Cyrus Says

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Ayushi & Noel. Cyrus starts the show by talking about how his wife tried to burn her with a lighter at night.  In the show: Ayushi shares her recent experience with getting ghosted. And Noel talks about how people from the south only belong to a close group. Topics discussed: Kidnapping turning into a wedding in Tel...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Shaad & Abbas. Today Cyrus starts the show by throwing shade at people who are always happy, especially in the mornings. In the show: Abbas is bummed for not being included in the so-called ‘OG squad’ of Cyrus Says. And Shaad tries to go back to his Rajasthani roots. Topics discussed: A story narrated by a Congress...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Masoom & Antariksh. Today Cyrus starts the show by talking about the most talked about tournament of the year - Mr. Olympia 2022. In the show: Silverie and Masoom share the little knowledge they have of Argentina beating France to become the new FIFA World Cup Champions. And Cyrus keeps on trying to know the name of...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Navin & Sriraam. Today Cyrus is talking about how so many people found success in 2022, and we are all just stuck here doing this stupid podcast. In the show: Sriraam & Cyrus end up talking too much cricket leading to Navin having a meltdown and delivering one of the best rants of his life on Cyrus Says. Topics...

On popular demand, this week on Cyrus Says, we have the one and only - Suresh Menon! The episode offers several stories, from Cyrus & Suresh’s drinking days to how ghost stories happened to Suresh & Jose. Cyrus & Suresh also talk about underwear, curses, their incomplete film together, and Suresh’s fresh corporate stint. Tune in for this and much more! And as mentioned in the title, no...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Punit & Shaad. Cyrus starts the show by talking about why he ‘had’ to step on a guy in the gym today. In the show: Punit shares his fascination with Jay Shetty’s gray eyes, and Shaad & Cyrus talk about their mutual love for ladies and hatred for Poha. Talks about a 'Hindustani Bhau' version of Elon Musk & 'B...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Masoom & Abbas. Today Cyrus is ranting about the Colaba region of Mumbai being closed because of the G20 Summit! In the show: Abbas talks about the new Malaika Arora show - like, literally everything about the show, EVERYTHING. And we all get to know how big of an opportunist Masoom is. Topics discussed: Backlash on...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Masoom & Ayushi. Today Cyrus starts the show by talking about the closed Mumbai roads because of the G-20 summit.  In the show: Masoom shares a few stories from his sad college days and Ayushi tries to stop Cyrus from sharing his opinions/views on human shapes & sizes. Topics discussed: Ronaldo’s FIFA world cup...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Sriraam & Ayushi. Cyrus is ranting about the VVIP movement in the city, AGAIN. If he got a penny every time he did it, he would be a millionaire.  Ayushi and Sriram have no idea who is hosting the show today, and start talking about if everyone on the show were a vegetable, which one would they be. Topics discussed:...

This week on Cyrus Says, we have the greatest Bollywood actor ever, none other than the one, the only, Gulshan Devaiah! Gulshan is here to talk about his new movie that is set to release on the 9th of December, ‘Blurr’. Cyrus and Gulshan talk about weddings, divorces and make a lot of inappropriate jokes. Tune in for this and much more! Follow Gulshan on Instagram at @gulshandevaiah78 Subscribe to...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Aakash & Noel. Cyrus is talking about a “call” he got from Kejriwal and is now wondering which ministry he should take up. The show today feels like a bit of an animal kingdom takeover, as the panel is talking about bioluminescent rats, Cheetahs returning to India, and other experiments conducted on animals. Topics...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Meghnad & Navin. Cyrus goes on a rant today about the control freak that Sparsh, the producer of the show, is. Just admit it Sparsh, you’re such a control freak you would probably delete this from the description.  In the show today, Navin shares the story of the time he got caught by the railway police for travelli...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Abbas & Masoom. Today Cyrus is ranting about the VVIP Movement in Mumbai.. AGAIN, like regular scheduled programming. In the show: Abbas shares an anecdote from that one time he got away from the traffic police by lying about his name. And Masoom talks about the time he got in trouble for making jokes, and a hecklin...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Antariksh & Urjita. Today Cyrus is yet again ranting about the VVIP movement, that has literally nothing to do with him, but maybe it does, at least that’s what he says. In the show: Our very own Silverie now has a show of his own and it’s called - Just A Filmy Game Show. He spoke about the show and also forcibly ma...

