Cyrus Says

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Abbas & Noel. Today, Cyrus starts the show by talking about the recent podcasting awards we received at the India Audio Summit Awards, of which Cyrus forgot the name. In the show: Cyrus’ internet is messed up, and we get cameos from Punit Pania, Mohit Mahale & Kunaal Vijayakar. And Noel talks about the time when...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Ayushi, Niveditha & Sriraam. Today, Cyrus is in huge pain (figuratively) because he couldn’t finger a man on the road who ended up troubling his peaceful drive. Yes.. In the show: Ayushi & Niv tell Cyrus about beauty products with steroids, Sriraam shares his recent VLOG-watching experiences and Cyrus enquires a...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Urjita, Aakash & Masoom. Today, Cyrus starts the show & the week by pre-wishing everyone a very happy Republic Day. Very important! In the show: Aakash shares the story of a recent accident of his, where he met the dilemma of being legally right vs being of mob mentality. Masoom tells us about this ex, who was n...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Kaneez, Aakash & Ayushi. Today, Cyrus starts the show by welcoming Kaneez, who’s come back on the show after 36 years. In the show: Kaneez tells us the Hindi meaning of the word ‘Bollocks.’ Aakash tries not to say anything controversial on the Navin issue. And Ayushi spills out a few secrets about the show. Topics d...

Welcome to Cyrus Says! This week on Cyrus Says, Cyrus is joined by Actor Kunaal Roy Kapur! The show starts with Kunaal clearing out the air that, unfortunately, he is not the OG KRK... Cyrus & Kunaal then revisit their theater days together and how Cyrus made Kunaal the actor he is now! They talk about some of his prominent work on the big screen with movies like Delhi Belly & YJHD. And Ku...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Punit & Sriraam. Today, Cyrus starts the show by announcing his new rock band setup with Punit & Sriraam called ‘Ding Dong Ding.’ In the show: Sriraam shares a much-needed apology (in the worst ways possible), and Punit, for some reason, couldn’t stop talking about infidelity. Topics discussed: Babar Azam’s priv...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Urjita & Niveditha. Been a while but today’s show starts with many technical issues. Oh, the nostalgia! In the show: Niveditha tries hard not to bring out the worst news from the week, and Urjita fights with Niveditha for false claims against her educational background & professional qualifications. Topics discu...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Masoom & Antariksh. Today, Cyrus starts the show by showing off about his unnatural resilience to winter. In the show: We get to know whether pizza thief Silverie is in an open relationship, and Masoom shares the story of his friend who ran away at the age of 14. Topics discussed: Teen girls in Pakistan ran away to...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Aakash & Abbas. Today, Cyrus starts the show by asking (read begging) everyone to wish his daughter a happy birthday. In the show: Cyrus, Aakash & Abbas discuss whether there’s a real future for EVs and whether there will ever be enough charging stations for the number of EVs produced worldwide. Aakash also take...

Welcome to Cyrus Says! This week on Cyrus Says, Cyrus is joined by comedian & actor Vir Das. Vir spoke to Cyrus about his brand new comedy special on Netflix called Landing, of which Cyrus obviously couldn’t get the name right. Vir, Cyrus & Abbas also recollect memories from the times one could perform 'jokes,' and they also talk about Vir’s upcoming projects (many surprises in the store)....

