DADS United Podcast

Rob and John are back answering your parenting questions—but this time, Rob’s partner Jakki joins the crew, bringing a woman’s perspective to the chaos of dad life. From Spiderman-obsessed kids and lying toddlers to phone-distracted partners and housework arguments, no topic is off-limits. They also dive into big questions like: – Should kids quit sport mid-season? – How do you connect with a teen...

Lads, it’s a whole new season — and we’re not just talking footy! This week, we tackle the brave new world of raising kids in the age of AI. From ChatGPT helping with homework to Spotify DJs who know your guilty pleasures, we’re diving headfirst into the tech that's shaping our parenting playbooks. Rob, John and special guest Jakki (the real one… we think) chat about AI’s creeping presence in...

Back for round two, Steve jumps off the bench and straight into the thick of it with Rob and Dave in this no-holds-barred episode of Dads United . We’re talking parenting as a team sport—where being caught offside can mean your kid's talking to strangers online, and the goal is just keeping your sanity until full-time. From teenage tech traps and online predators to navigating your role as bot...

The boys are back and feeling every ache and pain as Rob hits the big 5-0. This episode, we dive deep into what it's really like ageing as a dad — from dodgy knees and gym injuries to the guilt of not keeping up with the kids. We reflect on parenting past 40, the physical vs mental game of fatherhood, the fine art of injury prevention, and yes, even being mistaken for grandads. Whether you&#39...

It’s match day at home, lads! In this episode of the Dads United Podcast, we tackle the toughest opposition of all—daily routine. From morning mayhem to bedtime battles, we chat tactics, slip-ups, and golden goals in parenting. It’s a proper dad dugout discussion—grab your boots (or just a brew) and join the squad!

With election season heating up in Australia this week, the dads dive deep into the chaos, comedy, and contradictions of the campaign trail. From the disappearance of Stobie pole posters (RIP moustache-drawn candidates) to serious debates about nuclear energy, childcare funding, and the skyrocketing cost of milk, Rob, John, and Dave offer up their signature blend of insight, irreverence, and relat...

It’s the school & Easter holidays, and we’re knee-deep in Easter eggs, Holiday planning, and dodgy knees (cheers, Rob). Join Rob, John, and Dave as they take on the holy trinity of chaos: Easter, school holidays, and Anzac Day. Expect Dave's holiday hacks, caravan capers, and the Dads biggest dilemma in the current cost of living crisis? The definitive ruling on Best Before vs. Use By . Ye...

This week on the Dad United Podcast, we’re diving into the chaos and wonder of milestone moments, birthdays and icon ages as the kids grow up,—whether it’s your toddler mastering toilet training or your teen disappearing into the night with their L-plates and an app-based game of hide and seek (yep, that’s a thing now). With Robs son turning 16, the dads reflect on what it means to give your kids...

The RBA cut rates by 0.25% — but what does that actually mean for everyday dads and their families? The boys dive into the real impact: from shrinking interest payments (maybe) to juggling tighter budgets, delayed overseas holidays, fewer pub meals, and giving up the Sunday golf game (RIP). In classic DADS United style, Rob, John & Dave get into it — with honest banter, a few laughs, and plent...

Welcome back to another episode of DADS United Podcast! This week, Rob, John, and Dave dive into the world of dad jokes or old school humour. We’re talking about the classic groaners and cheeky benny hill classics, the kingwood country of the past TV shows and comics that just don't wash anymore. It's the new world of cancel culture and how we have evolved over the years. But it’s not about the la...

Extra Time: The Q&A Knockout Round! Alright, legends, it’s that time again our first for 2025 — Extra Time , where YOU the listeners hit us with the big questions, and we go 1-on-1 with the answers (and maybe a few dad jokes along the way). No topic is off-limits in this round, and today, we’re diving deep into some serious, hilarious, and downright tricky parenting and relationship dilemmas....

The kids are back in school, and the DADS United crew is diving into the highs, lows, and downright stressful moments of the new academic year! In this episode Rob, John, and Dave tackle the big questions: How do you handle a new teacher? – Whether it’s a fresh-faced rookie or a seasoned pro, adjusting to a new educator can be tricky. And what if your child’s teacher isn’t quite up to scratch? The...

Love is in the air… or is it just panic setting in? The lads are back, and this time, they’re tackling Valentine’s Day . Is it all about MUM, or do the kids expect a bit of love too? And what about the DADS—does anyone want them to be their Valentine in today’s world? Rob, John, and Dave break down the do’s and don’ts of the big day—should you plan something special, or is a last-minute dash to th...

