Cultural Threeway

The Bitches are suffering from split brains after a divided week. Perhaps that’s why these Coastal grandmas are delusional enough to think the Royal Family will be giving them the Taylor Swift treatment when they visit England. (You know they love a London boy) Daniel is going to be acting like royalty or a diva, whatever the answer, as he continues a personal cooking journey that involves never t...

The Bitches have put Pride (and maybe a tinge of shame) behind them. They've put themselves back together and now they’re summer ready. Don't worry, they're still the lovable shambles they always were. But first, how’s YOUR mental health doing? Daniel has some practically magical news and he’s not just talking about Duchess Kate’s public appearance. She hath risen! But just why is “Audrey Hepburn...

The Bitches welcome you to their Second Annual Post-Pride Party. Forgive the mess. They’re hungover, sunburnt, and can barely string a sentence together but they’re pushing through to discuss all the shenanigans from Capital Pride. Daniel finds himself caught between his love for Dolly Parton and his hatred for Chardonnay as the Queen of Country prepares to launch her own line of wine. Will his ta...

The Bitches welcome you to their pre-Pride Brunch Kiki. We’re recording this eleven hours into Pride Month, shenanigans have occurred, and already we can barely look each other in the eye. What will the neighbors say? Daniel continues his ongoing search for a gentleman to treat him like a lady and finger-blast him in the back of a horse-drawn carriage. It may be time to pull his empire waist ensem...

The Bitches are starting the long weekend with an episode so big and girthy they needed to bring in a third to take it on. The Hubs helps them serve an all you can eat cultural feast but don’t worry, the only bankruptcy we’re facing is a moral one. How do you like those biscuits? Daniel turns another year older but his another year wiser is lost in the mail… Garçon, another bottle while we wait. M...

Some weeks there is an abundance of culture and some weeks the world offers you a mere morsel of a snack. Really a Podcast Totino if you will, but do we have some hungry boys? These Bitches want to feel POPULAR! (The single one could use some pointers on how to flirt and flounce for sure) Daniel asks the age old question, would you sooner look like a used Cotex or inspire something burgundy? Burgu...

The Bitches are known for their opinions, in case you had any doubts. But while everyone goes for each other’s throats, these bitches are more than happy to grab a bottle of fizz and enjoy the show. Shall we play Mother? Daniel is dipping his toe back into the dating pool and is not shocked to find that it’s still a swamp. Another day, another creature from the black lagoon. What is the price of a...

The Bitches turn 65 and though they are old enough to retire, they look too fabulous to be acting their age. No Babs, we’re not on Ozempic! It’s natural we swear! Daniel is the victim of some teasing from his Culturally Queer crush. When will he ever learn? Perhaps a spot of spontaneous cruising will scratch an itch. Max returns after literally running the Kentucky Derby to a photo finish and is f...

The Bitches are extra bitchy because they’ve been woken up early for a Wednesday recording and could have used the extra beauty sleep. Not to worry darlings, we have an abundance of news. What’s abundance? It’s a disco in a bakery! Daniel is resplendent in all the news surrounding the MET gala. They say take the last thing off and, oh look, it appears his week is returning. Max is surrounded by de...

The Bitches are fresh from a weekend in the country, living their best Coastal Grandma dreams with what feels like bottomless white wine. How good is that? Sadly, reality is a cruel mistress but luckily we have a podcast to complain about it. Daniel is attempting to navigate a major life change, but the other idiots on the road are forcing him to choose violence… or an Aperol Spritz (it's really t...

CHA..CHA..CHA…CHANGE IS IN THE AIR! Funny how that happens in the Spring. Could it be the eclipse? (Where’s Bonnie Tyler?) Could it be the crazy wind? (Anyone seen Mary Poppins?) Who knows? But some things remain the same. We’re still Bitches, we still have opinions, and it turns out a few of our listeners do too. Daniel has some very late breaking exciting news, so we raise a glass of a libation...

This could quite possibly be one of our favorite episodes. We’re not even joking. Inspired by Queen Bey, the Bitches dare to act like adults (a novel concept)… and it pays off! You’re welcome listeners. Daniel succumbs to the Cowboy Carter effect, arriving to the recording studio side saddle and resplendent in a rhinestone Zara Stetson… but is he only with her so he can get to Miley? Max finally g...

It’s a SUPERSIZED EPISODE and we’re giving you both length and girth. Brace for it. The podcast turns 60 and quite honestly, these Bitches are feeling their age. After this week we don’t so much need an energy boost… as much as we need a resurrection. Still, miracles do happen and we managed to produce a delicious episode, just for you. Eat up. Daniel is one big Hot Mess Express as his shenanigans...

