Dad and Buried

If you're a Dad then you've been waiting for this day all year. At least one day a year where your family has to grudgingly pretend to listen to you. IT'S MAGNIFICENT!!!...Unless you're Mike and you don't care and to you it's just another day, which is insane. Best father's day gifts, Father's Day activities, and fun things to do with the family on Father's Day are not discussed in this episode at...

Have you ever been dead ass stared down by your toddler after you told them to go to their room? Only to start counting, "1", "2"...and get stalled at "2 and a half" cause your kid just ain't moving? Well that's never happened to Mike and Pete. They know that disciplining your kids isn't always joy and laughter, it can be hard work! These kids know what they're doing and we suspect the know we hav...

Anyone who doesn't think kids parties are brutal has never been to a 1yr old birthday, in an 700 sq ft apt, with no alcohol. Freshly triggered by recent birthday party experiences Mike and Pete dive deep (read: complain about them). It's another installment of the smash hit podcast based on the wold famous blog DadandBuried.com. All of this is true.  -------------------------- Moms and Dads,...

Playground, playspaces, playdates all sound fun because they have the word `play` in them. But don't be fooled all of these can suck hard. Speaking of sucking hard, Mike and Pete explore the topic with incredible insight and tact. Like are playspace really just fronts for `BIG Measles` to keep winning? Yeah, that's the kinda stuff you can expect in this episode. -------------------------- Moms and...

Pete knew nothing about the Pet Mom controversy that Mike started when he trolled his followers on his IG account. Mike said that  Pet Moms are not the same as Human Moms. Now, fully educated in the matter, Peter WISHES he never heard of the Pet Mom controversy. It's a classic lose-lose situation for everyone. You're welcome.  -------------------------- Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This s...

Mom's only want one thing this Mother's Day, and it's disgusting - a day without any kids. Through extensive research scientists have discovered that a little bit of effort goes a long way. So don't forget the flowers, the card and the breakfast in bed, but once that's over get those little ingrates (self included) OUT OF THE HOUSE! so the mother of your kids can finally get what she's always want...

In order to go on vacation with kids you need to travel with kids. It's a vicious cycle that needs to solved! In this episode Pete's most recent travel experience with his kids has led him to try and push legislation through allowing parents to freely administer corporal punishment to they're non-listening, irritating children. Mike recounts the special moment in his latest trip where he and his w...

Who has it easier working parents or the stay at home ones? What a wonderful question. These are the wonderful kind of riddles or games we play as parents. They're great because there are no winners just losers. Losers who are now in a huge fight. In this episode Mike and Pete aren't afraid to fight with each other, even though they're both on the same side (such a wonderful game). They take on th...

Kids cost money. PERIOD. Just how much money do kids cost? We'll tell you. Or will we? We don't know, we're not very good at this.  All we know is that If you like spending money then KIDS are the answer! Diapers, food, clothes, school, daycare, sitters, we go through it all.  ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).&n...

If you're trying to figure out if you should raise your kids in the city or in the suburbs, then we have the definitive guide. To be clear, it's at home on our bookshelf. None of that useful information is in this episode. What IS in this episode is a look into what it's like raising kids in the city by two amateur dads. Both have different perspectives. Pete was raised in the city where his love...

Once your kids reach a certain age the weekend = SPORTS! Do kids like playing sports? Maybe. Who knows? We're too busy shuttling them from game to game, practice to practice. It takes up time during the week. It takes up time during the weekend. 7:30a start time anyone? ...Anyone? Right, no one! Some kids LOVE it, while other HATE it. Same goes for parents. It's a veritable Punnett square (I had t...

We've read the book. We've seen the movie. Worst of all we live it everyday. How do we get these kids to go the f**k to sleep after a long day. One thing we know for sure because science has proven it, is the MORE you want/need your kids to go to bed the MORE they will resist. Join us as we lay waste to these no sleeping, always-up-and-cranky mofos. ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This sh...

As parents all we need is something to take the edge off. Our kids aren't going to give us a break so we need to create breaks. One way and pretty much the only way to do that is with sweet, sweet alcohol. On this episode Mike drinks and nothing weird happens. Nothing.  ------------ Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please...

Swearing. C'umon, we've all done it. Ok well maybe not ALL parents but at least the sane ones, the normal ones. Those who don't are on a different path. Remains to be seen whether it's a better one. This is one of many bad habits that shape and mold these youths of tomorrow. So remember, don't f**k it up!

What are we thinking taking these kids to restaurants? It’s like yelling at home, but in front of people  through your teeth. From packing a bag full of toys to making sure you have a plethora of screens we cover all the angles. When in doubt what to bring just think WWBWWD? (it's Buffalo Wild Wings, ok)  ------------  Moms and Dads, WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't...

Screen time, the cause of and solution to all of parents problems. Mahatma Gandhi said that - TRUE FACT! Okay, so how much screen time is good for kids and more importantly how much screen time is good of us Moms and Dads? Spoiler, it's a lot. Welcome to the new crack epidemic of 2019 or 'the teens' (yep, that's a saying). Also, wtf is MoMo? We touch on all of it.

You know that thick trail of thick green mucus that constantly hangs from your kids nose for three weeks? Yeah, of course you do. It haunts your dreams and makes you furious every time you see them. Good luck trying to get them to blow their nose. Ohhh and that's just the beginning. Kids get sick and our parenting lives go from suck to blow. We get into it all, I mean ALL. Good luck watching this...

Valentine's Day is the IBS of holidays. FACT. Why? It's irritating, it's a syndrome and the dislike comes from deep within our bowels. There's many reasons to hate Valentine's Day and we list them all. We uncover the fact that Valentine's Day is just a ploy by BIG CHOCOLATE! Also, Pete tells a story. It's a great story. He's really good at telling stories. He should have his own show.  ------...

Okay, real talk? Sleep is the currency of us parents. Why would you trade a good night's sleep for the sake of your kid. It just doesn't make sense! Look, we get it. It may seem like a good idea at the time and your kids may even pressure you into it. But never forget: your kids aren't your friends. Don't fall for it! ------------ Calling the Mom and Dad Army WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank...

The Super Bowl is like, well, the Super Bowl for dads. Food, drinking, and, god willing, a great game. Unfortunately, we have kids. "Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad? Dad?? Dad!? Dad!!! Dad, I want to watch Paw Patrol." FML! ------------ Fellow Moms and Dads WE NEED YOU! This show and these dank memes won't feed our families (we've tried).  Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandB...

If you're a dad then you've been the recipient of unsolicited parenting advice. It sucks. We expose the truth about how bad it sucks and destroy some half-shirt kids along the way.  WE NEED YOU! Please support us on Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/DadandBuried For more Dad and Buried check out: https://www.instagram.com/dadandburied/ https://www.facebook.com/DadandBuried/ https://twitte...