Damn Chocobo: Another Final Fantasy Podcast

Rich and Jake embark on a new adventure, this time in the grandiose land of Eorzea. Join them as they re-learn how MMORPGs work, try to work as a team, fail miserably a few times, flail about because of it, debate the merits of a attempting a Final Fantasy style story in an MMO and generally just try to have fun. Will they succeed? Do they plan to continue? Just how awesome is the Schwarzenegger m...

The Epic Bird Lords of Fantasy Nonsense Ranting and Ultimate Final... ness.. ride into their majestic 50th Episode. Celebration and nostalgia about as they take a lengthy look back on the last 49 episodes before turning to the last stretch of the massively under-rated Final Fantasy II. Deaths, MORE Deaths, A RETURN from the dead, hungry whales, Dragons finally living up to their name, discovery of...

Jake and Rich ride with Firion and the rest of the FFII crew in what feels like huge steps against the empire but what in reality is a war against never end Hill Gigas. A wildly convoluted quest to get fire, a surprise chocobo forest, 4th party members witching out every time someone blinks, and a dangerously flirtatious snake await on the next tastfully aged with notes of fruit, and a dry mouth f...

NOTE: Twitch recording/talking over gamplay ends around 1'44" Rich and Jake ring in the holidays with a return of last years Christmas Special "Lets Play and Old Nintendo Game and Get Our Butts Kicked Repeatedly." Listen as the boys roll into "Punch Out" full of pride and confidence and hear as the confidence crumbles into a series of expletives. Curses abound as Little Mac gets his face pounded b...

After an extended love fest for Creed (the movie not the band), Spectre, and Jessica Jones our boys take a trip down old school lane and drive into the rarely talked about Final Fantasy II. Discussions of a surprisingly awesome leveling system, frogged out alternate portraits, an incredibly pushy and manipulative Queen (or princess or whatever she is), being used by said Queen, fed up bartenders,...

The heavens sing and hearts are broken as Yuna's Spira Squad (accompanied by Rich and Jake) FINALLY reach the end of their epic journey from Final Fantasy X.Thanking the gods for no encounter, celestial weapons quests being cool yet also impossible, Square-Enix ruining mini-games for the franchise, and a surprising difficulty spike leading to being repeatedly curb stomped by a ferocious final boss...

Jake and Rich find themselves taking a serious ass beating while helping Yuna and crew on her quest to rid the world of sin. In addition to learning her (as in our) quest was basically a lie, we also get our asses kicked by Seymour, get smacked up by the Spectral Keeper, only then to earn the right to get curb stomped by Yunalesca. Jake's rage, the truth about killing Sin, Zanarkand's dreams, and...

After threatening to do it for months now Jake and Rich saddle up and shoot some not-zombies with legendary monster hunter Chris Redfield and newcomer to the series Sheva Alomar through the controversially awesome Resident Evil 5. Giant biceps of doom, Wesker being a smooth mother eff-er, tension filled moments that aren't actually threatening, Terminator movies being awesome, Jake failing to do w...

Tidus and the Chocobro's ride on to finally rescue Yuna from bad decisions, only to be saved... by bad decisions... only to make... more oddly poor decisions? Seymour being a douche, the followers of Yevon being even bigger douches, some potentially tricky jerk-face bosses, and a whole lot of relatively moving sad moments await on the next emo-tastic episode of DAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOO!!!! Feel f...

Team Chocobro takes some time to nerd about about some nerd-tacular movie trailers and Big Poppa Pump (He's your hook-up AND a Genetic Freak) before finally almost accidentally getting to the point and talking about Final Fantasy X. The worst murder investigation in history, sniper accurate lightning strikes, tripping balls on sin toxin, and casually ignorant religion fueled prejudice await on the...

Captain Dick and DJ Jakie-Jake saddle up with Tidus and his posse ans they continue their bro-tastic road trip across Spira. Grade school bullies who won't let the past go, creepy uncles, not particularly skilled kidnappers, a terrible sports related minigame, and SIN TOXIN!!! await on this hot episode. So turn down the treble and crank up DAT BASS as we drop those fat beats and the heaviest drop...

After a slight dive into some Resident Evil and wrestling nostalgia the Chocobro's find themselves rolling with Tidus on the beginning of his highly regarded road trip through Spira. Swollen been stung faces, debate on active time vs turn based battles, odd wardrobe choices, love (and the opposite) of the sphere grid, a never ending argument about how these fools can breathe underwater AND MORE aw...