The Bitches are back and so is Princess Kate (in a manner of speaking), and Mama England is having none of y’alls foolishness. Let’s just say the sweater game is on point. Daniel tries to explore why men are men but gives up (we can’t know all the secrets of the universe) and celebrates icon Annie Leibovitz instead. Max has gone full Coastal Grandma and is finally wearing glasses, which means he c...

Join the Bitches as they aimlessly wander the Post-Oscars Cultural Wasteland. You may need some sunscreen. There is a beacon of hope as Olivia Rodrigo appears to be serving c**t and Plan-B at her concerts. Now that’s a combination we can all get behind! Daniel has big news about Michelle Visage and RuPaul universe, but has no time for TikTok Twinks trying to rain on Mother’s parade. Max’ week begi...

The Bitches are lubed, plucked, and sinched to within an inch of their life for the Great Cultural Reset that is the Oscars. But before they can get to that, a bunch of gays have drama over at Netflix (groundbreaking), so I guess some things will never change. Daniel lets us know his true feelings about people that use Comic Sans, and it very well might result in a Glasgow Kiss. Max has had a week...

The Bitches are fresh from a day of adulting, so be warned as you know things are about to get ridiculous. Girl Scout Cookie anyone? We’re fresh out of Thin Mints, but we have a curious Australian Rosé that’s not quite out of this world. Did it send us flying? Maybe. Daniel mourns the loss of his idol Iris Apfel, but takes comfort in knowing Shane Gillis bombed on SNL. These are the moments that m...

Between a lack of Taylor Swift (where has she gone?!) and too much adulting in the real world, the Bitches are having a week. Can Elton just go ahead and make our lives into a musical and have Vanessa Williams star as the titular role? Daniel joins a certain Backwoods Barbie (cough, Aunt Dolly), in congratulating Queen Bey on her success in the country music charts. Max embraces his John Waters si...

The week has served c**t on so many levels. But unlike Ryan Murphy, these Swans are giving it to you 100% real. Ok, maybe more like 95% at best- but not a single feather is out of place. Daniel celebrates Greece legalizing same-sex marriage and goes in search of a Greek boy to spend his life playing leap frog with. He’ll be in Mykonos if you need him. Max attempts to break down the Wicked trailer...

We’re almost there Bitches. The light is at the end of the tunnel. Just a couple more weeks of Taylor and Travis and then we’ll return to the regularly scheduled hardcore hetrosexual content you come here for. Daniel attempts to give the Priest some theological advice. But is it what he wants, what he really, really wants? (Zigg-a Zig- ahhh) Max wants to know when cooking hacks involving cheese wi...

It’s the Bitches’ 52nd episode, which means we’ve been bitchin’ up the airwaves for a whole year! How are we celebrating? We’re recording from our brand-spanking-new Diane Keaton Podcast Studio and Haberdashery of course! Daniel, for the first time in forever, is struggling to discuss a one Miss Taylor Swift as things turn a little political. (Words simply seem to fail) Luckily he can find comfort...

Welcome back to the podcast where you find the Bitches caught in that weird time between their 50th and 1st birthday, swinging between ball games and ball gowns. My oh my! Daniel finally finds a kettle at his new job, which means he is now able to serve his office some much needed piping hot tea. Scalding ceylon anyone? Max finds himself under attack from some very petty Chiefs fans. Where’s the B...

The Bitches are celebrating their 50TH… EPISODE THAT IS! That’s right, 50 episodes of talking absolute bollocks and Taylor Swift. Believe us when we say, this episode will not disappoint. Empowered by his recent EGOT, Daniel decides to stick it to the man and lead a rebellion of chunky knit sweaters. Diane Keaton was never more proud. Max has his loved ones more than a little concerned as he revea...

The Bitches have spent the week gagged, gooped, and frothing at the mouths to discuss the culture that the Golden Globes and Miss Taylor Swift provided (if some think the NFL cuts to her too much, then they haven’t heard this podcast- an intervention may be needed). Daniel breaks down all the gorgeous fashion and the homage to classic Hollywood couture. However, is celebrating the past a good enou...

It’s the first recording of the new year and the Besties are not ready for all the culture flying at their youthful faces. Who doesn’t like drinking from a fire hose? 2024 will definitely be a mood, maybe even two. Daniel has transformed into the Ina Garten of living a sober lifestyle, which he details for you while holding an extra strong mimosa. Max is prepared for a year of cinema like no other...