Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Rich and Jake finally fight their way to the end of the monster that is chapter 11 of FFXIII. Was it good enough to save our flagging interest in the game? Do chocobos finally freaking show up? Do Square-Enix understand what a "mission" is supposed to be? What obnoxious boss rears his ugly face once again? How long is it going to take us to finish this stupid game!?!?!? Found out on the latest exc...

Perhaps an unnecessarily long talk about Batman Returns precedes our Chocobo Champions discussing chapters 9 and 10 of our excursion into FFXIII. More discussions of how cool the Paradigm system could and should be, and perhaps too many lame fights lead up to a boss that has Jake none too pleased. All this and more on the next exciting episode of DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a dam...

Jake and Rich jump into chapters 7 and 8 only to discover a much needed shot of plot progression as Lightning and Hope(less) finally meet up with Snow, we meet another Australian accented hottie, and Sazh has a rather emotional mental breakdown. Plus: FINALLY SOME FREAKIN' CHOCOBOS!!!! All this and more on the next exciting adventure of Batman and Rob... I mean DAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to...

Rich and Jake overcome a temporary metal break as they lead this episode into a lengthly talk about bad music that for whatever reason is still enjoyable. Eventually they get around to discussing how the XIII crew accomplish very little in these two chapters, and how Sazh is super awesome and Lightning is a full on jerk. All this and more in the latest episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO Feel free to conta...

Jake and Rich follow Lighting and her rag tag group of people who don't like each other through a silly hike through crystallized water... followed by mountains... and then garbage dump? Discussions of silly dialog, interesting character development and closeted crybabies who need to man the f-up await you on the next episode of DAAAAMMMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.co...

Jake and Rich begin playing the controversial FFXIII as they attempt to decide if Lightning is pretty cool or just fanboy lameness. Weird Chocobo's in hair, really stupid moms, and an semi uncomfortable talk about attractive transgendered people await on the next episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com...

Rich and Jake battle through Jake's weak-ass audio in order to talk about why or why not Advent Children was a good idea. Whiny crybaby heroes, even more sissy clone badguys, and Tifa's sweet sweet eyes await you on the next episode of DAAAAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Final F...

Rising like a Phoenix Jake and Rich return to spit sick FF knowledge in your stupid fat face. This episode we wrap up FFIX and talk about why Chocobo Hot and Cold should die, we waltz through Memoria and face off against the dumbest final boss ever, and finally discuss the ending and all that comes with it. RIP Vivi. You were the best! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out o...

Jake and Rich attempt to keep sanity as the re-record episode 18 and recount the Empire Strikes Back part of FFIX. Zidane being a full on asshole, glowing spiderwebs and Darth Vader await you on the next episode of DAAAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:You Are Not Alone Final Fan...

Jake and Rich return from an extended absence to discuss the FFIX getting totally screwed, as well as nearly managing to forget their own first year anniversary as a podcast! So join the boys and celebrate on the latest episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:For Alexandr...

Resident Evil 6 threatens to take of the podcast as Rich and Jake continue the adventures of Zidane and Crew. Meet Eiko, discuss a mog's sheer pimplike smoothness, and discover maaaannnyyy seeeecreeetttss in this episode of DAMN CHOCOBO! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Recitation by Pharaohm...

Jake deals with Rich's moving in with his Lady friend (and his need to talk about it) as they follow Dagger on her quest to prove her stupidity whilst Zidane and da' boyz pimp about the land and get their asses kicked repeated by Beatrix. Frog eating! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Qu's Mar...

Rich and Jake get a little emotional in dealing with pet loss while Zidane and Crew fumble their way into a kingdom wide conspiracy! Check out the dead air we have as Rich forgets to cut out the part where he goes to the bathroom! Batman, Bunnies, and sad, sad frumpy mages await in this episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the webs...

Rich and Jake jump into the world of Final Fantasy XI and play from the beginning to Dali. Rich realizes he doesn't hate the game, Jake realizes that this game gives him a boner, and they both decide Vivi is the best. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO:Battle Not Alone! (Final Version) (from FI...

Jake and Rich have a chat about stuff with old friends. Final Fantasy is mentioned on occasion. Open your brown eye and get ready for a full load of Jason, Steve and the El President himself: Jorge. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com

Rich and Jake continue their painfully retro tour through that mean b*tch commonly referred to as "Final Fantasy." Listen as they talk about killing a whole truck load o' fools. Also,funny enough, some crystals show up. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Opportunity to Hunt (rock/metal remix)...

Jake and Rich jump in a time machine to play the game that started it all: Final Fantasy (or atleast versions of said game). On their quest the learn a valuable lesson: Old Games are really abnoxious Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Final Fantasy by The Adventures of Duane and Brando (From t...

Rich and Jake ride on to the final showdown with Sephiroth but still find time to get distracted by Ninja Turtles and bald badasses before tackling the biggest baddies on FFVII. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Black Wing Metamorphosis (One Winged Angel) by Darangen(from the OC Remix FFVII a...

Rich and Jake deal with missing keys, douchebag scientists, ancient lost weapons and finally after all this time - learn the deep dark secrets of making chocobo's bang it out. All this and more on the latest exciting episode of DAMN CHOCOBO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Kweh! (Electric...

Jake and Rich Tag along with Tifa only to find out just how F-ed up Cloud is, we gather some big rocks, and mentally prepare for the side quest extravaganza awaiting the next episode. Also guest staring Mr Fellatio, aka: the creepiest thing Jake has done. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Fad...

Jake and Rich continue the chase for the ever elusive Sephiroth from the Temple of the Ancients to the Acquisition of the Highwind. Sephiroth continously manipulates Cloud into doing his bidding and we watch in horror as Sephiroth rips Aeris in two. All the above awaits you in the next installment of Damn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the web...

Rich and Jake play fromCorel Prison to Temple of the Ancients. They travel vast distances, visiting dozens of weird ass towns, and even more irritating bosses. Featuring the introductions of Yuffie and Vincent (and an asshat named Dyne, who really sucks. Hard) awaits you in the next installment of Damn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the websit...

Rich and Jake play from Junon up until they get their butts kicked out of the Golden Saucer. Good, because it sucks there anyway. There's a really stupid parade, a not so relaxing beach resort, Cait Sith's irritating introduction, and a crapload of Barrett hating awaits you in the next installment of Damn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the web...

Our Chocobo Champions continue their trek through FFVII from the Midgar exit through Fort Condor visit, facing terrors such as bullsh*t backstory, Tifa being a dumb ditz, Sephiroths awesomeness, sucidal gunmen, and the first of many rants about Chocobos. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Scen...

Our heroes play FFVII from the beginning to the exit of Midgar. Jake finally takes some initiative as Rich battles a cold. Lots of complaining, mockery of Barret, confusion as to why the some people aren't killed await! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for this episode - INTRO: Every Story Begins with a Name by Big G...