Rich and Jake take a short break from Final Fantasy to celebrate the Holidays by recording themselves playing Mario for the NES. Listen as the fall down pits repeatedly, get killed by everything in the most shameful way possible, and generally swear a lot. Join them and relive your Nintendo dreams on the last episode of DAAAAAAAMMMMN CHOCOBOOOOO!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com o...

Jake and Rich finally stomp that clown into the dirt. On the way they discuss poor judgement in party planning, preparation being key, and debate on how cheap FF final bosses are. This and Mog continuing to be a boss await on the latest masterful episode of DAAAAAAAMMMNNN CHOOOOOCOBOOOOO!!! Ok masterful is an exaggeration but we're definitely getting pretty good at this. I mean. You're presumably...

Jake and Rich take a moment to scrounge every corner of the world of ruin for some pimp gear before rolling up on Kefka and popping a cap. Mog style. Master scrolls of awesomeness, Poor magic usage, uncursing an obnoxious shield, and Mog growing a sweet sweet goatee await on the latest thugged out gangsta episode of DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOOOO. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or...

Rich and Jake join Celes as she steps up and gathers the whole FFVI crew back together after feces totally hit the fan last episode. Discussion on Sabin's ability to probably beat this game solo, Mog being a hardcore super pimp, that dickbag MUGBEAR and some sweet sweet Airship flying await on the latest HIT SINGLE from DAAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail...

Our Cherished Chocobo Chaplains ramble about music and concerts (both good and bad) before getting down and dirty with Mog and the boyz as they realize their error in underestimating a once surprisingly whiny Emperor. The urge to punch clowns, more comedic relief from Ultross, and several stories of drunkedness await on the latest swingin' sexy jam we call DAAAAAAAAAMN CHOCOBOOOOOOOOO!!!! GET DOWN...

Jake and Rich battle momentary bad taste in music, poor judgment in game save management, and a whole lot of pricks lead by an epic quitter of an emperor. Korn, the Jurrassic Park theme, Groot, and a some Final Fantasy VI related stuff await on today's verse of the Fat Chocobo. Praise be to him (or is it her?). Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the websit...

The boys and RETURNING SPECIAL GUEST SUPER PIMP STEVE continue with FFVI's gang of misfits on their journey to kick a clown in the balls. Along the way we meet a pretty lady who is as good with a sword as she is with her mouth and an annoying wildman we would rather forget about, as well as do some Opera singing, train suplexing, get told off by a grouchy old guy, and talk way to much about Jurass...

FFVI and X-men DoFP Spoilers run rampant as Rich and Jake waste a good half hour before getting around to talking about the greatness that is Interceptor the dog, Terra and her amnesia, how awesome Blitz is, and a SURPRISE GUEST FROM OUR DISTANT PAST!!!! All this and more in the latest service of the Church of the Fat Chocobo. Let us pray. Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check o...

Jake, Rich and returning guest Dave wrap up Sora and his homies first outing in this land of Disney madness. Jake arriving late, alcohol fueled rambling, Ansem being a full on moron, and Riku being even more stupid await on the latest grand adventure we call DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.damnchocobo.com Music for t...

Rich and Jake discuss not finishing games when they should leading to "a new challenger" guesting on the show. Lots of nonsense is talked about, little progress is made. Bravely Default is freaking awesome. The end. All this and more on the latest awesome and super late episode of DAAAAAMN CHOCOBO!!!!! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or check out our progress at the website www.dam...

Rich and Jake spend a half hour talking nonsense before hooking up with Donald, Pooh, Sebastian, Ariel, Jack and the rest of the boys to continue their ridiculous trek through the crazy Final Fantasy Disney mash up we all know and love called Kingdom Hearts. Smack talking mostly of the 100 Acre Woods, further revelations on how dumb Riku is, a discovery that FFXIII-2 is actually really rad AND MOR...

Jake and Rich start their journey with Sora as he meets a screaming duck, a really dumb dog thing, and fights a whole mess of weird looking crap. Cloud being incredibly emo, Rich having a mic be super crappy, and lots of breaking kneecaps with a steel pipe (I mean "keyblade") await on the latest hot jam from dem boyz known as Daaaaaaaaamn Chocobo! Feel free to contact us a damnchocobo@gmail.com or...

Rich, Jake and Aristotle the cat return to wrap up FFXIII. Saints Row 4 as always attempts to steal the spotlight as we talk about a certain pope looking jackass who can't seem to shut up, wonder what exactly Fang and Vanile's relationship is, try and understand why a boss was designed with a body made of a giant sword (wtf?!?!) and a lot more awaits you on the latest episode of DAAAAMMMN CHOCOBOO...