Cryptidiots

In this, our most festive episode to date with ALMOST no swears, John teaches us how Jim Carrey withstood torture, he also tries to write a Cryptid Carol...tries...and Dan teaches about an Icelandic tradition: the Christmas Boys. You're gonna love it!

In this, the most incomprehensible episode of Cryptidiots yet, Dan takes us through his top 5 Cryptid sightings of 2025 while John teaches us about the Goat Man...sort of...

John brings some "fan" mail to the table while Dan introduces what might be our new favorite Cryptid, but can it defeat the Swamp Stalker? Probably... Song referenced: The Yara-Ma-Yha-Who by Sterling Witt Poem by Blanca Martinez de Rituerto

We did it folks. We finally made a bracket. Someone call Deep Blue because in this episode, Dan pits John, like the greats before him, against a robot in a battle of Cryptid wits. And we dig into the Beast of Boggy Creek, the Swamp Stalker...the Fouke Monster!

We have a NEW FORMAT folks! We just couldn't fit two cryptids into 1 hour and let's face it, who has time for a podcast that's longer than hour. Still the same great revelrous goofs about the unknown, now easier for your brain. Please like, comment, & subscribe! It helps a lot!

The Giant Sky Clam made chowdah of the Vegetable Man (mmm vegetable chowder, has anyone tried that? TM TM TM), but can it reign supreme against the Alp-luachra or the Frogman? I doubt it.

Our first video episode! Watch it on YouTube! The Cryptidiots read some alarming fan mail and discuss hostile aliens that may have been provoked by Carl Sagan, before introducing this week's cryptids: Penelope, a woman transformed by toxic waste into a seven-foot Bob Dylan loving monster of the Sierras, against, the Giant Sky Clam a glowing, tentacled shellfish that bleeds brillo pads and also bre...

The Vegetable Man is running away with things, but can the Oklahoma Octopus or the Fresno Nightcrawler take him down? Not likely...but that is some Octopus.

This episode...this episode...just prepare to be haunted by Ssam the Sandown Clown for several days after listening. Haunting aside, can Sam or the Mongolian Death Worm finally take down this unbelievable Vegetable Man run?

The Vegetable Man reigns supreme...but will his joyful tyranny come to an end at the hand of the adorable Abagoochie or sad sad Squonk? Find out now!

Can the Dogman continue his reign against the Black Eyed Children or Vegetable Man?! There's only one way to find out...listen...that's the way.

With the Dover Demon dispatched, it's the winner of the Tommyknocker vs the Globster (yuck). Who will bring home that Bigfoot bacon?

The Dover Demon takes on the Dogman in this inaugural episode.