Damn, That's Scary

The mysterious mumth of MUMMAY mumtinues, and we’re trippin sandy balls on pyramid gas! We hallucinate some SCREAM sequel updates, regurgitate a big wet pile of RESIDENT EVIL, and make a high-stakes bet regarding the early career of Keanu “Theodore” Reeves! When we finally regain consciousness, we delve deep into the tomb of the Safariman with 1981’s “DAWN OF THE MUMMY”! We talk the mummy talk, we...

Pack your organs in a jar and bundle your booties in bandages, because the time has come to mummense our new mumthly movie mumstravaganza…its MUM-MAY! (get it?) Strap in, we’re taking a trip to Egypt (and possibly outer space), to raid some tombs, resurrect the husks of ancient royalty, and nationalize some serious treasures! We tease a Sam ”Darkman” Raimi x Stephen “Cocaine” King adaptation, revi...

Judgment Day is finally here as we conclude our (approximately) month-long MARCH of the PENGUINS! But before we get raptured we honor the illustrious careers of Ace “Drugs” Frehley and James “Lo Pan” Hong! Then check out some sacriliciously scary trailers, speculate on the future of Glen “Danzig” Danzig’s directorial adventures, and make a few shady backdoor deals with the devil! Our final revelat...

Gilbert has died (sorry, that’s on us), so this week we celebrate his legacy of vulgarity as he clumsily descends into hell like a squinty, spastic Mr. Magoo. We also check out the trailer for the latest film by David “The Body” Cronenberg, Spirit Halloween Store attempts to make a movie (good effort, guys), and Micah finds himself a bold new hat! Then we bring you the biggest crossover since John...

The PENGUINS MARCH ON, as our hellbound heroes are ensconced in an eternal orgy of the damned (that’s not nearly as bad as it sounds)! We explore the dark side of bloodsucker Willem Dafoe with the Robert “Over-Easy” Eggers remake of “Nosferatu”, take a trip to the Derry farm with the recently announced “IT” prequel, and commiserate with poor, poor Eddie Furlong as we discuss the impending disaster...

The MARCH of the PENGUINS cannot be stopped by mortal man! After taking a week off to pursue hedonistic earthly delights, the boys are saturated in sin and ready for communion (the bad kind)! We learn not to trust old people with our review of Ti West’s “X”, get posessed by rock n’ roll with the Foo Fighters in “Studio 666”, then tease both a Dougless Hellraiser reboot and a capeless Cage as Dracu...

MARCH of the PENGUINS continues, and our heretical hosts have some serious sins to funfess! (we are so sorry for that) But first we analyze the intricacies of Robb Zombbie's vocals, pirate a few episodes of Taika "Wai" Titi's new series, and celebrate the return of Joe Bob Briggs! And if you love some sisters a-scissorin' (and we know you do!) our feature review is 2004's THE HALFWAY HOUSE! You'll...

Confess your sins and say your prayers, because its time to begin our month-long MARCH...OF THE PENGUINS! Its nothing but priests, nuns, (and innocent misunderstandings in the church basement), as we explore the the deepest, darkest cloisters of the convent! But first, we go greek with the upcoming "God of War" tv series, give historical context to the Predator franchise, and celebrate the return...

Our journey through SPAAACE comes to its thrilling conclusion, and our handsome heroes return to Earfth just in time for (yet another) alien invasion! We discuss Amityville-on-an-asteroid, Jared Leto sucking (blood this time), and our hero Fede "All Day" Alvarez makes xenomorphs sexy again! Our grand finale is 1996's MARS ATTACKS, starring EVERYONE in Tim Burton's rolodex and a bunch of space-perv...

We've crash-landed face first into the heartland of America, just in time to weigh in on the greatest debate of modern times: was The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) any good? Is modern horror just a shambling corpse of its glorious past? Will Fede Alvarez destroy us ALL?! But stay tuned as we gas up the old red rocket and wormhole our way into the distant future with the 2097 masterpiece LEPRECHAU...

"Our rockets are revved and our boosters are bulging, because this week we're back in the endless void of SPAAACE! We lament the lives of child stars (Stranger Things), fondly recall the comedy career of OJ Simpson (Murderer), and tease new releases by GVerbinski (Bioshock) and JPeele (Nope)! We're flying blind on a two week space bender with the 1982 Corman classic FORBIDDEN WORLD! So grab some c...

