Cry Harder Podcast

Hi, I'm Chris Black, and I’m back. After a heavy couple of weeks paying tribute to my brother, we pushed forward with our trip to St. Thomas, and I have thoughts . In this episode of the Cry Harder Podcast, I'm giving you the unfiltered breakdown of our Caribbean getaway. From the long, sleepless flights to staying at the Ritz-Carlton, we hit up St. John, Cruz Bay, Windmill Restaurant, and...

In this deeply personal and raw episode, we honor the life and memory of David Black Jr. Following a recent period of suffocating grief that includes the loss of both my brother and my aunt, we peel back the layers of a story that is as beautiful as it is complicated. We journey back to the very beginning—from childhood mischief and pulling Dave’s hair, to growing up together and the unforgettable...

Welcome back to the Cry Harder Podcast ! On Episode 23, Chris Black dives into life's absolute disasters with rants galore, movie reviews, and a healthy dose of dumpster-fire therapy. In this episode: Rant of the Week: Why do fast food workers insist on calling you "boss" or "boss man"? We unpack the psychology of this annoying, artificial power dynamic. Tear Factor: Rating...

Welcome back to another massive episode of the Cry HarderPodcast with Chris Black. This week, Chris tackles the ultimate summer debate: Are fireworks celebrations officially dead in America? From environmental hazards to superior drone shows, it might be time to pack up the pyrotechnics. Chris also delivers a packed lineup of signature rants. Getready for takedowns on soccer players flopping, tour...

Chris Black is back with another beautifully unhinged episode of the Cry Harder Podcast. This week: • Chris declares war on tourist-trap Philly cheesesteaks • A full rant about bands making the crowd sing instead of performing • Phone zombies blocking sidewalks officially enter the Tear Factor Hall of Shame • A debate over texting vs calling turns into a relationship boundary discussion • Chris’s...

Chris Black is back for Episode 20 of the Cry Harder Podcast with a jam-packed show! This week, Chris tackles the internet "hall monitors" who love to miss the point of his videos just to correct his spelling or pronunciation. He also breaks down a new survey claiming 75% of people want adults-only dining sections in restaurants. Plus: Eye Contact Anxiety: Why is everyone avoiding eye contact late...

Chris is back for an enormous Episode 19 of the Cry Harder Podcast! First up, a massive shoutout to our 90 new beautifully unhinged sparks of cosmic stardust who joined the show this week. In this episode, Chris breaks down a literal crime against wine after being served room-temperature rosé at the Padres game—prompting an immediate AI intervention. Then, we dive deep into this week’s "Tear...

Mike from Philly joins the pod for a special, high-voltage Rant Special! The guys are tackling everything from broken retail logic to administrative nightmares. On this week's itinerary: The Tear Factor: Mike fires back at last week's submissions, exposing greedy corporations, $9 coffees, mean Redditors, and the truth about mermaid diets. Mike's Meltdowns: Why does everyone form a sing...

Chris Black is back for Episode 17 of Cry Harder! Today we’re breaking down the Pentagon’s latest UFO/UAP file release and the "Poo-nami" sewage crisis threatening US beaches. Chris also reviews the new movie Regretting You (starring Allison Williams and Mckenna Grace), ranks this week's wildest internet rants on the "Tear Factor" scale, and gives you a crucial tip for staying in the shade during...

Chris Black is back for an After Hours special . Grab a drink—Chris has his Maker’s and Diet ready—and settle in for Episode 16. Recorded late on Thursday, April 30th, this episode skips the small talk and gets straight into the rants, the reviews, and a brand-new segment. In this episode: Rant of the Week: The workplace bathroom struggle. Why do cleaners always start shouting into the stall the s...

Why Do Kids Sleep Sideways? (The Bed Takeover Rant) I’m back. I’m Chris Black, and you’re listening to the  Cry Harder Podcast . We are hitting Episode 15 with a question that every parent has asked at 3:00 AM while clinging to the edge of the mattress:  Why do small children sleep horizontally?  I’m diving into the "sideways sleeper" phenomenon and how my daughter has officially mastered the art...

Recording live (and unfortunately nasally) from the family cattle ranch in Red Bluff, Chris Black is powering through a head cold to bring you the premium complaints you deserve. In this episode, Chris tackles the psychological warfare of double-lane drive-thrus, the absolute disaster of Bexley’s DIY haircut, and why he’s officially done gatekeeping the "phenomenal" experience that is Ol...

