Hayden DeFazio

Cultivated chaos : unhinged

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Cultivated Chaos: Unhinged is what happens when plant people have a microphone and absolutely no supervision. It’s part plant talk, part life chat, and part beautifully unhinged chaos. We’re talking houseplants, plant fails, questionable plant parenting decisions, and the weird life stories that somehow always happen when you own too many plants. Expect laughs, a little bit of actual plant advice, guest chats, listener questions, and the occasional moment where we ask ourselves… should we have said that out loud? If you love plants but don’t take life too seriously, welcome to the jungle.

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Author

Hayden DeFazio

Episodes

Rootbound & Regretting It 20.04.2026 27:49

Rootbound & Regretting It In Rootbound & Regretting It, Hayden unravels like a peace lily in a heatwave while exploring the emotional, botanical, and deeply unhinged consequences of staying in the same pot for way too long. This episode dives into the art of outgrowing your environment, ignoring the signs, and then acting shocked when your leaves crisp up and your life choices follow. Expe...

welcome to cultivated chaos unhinged 04.04.2026 5:35

Episode 1: Welcome to the Chaos 🌱 Welcome to the very first episode of Cultivated Chaos where plants meet pure unhinged energy. This is your intro to what this podcast is all about: plants, life, questionable decisions, and whatever else grows out of the madness. Whether you're a plant lover, serial plant killer, or just here for the vibes, you’re in the right place. New episodes coming soon… thi...