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Tighten your turkey holes and prepare for some stuffing, it’s Thanksgiving at DTS! We’re shooting blanks and giving thanks for everything on our glorious flat earth in this “very special” episode of your favorite colonial crap-cast. Prepare yourself for a hearty helping of news, trailers, and giblets including Beetlejuice 2, a prequel to The Omen, and a very bad CGI Gator! Gorge your gullets on a...

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Cold-Blue-Spread-Eagle-Husks, your favorite para-professional podcasters are back once again! Having recently celebrated the spooky season in the most magnificent of fashions, we’re ready to share our experiences (and infections) with you, the last of our loyal listeners. Consider yourselves the chosen few who will accompany us on our inevitable psychosexual space journey th...

The ramblin’ boys of DTS reminisce about love, loss, and positions past as we bid a fairly fond farewell to what turned out to be an overall pretty mid summer. After an entirely gratuitous and unnecessary season-long sabbatical, we’re back in the habit (like a nun on the run) and ready to distract you from your monotonous yet potentially hazardous day jobs with our signature blend of whore-flavore...

The incorrigible inebriates at DTS are confused to announce that we are now filming in front of a live studio audience! If you prefer your comedy situational, then we sure have something for you to sit through. Don’t worry, just turn your mind off and laugh when the person next to you does. Did you say you’re alone in a dark room with a drugpipe in one hand and a 64oz Mellow Yellow in the other? T...

After a mind-altering encounter with a somewhat sinister fish, the courageous pioneers at DTS have returned from a mysterious mountain getaway with a crazed look in their eye and a Lovecraftian tale of terror to tell! Tune in as we ramble and rave through news and trailers, and struggle to maintain our tenuous grip on sanity with reviews of two of the biggest releases of the season. First, we expo...

Your two favorite horror hosts courageously fight on through all manner of sickness and drug-fuelled dementia for the stunning conclusion of FELDMARCH! We’re drinking tea and filling our cavities with as many pills as we can handle (with the help of our favorite martial arts master), to bring you all the Corey Content you can cram into your crannies. If you love extreme sports as much as you love...

DTS is back after our most controversial (and successful!) last episode, and we’re ready to celebrate FELDMARCH! That’s right, it’s an entire month (give or take a few weeks) entirely devoted to the fabulous frog brother, the glorious goonie, the manic-moonwalker, the Jason-killer, and supposedly one of the fucking ninja turtles… our personal favorite Corey… it’s FELDMAN! But first we’re bringing...

DTS is back and better than ever, baby! After a brief hiatus, your favorite horror podcast is poised to make it’s triumphant return. Get ready for a new era of terror, trivia, and titillation, because we have finally achieved our true ultimate form. And by that we mean that Greg is gone, and Micah has found a new alcoholic miscreant to help him drag his soggy ass through news, trailers, and…whatev...

For those of you out there who enjoy standing in line for intercourse, your wait is over… [Part II] is here! If you made it through our review of “FEAST” (and are somehow still hungry for more), its time to strap on your lucha mask, pile yourself into a hastily assembled catapult, and launch yourself into a world of pure unbridled entertainment for 2008’s “FEAST II: SLOPPY SECONDS”! If you’re tire...

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Grinch(tm) murdered everyone in Whoville? Or what would happen if someone fed a boatload of Cocaine to a Bear? Ever pontificate on the questionable acting choices of Mickey “Mr. Yunioshi” Rooney? This episode will answer all the important questions in life (and some of the really stupid ones), so tune in and check out our newest trailers, previews, u...

According to the homeless individuals we polled on the street outside the BICBP studio, the new format is a raging success (and we’re a ton of fun to drink with)! So for those of you who get crippling headaches when things don’t come to completion, your frustration is over… [Part II] is here! Our feature review this week is the 2005 carnivorous classic “FEAST”! If you love gratuitous gore, frantic...

Here at DTS we’re nothing if not innovators (and alcoholics), so this week we’re bringing you a new format! [Part I] is all the recent horror news, previews, trailers, teasers and tossers you expect from our concupiscent cohosts! We also lament the passing of (yet another) of our fallen celebrity heroes, and celebrate the fruit-filled seasonal harvest that we’ve all been missing for so many years....

We’re back and we’re blastin’ bears straight up your bruin chute with the epic conclusion of OCTOBEAR! New updates on the Stranger Things” Season 5 opener, Danny Boyle’s super sequel “28 Months Later”, Dobberman does “Salem’s Lot”, Ghostface Takes Manhattan, Brian Fuller’s “Friday the 13th” Prequel, Bronenberg’s “Infinity Pool”, and much much more! Then we’re joined by guest host RoboRemar(tm) for...