After yet another bout of crippling space madness, our heroes awaken from an astro-blackout to find themselves...back on EARTH! We take a brief astro-trip down memory lane for the crossover classic "Freddy vs Jason", enjoy an astro-detour to Finland to review "Bloody Hell", and explore the astro-future of Terry Crews' career with some zombie thing he's doing. Then we destroy our minds (and livers)...

SPAAACE sadness takes the words right out of our mouths as we lovingly eulogize our hellbound hero Marvin "Meat" Loaf (RIP, sweet prince). Then we blast off quick previews of Will "GOB" Arnett's upcoming "Murderville", Guillermo "Del" Toro's giant peachy take on "Pinocchio", and get emotional over the touching new "Scream" sequel. Anything goes in international space-waters, so fill up your smuggl...

Our journey through SPAAAAACE continues, but first we make a pit stop at the retirement home with previews of "The Home" (starring Pete "Homeless" Davidson) and Ti West's upcoming "X" (starring someone's grandma). After we fulfill our quota of geriatric hedonism for the week, we detour back to Earth for the Bruce Campbell 2005 SyFy masterpiece "ALIEN APOCALYPSE"! Is it really "Army of Darkness mee...

Its a new year, and our intrepid heroes are boldly blasting themselves toward the stars! After brief reviews of Megiddo and City of Lost Children, we return with news of Nicolas "Dracula" Cage and Peter "Melvin" Dinklage. Then we're off to explore the final frontier with the 1981 Roger Corman alien pyramid adventure GALAXY OF TERROR, starring Freddy Krueger and both of our dads (allegedly). Its SP...

It's the grand finale of MANEATER MONTH, and the last episode of 2021! In the midst of our studio haunting, your heartthrob hosts discuss Witcher season 2, review The Matrix: Whateverwhocares, and give "professional" legal opinions on the great Friday the 13th scandal. We have much more giggles and gore for you in 2022, so if you still have meat on your bones, turn back...while you still can!

This week, roles are reassigned as we explore the origin, intention, and attitude of our newfound studio ghost! Then we dig deep into the bowels of our audio archives with our classic-yet-updated review of the David Gens maneater masterpiece "Frontier(s)"! Its Damn, That's Scary: Revelations!

Maneater Month meats Giallo horror this week in the epic slaphappy crossover you've all been waiting for! Forget about C.H.U.D., we're bringing you the real awesome terror of C.H.A.D. with the 1980 Italian classic NIGHTMARE CITY! Also quick reviews of Halloween Kills, Leatherface, and some news about the Munsters. (Note: This episode is haunted, listen at your own risk!)

MANEATER MONTH is going strong here at DTS! This week we bring to life the often forgotten, CHUD 2: Bud the CHUD plus we discuss the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the importance of flamethrowers and the Bogus Burger! Tune in and let us melt your earholes!

We love cannibals so much that we're keeping it going! This week we fixed our audio issues, give spoiler free reviews of Resident Evil and Black Friday, Terrifier2, Jordan Peele, Renfield rumblings, Hammer Horror and of course our movie of the week: PIRANHA WOMEN AND THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH!

Greg and Micah are now on other sides of the country so please excuse the audio, we'll have it fixed soon! MANEATER MONTH is going strong with our favorite Wrong Turn flick! Plus dead body bathbombs, Train to Busan remake talk and so much more!

Alright alright alright it's MANEATER MONTH and we have the review you've all been waiting for, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE THE NEXT GENERATION! We also talk about how Ed Furlong will save us all from the illuminati... If that doesn't sell ya, we don't know what will!

It's time to give thanks that you're not being eaten alive because it's MANEATER MONTH here with the DTS boys bringing you quite possibly the best cannibal movie of all time, RAVENOUS! As always we go off the rails with some fun talk like Scream, Hocus Pocus and one of us encounters the ghost of Dave Mustaine. Don't sleep on this one because we will eat you alive!

Happy Halloween! Greg and Micah dive deep into the Michaelverse with a spoiler free review of Halloween Kills. We talk about the upcoming Black Friday, some Chucky talk and then we go hard and fast into the entire VHS franchise with the conclusion of "Finders Keepers, Harder Deeper" month!

Greg and Micah continue “FINDERS KEEPERS, HARDER DEEPER” month with a sweet ass review of 2014's Creep! Plus we have a deep conversation about a new "trailer trope" and some Scream talk! Fix yourself a fuzzy navel, kick back, and enjoy this episode!