We’re kicking off 2025 with a bang (and a bit of banter) on the DADS United Podcast! As we enter our second season, we’ve lined up some hard-hitting topics, starting with a New Year’s special that’ll have you thinking beyond the pitch. First, we tackle our 2025 New Year’s resolutions—including one of Dave’s bold (and let’s be honest, unexpected) goals that sparked this week’s main discussion: inti...

The Dads United lads are back, kicking off the new year with a raw, unstructured 50th Episode (and definitely VAR-worthy) discussion about the holidays. From dodgy NYE fireworks displays (seriously, where do they come from?) to keeping the kids busy without losing your mind—or your pets—we’ve got it all covered. Need tips on surviving the school break? We’ve got you! From feeding the little ones (...

This Christmas, grab a cuppa, settle in by the tree, and join the DADS United Podcast crew for our most festive Extra Time bonus episode yet! 🎅✨ Rob, John, and Dave are back with their signature banter, reflecting on listener questions from the past year. From hilarious parenting mishaps to unexpected moments of wisdom, the lads unwrap a mix of laughs, insights, and good old-fashioned dad humor....

It’s that time of year, and if you made it through Part 1, congratulations—you were warned about the chaos! Now, here’s Part 2 of this unpredictable holiday special from the DADS United Podcast, packed with more absurdity, babble, and outright nonsense. Here’s what’s in store: New Pets in the Home – From choosing the right one to the inevitable chaos of “Who’s feeding it this time?” The dads tackl...

It’s that time of year, and the boys have clearly overdosed on Christmas cheer! This episode is an unpredictable rollercoaster of dad banter, festive reflections, and some questionable physical feats. Here’s what’s in store for Part 1 of this two-part holiday special: 1. Unsuccessful weight and fitness challenges – because who’s actually sticking to the plan this time of year? 2. Monkey bar madnes...

This week, it’s a two-man squad as Rob and Dave lace up for another session of Extra Time . With John benched (again!) for “home duties” – translation: the gaffer at home said no to beers and banter – the lads carry the load for the second week running. Expect some proper footie-style banter as Rob and Dave tackle the hard-hitting questions our loyal DADS United supporters have volleyed in. From c...

Oi, lads & ladies! This week on DADS United, Rob and Dave take to the pitch with a proper legend of the force, Stephen – a retired copper and detective with 40 years on the clock. This isn’t your usual kickabout; it’s part one of a cracking deep dive into life as a top-tier dad while patrolling the mean streets. Stephen opens up about raising his two lads (now fully grown strikers in life) whi...

Hold onto your scarves, lads, because this week Rob, John, and Dave are lacing up their boots and taking on a tricky away fixture – the woke world. 🌈🏳️‍🌈 From VAR-style reviews on pronouns to tackling non-traditional parenting head-on, the boys are stepping onto a pitch that’s as unpredictable as an English cup tie. As middle-aged dads who grew up in simpler times—when the biggest debate was who...

Hold onto your dad hats! Rob and John are tackling your burning questions in the very first Extra Time segment. With over 40 episodes under their belts, it’s time to flip the script and let YOU call the shots. This episode dives headfirst into the rollercoaster of parenting—think social media strategies for your mini-tech gurus, disciplinary debates, and heart-to-heart reflections on the toughest...

This week, we’ve got a guest appearance like no other! Rob’s partner Jakki joins us on the pitch to give the  domestic league  lowdown, offering the ultimate female perspective on the DADS United banter. Does Jakki even tune in to hear us lads go on about the trials and triumphs of fatherhood, football, and everything in between? More importantly, what  should  we be talking about to keep our fema...

Alright, people, gather 'round because this one's a proper belter. We're diving headfirst into what we are calling Pt 1 of the wild world of social media and the on-demand madness that’s got our kids glued to their screens like it's stoppage time in a cup final. Are we keeping a close eye on what they're actually watching, or are we just letting the devices babysit while we kick back on the sofa?...

Alright listeners.....strap in for a cracking episode of the DADS United Podcast! Rob, John, and Dave are back on the pitch, but this time it’s the kids in the firing line! We’re talking discipline, from time-outs to chucking the devices in the sin bin—proper old-school tactics versus the modern game. We kick off with the hard tackles, setting the little ones straight, but don’t worry, there’s ple...