Thomas Dale

Crusty Crystals

Religion EN ↓ 42 episodes

Crusty Crystals isn’t your average woo-woo podcast—it’s a whole new vibe. Hosted by Comedian and Psychic Medium Thomas Dale, this show is where raw human struggle meets the mystical cosmos. Think mediumship, astrology, manifestation, wellness, and evolving through life’s chaos—all delivered with unapologetic honesty and razor-sharp humor. It’s spiritual, it’s gritty, it’s hilarious—and there’s nothing else like it. Whether you’re talking to your spirit guides or your therapist, Crusty Crystals is your portal to healing through laughter and truth.

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Thomas Dale

Episodes

Consider Yourself 15.06.2026 32:36

Thomas talks about consideration Being a squirrel or a shark Telepathy and other abilities Euphoria astrology Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667 Get 25...

Black Rabbit 18.05.2026 50:40

Thomas talks about birthdays A special fellow crusty Reincarnate into a turtle or rabbit Brings back a past segment Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667 ...

Quantum Wave 27.04.2026 25:56

Thomas talks about road trips The quantum wave and manifesting Being an ant or a duck Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667 Get 25% off by mentioning Crusty...

Be Alive 13.04.2026 37:34

Thomas talks about Spring and Family Where spirit is and how he communicates with them Another channeling moment Real talk Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361...

American Princess 29.03.2026 36:49

Thomas talks about language Being a Pirate a Princess or an African Tribesman Spirit stuff An amazing channeling session Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9...

Queen Bee 16.03.2026 24:21

Thomas talks about straight men, Being a Bird or a Bee, Family Karma, Channels spirit for a worldly message. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667 Get 25% off...

Seasons change 09.03.2026 37:44

Thomas talks about the seasons, being a mountain of a grain of sand, Talks about relationships, more challenging. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667 Get 25...

Seeking Thomas 23.02.2026 36:47

Thomas talks about skin Being an ocean or a river Being cremated, buried or turned into a tree Introduces a new channeling segment Book a session with Thomas www.kewenthomas.com Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio...

What about your friends 09.02.2026 35:55

Thomas talks about friendship, What communicating with spirits is like, Family birthchart. Book a session with Thomas www.kewenthomas.com Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio / cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text...

Moon 02.02.2026 29:58

Thomas talks about the moon and coincidentally it’s a full moon tonight! Talks about evolving, enlightenment, awakening Golden Girls Astrology Book a session with Thomas www.kewenthomas.com Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skin...

Alien 26.01.2026 41:03

Thomas talks about angels. Being a Dolphin or an Alien. Empath feelings and intuition. Book a session with Thomas www.kewenthomas.com Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio / cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Chr...

Weeping Willow 19.01.2026 37:55

Thomas talks about disabilities, Being a tree or a leaf, Manifesting and Channeling. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio / cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Be the light 12.01.2026 31:24

Thomas welcomes in the new year, Highlights a shiny crystal, Talks about dreams.. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio / cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Rock and Roll 29.12.2025 31:39

Thomas wraps up 2025, talks about teachers, being a rock or a single snowflake, shining your light. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio - cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Hello Kitty 22.12.2025 36:13

Thomas talks about being a human, introduces a new segment, talks soulmates and provides some family insight.

Tis the season 15.12.2025 31:00

Thomas talks about Aunts and Uncles Home Alone Astrology Speaks about people’s emerging abilities Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @TheWanderers Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

I need a hero 08.12.2025 30:55

Thomas talks hero’s Gives his knowledge on reincarnation Wizard of Oz astrology Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Mind Yo Business 24.11.2025 52:35

Thomas talks about the virtue of minding your own business. Introduces the “Oh Wise One” segment, Talks about spiritual abilities. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christ...

Mother 10.11.2025 41:49

Thomas talks about moms and how he would love to be one, Talks Pisces,Movie Pretty Women Astrology Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Kissin’ Cosmos 27.10.2025 38:27

Today Thomas talks about dogs, Aquarius', Horror villains astrology Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Stop testing on animals 20.10.2025 34:26

Today Thomas talks about animal testing, Capricorns and Grease 2 Astrology. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Let the wind blow 13.10.2025 39:56

Thomas talks about attachment, Sagittarius, Grease Astrology Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia @jaybelsky Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

The sun will come out 06.10.2025 38:14

Thomas talks about society, Scorpios and Orphan Annie. Follow on IG @CrustyCrystalsPodcast & @thomasdale5 TikTok @CFollowrustyCrystalsPod & @thomasdale555 Facebook @thomasdale5 Special Thanks to @flooredmedia Sponsored by Collective Beauty Skincare Studio cbskincarestudio.glossgenius.com or text Christine 516-361-9667

Heavy Heart 22.09.2025 27:07

Thomas gives his input on the current state of the world. Talks Lion King Astrology. Gives some advice on psychic mediumship

Seasons change 15.09.2025 33:48

More fun astrology segments, Seasons and change.