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Ayushi, Meghnad & Ayushi’s Aussie cousin, Rudy. Today, Cyrus talks about how he survived a brush with death in the morning. In the show: Ayushi’s Aussie cousin joins us to be another person on the panel who doesn’t care about the show. And Meghnad almost got tricked into reading out a fake news story. Topics discuss...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Shaad & Niveditha. Today, Farzi Detective Cyrus starts the show with some unnecessary inquiries & one unfunny joke. In the show: Niveditha talks about why she hasn’t shown any interest in being on the show in the last few weeks. And Cyrus picks on Shaad for continuously sanitizing (washing, in Cyrus’ terms) duri...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Noel & Antariksh. Cyrus today starts the show by talking about his upcoming trip to Amritsar on Air India, and he defends the flight for various reasons as well. Today was a #notopic show with food and encounters being the only few things discussed on the show. Tune in for this and much more! Subscribe to the Cyrus...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Urjita & Antariksh. Today Cyrus, Urjita & Antariksh share stories from the times when they’ve either witnessed a street fight or actually been a part of one, beaten up of course. They also talk about the recent mishaps in the form of accidents across the country. Assurance of no controversy can obviously not be...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Meghnad & Noel. Cyrus & Noel start the show by talking about barbers, haircuts, the best kinda barber shops & the business plan for ‘Cyrus Cuts - An all-around barber chain.’ In the show: Meghnad shares stories from the time when he was a ‘LAMP’ and Noel talks about what it’s like to share a neighborhood wit...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Shreyas & Masoom. Cyrus starts the show by talking about last-ball victories! In the show: Shreyas shares a crime-fiction story he wrote that later got rejected by powerful people - a story against the nursery teachers. Masoom & Cyrus decode who a ‘MILF’ is. And Cyrus fails to get live sponsorship from Shreyas’s...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! Become a member of Club Paisa Vaisa, log on to : https://www.club.ivmpodcasts.com/paisavaisa In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Anupam & Amit. Cyrus starts the show by talking about the interrupting Indian population. In the show: Anupam & Amit discuss the brand new ‘Club Paisa Vaisa’ - the first of many exclusive clubs that IVM is going to be pu...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! A very happy new year to all the members of the #BroachaJantaParty. In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Ayushi & Abbas. In the show: Cyrus starts the show by opening applications for the world to become a part of the #CnB family. Abbas rants about chargers. And Ayushi hosts the first show of 2023 like a pro while being usually problematic. Topics disc...

Welcome to #CyrusRewinds 2022 is ending, and it's only fair for us to recall some of the best (not really) moments of our legendary show - Cyrus Says. So here's a compilation of all that nonsense one can expect this show to keep giving to the universe in 2023 as well. Sit tight, enjoy, and we'll meet you all next year! Subscribe to the Cyrus Says YouTube Channel for full video episodes! Check out...

Welcome to #CyrusRewinds In this episode of #CyrusRewinds, Cyrus is joined by the main boi, Abbas, to talk about the MOVIES of 2022! Abbas, being the cinephile he is, came prepared with a list of his five favorite cinematic picks from the year. From mind-puzzling films like 'Everything, Everywhere, All At Once' to zombie-comedy films like 'Zombivli', Abbs & Cyrus cover a good range of Indian c...

Welcome to #CyrusRewinds In this episode of #CyrusRewinds, Cyrus is joined by Meghnad, Creative Director (Non-Fiction), IVM Podcasts, to discuss some of the stand-out political events in India from the year 2022. From talking about the mind-boggling change of government in Maharashtra to sharing opinions on Rahul Gandhi's Bharat Jodo Yatra, Cyrus & Meghnad get too political too soon! Tune in f...

Welcome to #CyrusRewinds In this episode of #CyrusRewinds, Cyrus is joined by Sports Anchor & Author - Nishad Pai Vaidya to talk about the greatest sporting moments from 2022. Cyrus & Nishad are big on sports and can talk for hours on the topic if given the chance. Though, today in 30 minutes, they speak about; India's performance at the T20 world cup and the incredible win against Pakista...

Welcome to #CyrusRewinds In this episode of #CyrusRewinds, Cyrus is joined by the Head of IVM Podcasts, Amit Doshi, to talk about the books of 2022, or rather the books they read in the year 2022. Amit offers great recommendations like; Righteous Prey by John & Sandford, From Here There and Everywhere by Farrukh Dhondy, The Average Indian Male by the legendary Cyrus Broacha, and more. Tune in...

Welcome to Cyrus Says, Cock & Bull! In today’s episode, Cyrus is joined by Sriraam & Urjita. Cyrus today starts the show by talking about seasonal greetings and how those end up taking money away from his pockets.. In the show: Sriraam & Cyrus issue an official apology to Navin, and Urjita shares a few tips & tricks for scoring booze. Topics discussed: Bhagavat Gita to be a part of...

On Cyrus Says this week, we turn #1100 episodes old, and to celebrate, Cyrus, Amit & Silverie are doing an AMA special (like the good old days) with some year-end awards to give away as well! Tune in to find out about Amit’s expensive flights & massive shoe collection and how much money Cyrus made this year. Everything gets disclosed! Follow Amit on Instagram at @doshiamit Follow Antariksh...