We’re deep into spooky season and we’re so jacked up on reboots we can BEAR-ly contain ourselves! That’s right, OCTOBEAR rages on as we give you poignant, insightful reviews of HELLRAISER (2022), HALLOWEEN ENDS, and our usual slew of teasers, trailers, and titillations! Then we take to the woods to explore the epic tale of a burly lumberjack and his lifelong killer vendetta against any and all unw...

It’s time to say “sayonara, Samhain” and “hasta la vista, Halloween”, because here at DTS we’re celebrating the menacing month of OCTOBEAR! It’s exactly what it sounds like…we’re doing bear movies now. BUT FIRST, we talk trailers, speculate on “SPAWN”, and drill into the Dahmer series (starring Evan “Eat It” Peters)! More importantly, we give you the only correct opinion on Robb Zombie’s “The Muns...

FULL FOON FUMMER FFFFT comes to an end, and the virile vulgarians at DTS are experimenting with A.I. technology! Things get a little dicey, judgment day is narrowly avoided, and we bring you all the news and previews you expect from the consummate professionals that we are. Our craptastic creature-feature this week is 1987’s “CREEPOZOIDS!” starring Linnea Quigley (and friends)! Don’t let the title...

Someone put a silver bullet between our eyes, because we’re officially sick and tired of all these freakin’ werewolves! Our FUZZY FUMMER FANTASY is almost over, and soon we’ll be rid of these full-moon fleabags! But first, we bring you some upcoming previews, including District 10 (and a very special, slippery guest), the 4K UHD release of one of our favorite films, and a brief but undeniably reve...

The 2022 FULL MOON FUNFETTI FESTIVAL forges on! So grab your grease paint and cream up your pies, because DTS is going ICP! We’ve graduated from clown college with flying colors, and we’re traveling the world with the sketchiest carnival this side of the methadone clinic! But first, we discuss the release of “The Lair” by Neil Marshall, an upcoming R-Rated “Scooby Doo” starring Freddie “Fred” Prin...

What’s better than a film about a needlessly violent kindergarten cop brawling his way through a halfway house full of hot-to-trot teenage were-women? LITERALLY ANYTHING. This week, your two favorite alcoholics hit the road to Amityville, but instead of horror we find only shame and regret (again). But first, we lament the fantastic failure that is Resident Evil (the show, not the games), anticipa...

After a week long lasagna bender celebrating the current YEAR(?) OF THE FULL MOON, your favorite semolina slayers find themselves imprisoned in the dank, dark depths of a kinky Italian castle! We discuss upcoming releases from Isaac “EZ” Ezban and “Money” Mike Flanagan, then speculate on the subtext of Stranger Things, and feign enthusiasm for the sure-to-be-sh*t-show that is Halloween Ends! Our f...

Mister Charles Bandichev, tear down this wall! This week we’re studying abroad, and our scholastic sights are set on the suspiciously (formerly) soviet streets of Prejnar, Romania! But first, we’re talking anthologies with American Horror Stories, an unearthed special edition of Event Horizon, and some movie trailers that tap into our deepest, sweatiest fears! Our full moon feature is the 1991 Tra...

Our FULL MOON SUMMER FIESTA howls onward, this time with some much needed elegance and class! We’re nothing without our listeners, so when we were called out on our piggliness, we gave the show a full overhaul of opulence! (Just kidding, this episode we make weiner jokes for 50 minutes then pass out drunk in each others’ arms) But first, we take advantage of our rare moments of clarity to discuss...

Hide the silver and lock yourselves indoors because FULL MOON JUNE is a thing we’re doing now! So chain yourself to a radiator and check out our spoiler-free review of Cronenberg’s “Crimes of the Future”, come get some Duke Nukem movie news, and learn why Neve “Not In Part 6” Campbell may or may not be in Scream 6! (Also some seriously spooky streaming series announcements!) Try not to transform u...

We’re piling ourselves into our sarcophagi and sealing ourselves into a sandstone tomb full of cobras, because the time has finally come to wrap up the mumtastic mumsploitation mumth of MUMMAY! But before we begin our eternal slumber we’re bringing you Stranger Things news, a Pennywise BTS documentary, and a quick update on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre interactive video game! But fear not, antics a...

Stuff your lunchables in a sack and get your buns on the bus, MUMMAY is taking you on a field trip to the museum! We barf our way through a brief review of “Salo”, enter the Predator-verse with “Prey” news, and cleanse our filthy palettes with the “Resurrection” of Rebecca Hall and Tim “Bellboy” Roth. Then we’re camping out overnight in the Egyptian wing for the 1932 KARLOFF KLASSIC, “THE MUMMY”!...