Cultural Threeway

Happy New Year, Bitches! We don’t know what we’re more excited about, a new year or just the fact we survived the Holidays. To quote Taylor “Tis the damn season.” Daniel falls back into old habits, as his love for true crime is tested as the gays react to Gypsy Rose Blanchard’s release and a nerve seems to have been struck. Max has successfully watched every holiday movie made to date and wonders...

Happy Twixtmas! Though the Bitches have been busier than a twink in the Senate Hearing Room, they’re here to bring you the last episode of 2023. Daniel is wrapped in winter whites and deep into his Holiday vacation… The wine fridge has never felt so popular (top me off dear). Max is determined to expose the U.S. to a proper British Christmas…who wants to help him pull his cracker? Then the Besties...

The Bitches are feeling butcher than ever after spending a Sunday watching the Bills game, searching for any sign of Taylor Swift. (She did rise and shine thrice for those who are counting…. Jenna). Daniel is all about the monochromatics as he takes one eye off Lady Bird Johnson (yellow) to wax lyrical about Duchess Kate’s (winter white) new fashion era. Max takes fusion food to the next level wit...

The Bitches have their biggest studio audience yet (Oprah look out) and whereas most would be trying to make a good impression, we just descend into utter chaos (format be damned!). Daniel is all about the lists this week as he prepares to read 2024 for filth. Be warned no one is safe. Max’ experiments in baking results in a cookie so bad it tests their friendship. Then the Besties grab their favo...

The Bitches have avoided a society scandal by emerging from their turkey and pointing fingers at the culprit… THE HOLIDAYS! Daniel plays mother and gets everyone into the spirit of the season by serving a classic winter warmer with some Southern sass. Max is left shooketh when British cultural institution Doctor Who regenerates with even more queer representation. Then the Holly Jolly Besties have...

Grab a slice of strawberry pie and join the Bitches as they take a red and wild road trip to revisit the gay cult camp classic To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar. Thanksgiving is a time for family, including the ones that we make, even if it’s through bonds forged on the open road and maybe an attempted, but well deserved, murder. Daniel questions why no one is celebrating the statues...

Thanksgiving is here with all its top energy and your favorite Bitches couldn’t be more grateful for their lovely listeners. Daniel is pushed to the limits at work and is forced to use a Gwyneth Paltrow level curse…with all the class of Ralph Feines. Max runs a marathon but the true story of resilience comes from being forced to stay in the Hotel California (sex work is work but not in the next ro...

We are celebrating our 40th episode with a massive dong of an episode. So lube up, hit those poppers, breathe, and say a prayer because we’re going balls deep. Daniel is serving the first Christmas tea of the season and it’s a scandal of biblical proportions (Mary and Joseph could never). Max debates what’s worse, mean gays on vacation or his mum refering to someone’s “pinchable bottom.” Then the...

The Bitches are back and eager to prove that there’s more to culture than the Eras concert movie. Daniel reveals he's been flat on his back (his natural state). Max picks a side in the battle that has divided the country and joins Gwyneth Paltrow in her war against Nepo babies. Then the Besties are joined by some very special guests. Max’s mother gives a scathing review of Taylor and Travis, while...

The Witches With… Weirds(?) are taking Halloween off to be gay, do crime, and get up to mischief. As a treat (or trick), we break down Disney’s Hocus Pocus. Daniel declares this film safe because it contains Bette Middler, but other side effects may include time jumps, mass dancing hysteria, and being irresistible to men. Max tries not to overthink a kids film, but he over-thinks a kids film. Then...

The Bitches are back and eager to prove that there’s more to culture than the Eras concert movie. Daniel is back in the kitchen mixing some cocktails with some biblical inspiration (arks not included). Max begins the episode announcing a Silver Alert but he forgot to check the Wegmens. Then the Besties discuss the greatest culture of all, cinema and whether some blonde ambition has saved it. Cheer...

It's 10pm on a Saturday night and the Bitches are giving up all these amazing parties just to bring you the content that has you screaming “Please, Stop!” Daniel has some absolutely fabulous news, or at least fabulously adjacent. Max finally explains a mystery that has kept his co host up at night. Then the Besties, fresh from the theater, break down the concert movie everyone is genuinely talking...

