talk about am again because whenever we hear racism we dey always envision "white vs black" piples, but we forget say we darky piple dey hate each other pass oyingbo sef sometimes, so without much typing, make u listen to the yarning below and tell us wetin u...

Them----Dem dey everywhere but we no fit see dem cos dem too "dark" so we go just shoot at that dark empty space, oh! sorry did I just shoot at you? My bad I didn`t see you there. Me----You didn`t see me? Am I too "black" for you to see? They----Sorry, thought it was an empty space, need some help to stop the bleeding? Me----Seriously? They--- Let me call the emergency, where`s my Phone? Oh! my ba...

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://darkydey.com/2020/12/31/how-do-one-reacts-to-a-6year-old-racist/ 2021 New year, new beginning and end to Covid-19 , end to Corona? I hope so and God help us and I seriously mean that. So, this happened to me in  Zwickau , a city in the Eastern part of Germany . Now, how would you respond to a 6-year-old racist? I have narrated the whole in...

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://darkydey.com/2021/03/22/pidgin-english-blog-so-as-a-man-you-feel-say-you-get-power-abi-you-never-met-some-powerful-women-yet/ Women bi the most underrated people for dis our planet the same way wey dem dey under rate and disrespect black skin people on the Planet. No bi wetin I wan yarn about today bi dat sha! In dis episode I wan criticise sma...

E get things wey bi say man no fit write about dem but na to yarn about dem, bicos if man wan write about dem tings, man go dey forget wetin to type and man fit bigin dey mis-type YOU KNOW! and e fit make the whole ting kom turn to the "case of wahala dey sleep yanka go wake am up" u know dat cat dey sleep mouse go wake am kind of ting like dat? Most People no sabi or better yet no wan sabi dey po...

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://darkydey.com/2021/04/12/a-w-t-fwhat-a-moment-akwa-ibom-state-of-9ja-greenhouse-project/ Share and do not forget to like #darkydey.com i.e. after we don yarn about dis what a fuck moment, una know say me I dey always like to hala about dis kind matter bicos dis kind matter no make sense to me at all at all!  e bi like those people wey dey w...

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://darkydey.com/2021/02/23/corona-virus-guidelines-and-africans-in-europe-observing-it-wetin-are-afroshops-exempt/