This week on Cyrus Says, we have the extremely funny, the one who’s misheard, the one who lives amongst ghost stories, none other than THE José Covaco! José is back on the show after more than 1000 episodes. Woah! In the episode: Jose & Cyrus share several stories from their MTV day - stories about Cyrus' punctuality issues, working on Bakra, Jose dressing up as Shehenshah in front of Amitabh...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Ayushi & Shaad. Cyrus has come back from Israel, and upon his return, he has yet another embarrassing moment with a lady at the airport. The show starts with that story. In the show: Shaad shares with everyone his long-lost dream of becoming a professional video gamer. And Ayushi talks about the Israel armed forces’...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Masoom & Meghnad. Today Cyrus joined the show from a rather silent hotel in Tel Aviv, Israel. In the show: The panel discusses ‘Gaslighting’ becoming Merriam-Webster's 2022 word of the year, and they also share when and how they gaslighted. They also talk about the comments of the IFFI jury head on the film, The Kas...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Punit & Niveditha. Today Cyrus tries to explain to everyone the concept of a live-recorded podcast... In the show: Punit talks about the benefits of Jio. Niveditha shares her experience of working at IVM. And Cyrus eats during the show while trying to understand who a gen-z is. Topics discussed: A Chinese woman took...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Aakash & Abbas. Today Cyrus starts the show by showcasing his love for all the audio listeners of the show. Further in the show: Sparsh sits in for Aakash for the first few mins as there was a small fire at Aakash’s place, resulting in him being late. And old-man Cyrus talks about the benefits of the Internet. Topic...

This week on Cyrus Says, we’re joined by the lovely, beautiful, Cyrus’ closest friend - Kunal Vijayakar. He is on the show because we admire him a lot and not because no other guest turned up for the recording. This laughter-riot of a show has a lot to offer, so here’re a few highlights: Why India should be named Vikas Nagar, lots of food talk, weird Twitter threads, and some hilarious school day...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Navin & Kajol. Today Cyrus is talking about the loss of Argentina against Saudi Arabia at the Qatar world cup. In the show: Kajol has planned yet another quiz - this time on world expresso day. Navin shares the story of how his phone stopped working mid-shower. And Cyrus once again took the show on the NSFW path. An...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Amit & Shreyas. Today Cyrus is talking about how Bengaluru is the best city in India. In the show: Amit is back on the show after a long time, the panel discusses which city is the best - Mumbai vs Bengaluru edition and Shreyas messes up with how AQI works. Topics discussed: The scary sheeps of China and the 24-kara...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Nishad & Antariksh. Today Cyrus is ranting about how once again, the Indian football team was not able to qualify for the FIFA World Cup. In the show: We have Nishad joining us after a very long time, and with him is his new book called ‘Limitless: Indian Cricket's Paradigm Shift of 2007.’ He talks to Cyrus about hi...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull with pet care partner - Heads Up For Tails! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Aakash & Ayushi. Today Cyrus is ranting about the garbage complaints that come to pet owners for their pets who are too loud. In the show: Cyrus is on the run to find a partner for Ayushi. Aakash & Cyrus figure out if Ayushi is a serial stalker. And Cyrus compares his u...

This week on Cyrus Says with pet care partner Heads Up For Tails, we have the first-ever LIVE PODCAST RECORDING of the show that took place at the 12th Edition of the IFP Festival. Cyrus was joined by Akash Banerjee, aka The DeshBhakt & our very own Meghnad. They talked about the state of political satire in India and shared hot takes on the topic, nothing controversial, of course. They also s...