Cults I'd Join

Well. Yet another group of super pretty people who's van I TOTALLY would have gotten into, just disappointing me again. Nature Boy, nature would like it's stuff back. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow...

This club has everything. Dinner and entertainment? Check. Centuries-old sites for your secret rituals? Chickety Check. Sweet costumes, masked orgies, political scandal, real princes, and the literal WORLD'S FIRST SANDWICH?!?! Chickety-chickety-CHECK. See you all at the Hellfire Club (and wash your hands bc it's 1700's England and they are NOT worried about germs)... Original song a...

If you've ever wondered what might happen if you load a bunch of young girls into a cattle trailer, attempt to take them on the road across state lines, and don't even bother to latch the back doors before you hit the highway, today is the day we find out! Spoiler alert, it's still a man's world, so it's not nearly as bad as you'd think... Original song and performanc...

I thought I'd gift you all this one as a bonus episode from our Patreon page! This is episode 1 of the 4 part series, and episode 2 is out on Patreon today. Please enjoy yet another trip over to one of our most familiar faces, the FLDS! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platform...

This is it, you guys. It's the moment of truth. Will these English people who have only been away from their homes for 8 weeks join the Amish? Will the Amish invite them to join? Will Matt and Kendra redeem themselves in ANY way at all? Why do they keep meeting in this small and oddly picturesque barn, and where is the Bishop's beard? Find out the answers to all that and more on this, th...

Judah's mama is learning some valuable life lessons, and so am I. Occasionally, she and I can be some judgy b's. Our Amish friends and our English friends are doing some great learning and growing (possibly not James), and these picnics are a think of beauty. Next week is reckoning day! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal...

Have you ever been a WOOFer? Or a WWOOFie? Or perhaps traveled in a WWOOF pack? Either way, this episode is for you-- we're traveling the world and we're doing it in sensible shoes!!! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and tha...

Oh, it's Sunday in Amish country babes and we are getting our CHURCH ON! By which I mean most of these giant babies are bailing and yet again reminding me why THEY CAN'T SIT WITH US. Get in here friends, because the drama is high, and the hemlines are low... Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to...

This one is tough, and you should only listen if you're feeling pretty tough yourself. Otherwise, please go re-listen to something more fun, and meet us back here next week. Centrepoint had a lot of great attributes that contributed to members staying and feeling attached to it, but as is often the case, the men and women at the top of the hierarchy ruined not just the community but many chil...

BJ is finally living her Amish dream, and bats and Esmerelda are RUINING EVERYTHING...  Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'd Join on FB an...

Hear me out. They're not perfect, they're a full 10 on the wackadooiness meter, but they'll let me run around naked in the streets of Paris, and their potlucks are vegan, which is great for my meal planning. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review...

Ain't no party like a Black Panther Party 'cause a Black Panther Party EDUCATES AND FEEDS PEOPLE AND MAKES THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE. Plus the fit and potlucks are a YES. Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Foll...

You guys knew we'd end up here, right?? We're joining the Amish with a bunch of English people who I'm already wanting to fist fight in the parking lot of theStroop-Waffle-House. It's a bonus I'm giving to all of you, to share on your off-episode weeks. Let's get our plain pants on! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join...

We're joining a real disappointment of a cult this week, but the story is a twisty ride worth taking. And while the lack of sweet costuming is CRIMINAL, the wackadooiness is HIGH. See you on the road with traveling ego-maniac/another balding guy with a megaphone, Michael Woroniecki.  Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun wit...

Yes, the one you're thinking of. ALL ONE ALL ONE ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!!! If you haven't been reading these words and more every time you're soaping up in your birthday suit, then what are you even doing with your life?!?! Hop in and join Dr. Bronner's magic world with us-- the water is fine (and sudsy)! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd...

This story isn't over yet, but we're hoping it's at least hit it's peak problematic-ness by now. This week we're devotees of James A Ray (of The Secret fame), and we're hopping on the roller coaster that is his rise and fall. See you at the hot-coal-walking party, but DONT do anything else if he asks you! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I&apo...

20th Century feral is exactly how I wish to be described in any future Dateline episode, and it's also exactly how the Freedomites would insist you see them. They are out in these streets worshipping God, marching naked into cities, breaking shared bread, bombing structures of modernity, wearing fabulous farm clothes when they feel like it, and burning down literally anything they don't...

This week we are all Doukhobors, which is to say, we are Anarchist, Christian, not into the Bible, all about that Borscht, and we wear traditional clothes unless we are naked, because both are cool, depending on things which you wouldn't understand if you are not one of us.  Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *S...

We're headed to the Scottish woodlands to join a lost African Tribe, and the outfits alone are worth the journey! See you under the trees-- and bring some twine to make your fern hat! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank yo...

Seeing the face of God is pretty great. Living in a tipi while operating a global drug ring and helping everyone else to see the face of God (for a few hours) too? Even better. Let's join the Brotherhood of Eternal Love, AKA the "hippie mafia," where the fashion is 60's fab, and YES, of course there are orgies.  Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd...

You know I love me some sister wives! This week we are joining the Apostolic United Brotherhood, also known as the AUB. They're pretty great at commune-ing, hit-or-miss with leader picking, but most importantly, THERE ARE SOME SUPER SPECIAL UNDIES. See you over at the AUB for frolics, scandal, great food, and murder! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Wan...

They're controversial from top to bottom. But in the middle... there are canoes full of calico!!! Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... we're @ cultsidjoin.com,  and Cults I'...

Happy hot season from over here in the lush and overgrown Ozarks-- we are celebrating summer by joining a desert community that has all the weird aesthetics, lack of rules, and abundant community parties we could ever want. PLUS, it's just about free in every way, and the outfits are Mad-Max-Chic! See ya'll over at Slab City, AKA the last free place! Original song and performance by Devo...

Don't let the name fool you-- Catholic Workers are some BA MFer's. Join us on our morally unimpeachable crime spree as we join a fabulous part of the communities movement-- and they're approaching their centennial birthday!  Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms!...

Happy late Day of Independence, comrades, we'll see you after this episode for your thoughts and dreams. In the meantime, Viva la revolución!!!  Original song and performance by Devon Sproule Love Cults I'd Join? Want to join all the communal fun with us?  *Subscribe to the pod on all pod platforms! *Rate and review us on Google (please and thank you)! *Follow us on the social medes... w...