Cross Vegas

Rudy and TJ welcome their first guest, noted alien aficionado Dusty [Last Name Redacted], to a special episode-length Turnt or Burnt roundtable, outside in the cicada-infested Las Vegas summer air. Topics include the Canadian wildfires, the Colosseum vandal, Instagram Threads, and the odd behavior of killer whales.   © 2023 Cross Vegas

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TJ admits a mistake: Catholics still exist, and they have great ideas for ruling America. What parts of Catholic Integralism should be implemented in Las Vegas? In  How Many Four Horsemen , Rudy and TJ tackle the Cocaine Bear, ChatGPT, and the Chinese Spy balloon (all from a safe distance). In Turnt or Burnt , our spiritual guides introduce a new hero of the movement, George Santos. M&Ms candy...

Financial circumstances being what they are, a baseball-crazed Rudy and TJ seek fortune and glory the ol' fashioned way: Plundering the Middle East for sportswashing bucks. In Turnt or Burnt , the guys' old pal Kanye West is in the news, Elon Musk has bought Twitter, and a new generation of the Tolkien entertainment empire is born with the release of Rings of Power. In  How Many Four Horsemen , Ru...

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Our holy scrollin' heroes form a healthcare cost-sharing ministry to meet the demand for libertarian lifestyle-supportive coverage for performance enhancement of all varieties. In  How Many Four Horsemen , flooding of biblical proportions has occurred in Las Vegas and at the Creation Museum. Which, if either, is a sign that the end is near? In Turnt or Burnt , Rudy and TJ opine on Sean Fuchts' MAG...

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Rudy and TJ dip their toe into the mainstream of fringe Christianty by starting a new segment dealing with the End Times. In  How Many Four Horsemen , they ask the real questions about the return of Christ: Is the blockchain like the Lamb's Book of Life? Is the Rapture-Ready Index a useful tool for knowing what to wear that day? The guys also report on their work as City Councilors, including the...

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Rudy and TJ celebrate their surprise city council election victory, and recount their not-at-all fraudulent methods for registering unlikely voters. In Holy Ghosted , our hosts describe new fields of ministry opportunity in the streaming video game influencer universe. In  Turnt or Burnt , Rudy and TJ do their own research on "flamers," Squid Game, Critical Race Theory, and deregulation of pharmac...

From a temporary off-site location, Rudy and TJ describe the political platform they will be using in the upcoming municipal election in Las Vegas, as they decide that raw power is the only way Cross Vegas will ever accomplish its ministry goals. In  Holy Ghosted , the guys give testimony to the power of the automated prayer bots, as well as take listener questions about unanswered prayers for Joh...

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Cross Vegas hosts a religious freedom conference that attracts different sorts of folks than the guys anticipated, with horizon-expanding results. In  Holy Ghosted , Rudy and TJ address listeners' unaswered prayers about UFOs. In  Turnt or Burnt , the guys discuss satanic shoes, puppet- and cartoon-related cancel culture, and vaccine passports. © 2021 Cross Vegas

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Like Elijah challenging the prophets of Ba'al, Rudy and TJ challenge the magicians of Las Vegas to a showdown of spiritual power. In  Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time , the guys push back against proposed changes to Daylight Savings Time. In  Holy Ghosted , listeners get answers to their unanswered prayers about border walls and the end of the world.  © 2021 Cross Vegas

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The Cross Vegas ministry gets into crypto, for all the right reasons. Automated prayer bots also come on line, powered by purchases of said cryptocurrency. Rudy and TJ get catphished by the same spambot, but still hire "her" as a publicist. In  Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time , the guys give an update on their progress with vaccines. In  Trunt or Burnt , our hosts treat the audience...

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Rudy and TJ describe what Cross Vegas is now (tents in an abandoned lot) and what it will be (the best thing ever). They also discover that they're not the only game in town. Rival ministries battle for the same spiritual turf in Las Vegas. In  Turnt or Burnt , our televanfluencer heroes give their hot takes on Britney Spears, vaccines, and the phrase "Going HAM." In  Overcoming Your Weakness One...

Rudy and TJ share how they met, how they saved each others' lives after almost killing each other, and the ministries they left in order to start Cross Vegas. In Turnt or Burnt , the guys tackle the Las Vegas Raiders, the use of the suffix "AF," and Elvis impersonator-officiated weddings. In Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time , Rudy and TJ discuss their (lack of or unverified, respecti...

Rudy and TJ start their adventure as televanfluencers with a stinging takedown of Las Vegas city government regulations against biblically-correct, but anatomically-exaggerated bronze animal statues. Segments include Holy Ghosted (answering your unanswered prayers), and Overcoming Your Weakness One Dayness at a Time (attempting to vote in the 2020 election).  © 2020 Cross Vegas