The Bitches are here to celebrate Coming Out Day, be yourself, just don’t be a twat. Daniel doesn’t care if you're a big spoon or a little spoon, just don’t do it on the National Mall. Max has a gagged it will leave you so gooped it will split your c**t into two. Then the Besties bake up some tasty treats and ask the question, are Taylor and Travis Fall? Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on...

The Bitches want to make one thing clear, they DO NOT gossip… they just discuss contemporary events.bDaniel prepares for a shut down by opening his… next bottle of wine. Max may not know his flowers but he knows a bitch when he sees one. Then the Besties embrace the Butch Queen realness and discuss two NFL stories, but does that make us tops? Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major p...

It’s a dark and stormy night in Washington D.C. and the Besties have only one question… who killed the last bottle of wine? A vodka concoction will have to do for this week. Daniel attempts to solve a mystery by the genre’s greatest writer… Taylor Swift. Max is distracted from his Coastal Grandma ambitions as he considers becoming a (Bills) Mafia Wife. Then the Bitches ask the question, do narciss...

It’s officially the first day of Fall, so the windows are open, we’re letting the Coastal Grandmas in, and the Bitches are ENERGIZED! Someone has the audacity, the gall and the gumption to call out Daniel for being a Sassy Kathy…on a Tuesday! Max is so proud of himself for being young enough to get the Pod on Tickety Tock and then completely forgets the name of the app. Then the Besties sharpen th...

It’s been NINE WHOLE DAYS since the Bitches have seen each other. There is soooo much tea, they’ll both have to play mother. Daniel gets into Spooky Season early by working some major hocus pocus on an Earl Grey infused Gin. Max went down to the woods this weekend, but it was the toilets where he had the biggest surprise! Then the Besties find themselves caught in the crossfires of the war between...

It’s after Labor Day, Bitches, so shed that white, we all know you ain’t virgins! Daniel had a Priestless week but still brings the drama so I guess we know he’s the problem, it’s him. Max holds out hope he’ll be Jamie Lee Curtis’ next Insta-Friend! Then the Besties ask the ancient question, s**t in one hand and wish in the other, which one will fill up quicker? Cheers!

Welcome back to Bitches With Beards but enjoy the Pinot Grigio because you don’t drink white after Labor Day. Daniel successfully experiments with a Pimm's Cup recipe without causing an international incident. Max explains how a Mason Jar can keep your husband satisfied whilst you get white-girl-wasted with the girlies. Then the Besties celebrate the amazing women that have spent their summer savi...

As the Dog Days of Summer reach their Silly Season, the Bitches lube up and pull a glorious show out of their asses. Daniel has his mind set on one thing, the big D…you know, DIVORCE. Max’s news of the week brings the mood down… BOOTS. Then the Besties decide to go blonde to discuss a pair of icons, but will this hair transformation get them canceled? Cheers!

It’s been so stormy in DC, even Beyoncé couldn’t keep the Bitches from getting moist. Max explains why he’ll always pick Manson over Beaver. Daniel has had a week and only T-Swizz’ news has stopped him from becoming a true crime podcast. Then Max attempts to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade but Daniel persuades him to settle for Tarot. Cheers!

It’s a quiet week in the culture so the Bitches have no choice but to actually take some things seriously… or just give in to some cheap gossip (that’s more like it). Daniel wants the world to know that he has no time for your Tom-F**kery. Max finally admits multi-colored spandex made him gay. Then the Besties actually dip a toe into the world of politics by way of Broadway. We foresee a Tony Awar...

Having spent the week dodging summer storms the Bitches are here to continue exploring the cultural storm that is Barbie. Daniel doesn’t have a T-Swizz story, so he uses this extra time to finally cook for the Priest (was it manna from Heaven or was it condemned to Hell?). Max wonders why, if aliens can get their ships to this planet, can he not have a car with a working transmission. The dynamic...

It’s finally here, the week destined to define modern culture and even the Bitches weren’t prepared for what they experienced (pearls were certainly clutched). Daniel explains how Taylor Swift is single handedly saving America (as if we didn’t know that already). Max deep dives into the actor’s strike and explains the impact that it’s going to have on the entertainment industry. Then the besties b...

Why is it that every time we say “I don’t think we have a lot to discuss this week” that we find ourselves handling the girthiest of episodes? A Pinot Blanc makes an enemy out of Daniel by not being honest about its buttery intentions (we were lied to). Max has opinions about your engagement announcement and enters the running for the Chrissy award. Then the besties finish a bottle or two of wine,...