Welcome back to  Cry Harder with Chris Black . It’s "Lucky 13," and we’re diving deep into the habits that save your sanity and the relationship dynamics that actually work. In this episode, Chris breaks down the  "Zero-Sink" Rule —a simple, 5-minute nightly habit that guarantees a better morning coffee and mental clarity. If you’re tired of waking up to yesterday’s mess, this life hack is for you...

Chris Black is back and officially losing it. In this week’s rant, we’re coming for realtors who play hide-and-seek with open house signs and drivers who don't understand "Keep Clear" zones. Plus, we recap a sweaty hour-long Easter Bunny line and a Santee fire that went viral. Later, Chris breaks down the "Specific Help Filter"—the ultimate hack for helping friends through...

Welcome to Episode 11 of the  Cry Harder Podcast  with your host,  Chris Black . This week, we’re diving into the chaos of parenting, local San Diego adventures, and the internet’s lack of manners. From a  "Rant of the Week"  targeting those spicy TikTok mean comments (seriously, can we all just be nicer?) to a rug-saving  Tip of the Week  involving coffee spills and baking soda, Chris i...

The Cry Harder Podcast hits double digits! Chris is joined in-studio by his long-time friend Mike, who trekked all the way from Philly to San Diego with the family. The weather might be better out west, but the people are still finding plenty of ways to get on our nerves. In this episode, the guys dive deep into the "unwritten rules" of society that everyone seems to be failing lately. The rant li...

Welcome back to  Cry Harder , the podcast where we lean into the petty, the personal, and the purely therapeutic. In Episode 9, host Chris Black (recorded Saturday, March 14th) is shaking things up with a brand-new show structure and a healthy dose of grievances. In this episode: The Debut of "Rant of the Week":  Chris introduces a new segment dedicated to the art of complaining. This we...

Welcome to  Episode 8  of  Cry Harder , where host  Chris Black  turns life’s minor inconveniences and weekend wins into your favorite weekly listen. Ever had a dentist ask you the same question four times while your mouth was full of tools? Or debated the ethics of making your father-in-law take an Uber from the airport? Chris is diving into all of it. We’re recapping a packed weekend featuring t...

Episode 7: Weed Whackers, Snake Phobias, and a Functional Xbox In this episode, I am officially declaring war on my backyard. It’s that time of year, so I break down the strenuous (and honestly, unnecessary) ordeal of weed whacking. If you love a detailed monologue about yard maintenance and the frustration of equipment that never works, this is for you. But the yard work brings up a more pressing...

Freezing Pools, Bike Lessons, and Movie Reviews: Looking for Dr. Love, Love’s Last Resort & A Big Bold Beautiful Journey Welcome back to the  Cry Harder Podcast ! I’m your host,  Chris Black , and in our sixth episode, we’re diving into the beautiful, chaotic, and occasionally sub-zero reality of girl-dad life in Southern California. This week, I recap a truly magical day with my daughter that...

In this fifth episode of the  Cry Harder Podcast , with your host Chris Black, I’m diving deep into my recent family expedition to Mexico. We traded our usual routine for the sun-soaked shores of Cancun to celebrate my wife’s cousin’s wedding, and let me tell you, traveling with a spouse and a child is a completely different ballgame than the solo trips of my past. Our home base for the week was t...

UNC Glory, Austin Chaos, and Wedding SZN Cry Harder with Chris Black: In this episode, Chris Black is riding high and diving deep into a week of major wins and questionable decisions. From the hardwood of Chapel Hill to the neon lights of Sixth Street, we’re covering it all. What’s inside: The Rivalry to End All Rivalries:  Chris breaks down the massive UNC win over Duke. Whether you’re a Tar Heel...

"Cry Harder" is a podcast with Chris Black, where he dives into the beautiful chaos of modern life, parenting, and pop culture, all while trying (and often failing) to sound like he knows what he's talking about. This episode is no different, offering listeners a raw and unfiltered look at his world. The episode kicks off with Chris navigating the emotional rollercoaster of his four-...

"Cry Harder" Episode 2 is live! This week, the gloves are off as I dive into the emotional rollercoaster of  that  Eagles game. Grab a seat, because we need to talk about the defense, the offense, and what  really  went wrong on the field. But it’s not all football and frustration. The last seven days have been a blur of life, and trying to keep my head above water. I’ll share some behin...

Welcome to Cry Harder, the podcast where your host, Chris Black—no, not  that  guy who writes for GQ, just a regular man with a microphone and a mounting list of grievances—officially enters the content arena. In this inaugural episode, Chris finally answers the question no one actually asked: "Why start a podcast?" Between the general chaos of life and the realization that his wife is t...