Crofton Warrior Podcast

This episode is complete nonsense. As the title suggests, Quinn and Darin play chess. Jack’s here too. He talks some. Enjoy the balderdash.

We got a videoboard in the gym! How did that happen? How do we run it? What other upgrades have we had? What does Ms. Pack have going on? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED TODAY! Guests include: Mrs. Baker, Josh, Trevor, Ms. Kramer, Ms. Pack

Jack somehow got the two most important individuals in the school to do an interview with him. Many questions were answered including: Why do we have block scheduling? What are we going to do with the big classes coming up? What makes a good teacher? What's the deal with the dress code? ALL WILL BE ANSWERED! Guests include: Mr. Look and Mr. Ostermeyer

Happy Monday! Today you are graced with a goof off episode. Quinn and Jack sit down and recall just a wee ounce of what makes Jack the silly guy he is today. RIP Hot 104.7.

Speech season is over. Quinnlan and Jack speak to some speakers to learn all about the season, as if they don't know a lot themselves. Guests include: Elizabeth, Madelyn, and Grant

WELCOME BACK LADS AND LASSOS! The podcast is back! Now entirely in our free time! This episode was recorded many fortnights ago. Enjoy! Also Zac is a guest for a lil bit. The actual episode starts at around 19:30 for all you who are short on time today.

The mood is right. The spirit's up. We're here tonight. Christmas Christmas Christmas or however the song ends. That's right! Welcome to the Christmas Warrior Podcast! Enjoy this present on your beautiful yuletide. Guests include: Miss Hansen, Zac, Sophia, Jackson, Leila, Anonymous, Zac again, and Mrs. Baker

Quinnlan Lamont is a magnificent beast hailing from the annals of Kearney. How in god's name did he get here? Why is Zac on this podcast? The world may never know. Jack ended up editing this by the way.

Who's funny? Steve Martin. What will our wives be when we die? Widows. And so the trio was born. This was recorded before Shohei Ohtani signed a $700 million contract. That's a lot of money. Guests include: Quinn, Rowdy, and Roy

Watch out friends and neighbors! This episode contains less goofs and gabs than your average. Quinn and Jack actually talk in this one! There's nobody else in this episode. Contrary to what we both say at the beginning, this is our second to last episode of the semester, not the last. Happy Christmas! War is over!

Jack needed an excuse to get his friends on the podcast and this was his only idea. Today, Quinnlan's gone and we're talking about being an alumni of Crofton. Where did all these people go? Why did they leave? Did they even leave? Why is Quinn so funny? Stop reading the description and listen to the podcast. Jeez. Guests include: Quinn, Karley, Roy, and Rowdy

Jack knows too much about Pixar. Karley knows too much about English. Quinn knows too much about skibidy toilet. They all have one similarity and one similarity only. They all like Stack the States.

Part three of this three part Winter sports miniseries: wrestling is crazy. It's the fastest growing sport here in Crofton, at least as far as I'm concerned. This boom didn't come from nothing, though. Come to think of it, where did it come from? Maybe there's a podcast somewhere where we could learn the answer. WAIT A SECOND. Guests include: Wyatt, Robbie, and Pamela

Quinn and Jack goof off today by talking to Ms. Trainor before she leaves us all in the dust. They bombard her with several questions and a spelling bee. Mr. Cagle also makes an appearance, but he won't leave for another week, so we don't really care. There's also some videoless man on the street action, so listen for that.

Part two of this three episode mini series about winter sports, this episode is all about the wondrous world of basketball. From Darin's lack of playing to Zac's lack of three point records and back to Hannah's lack of playing, Jack (and sometimes Quinn) learns a lot about throwing the ball into the ol' peach basket. Guests include: Darin, Zac, and Hannah

Quinn and Jack goof off today by talking about food with a whole bunch of people. This episode was filmed in front of a live studio audience, so don't be surprised if you hear a bunch of people talking in the background. Journalism kids don't know how to shut up. Either way, a rotating cast of personalities take the guest seat on this episode to provide a wide range of opinions on stuffing, potato...

Part one of this three episode mini series about winter sports, these glorious conversations are all about the wondrous world of speech. Speech is a sport. It counts. I swear. Guests include: Mrs. Baker and Ms. Hansen (and Quinn and Jack because they provide knowledge too)

"Expect the unexpected because I don't think anybody expected us to be good." -Jackson Our football team is currently undefeated and has been winning games blowout after blowout. How did this come to be? What's the most important part of a team? What even is a linebacker? Get answers to these questions and many more in this week's episode. Guests include: Jackson, Seth, and Jace

Quinn and Jack goof off by delving into the wondrously horrifying world of national days. Baker, if you're reading this, we're sorry.

One Act season is upon us! In this episode, Quinnlan and Jack interrogate a witch, a 13 year old, and an elf. How's this year's play stacking up to previous years? How's the season going? Maybe the elf has some opinions. Guests include: Elizabeth, Zac, and Baby Tarr

Hey y'all. Jack here. I completely forgot to include Ms. Trainor's interview in the latest episode. Completely slipped my mind. I feel really bad about it. SO NOW SHE GETS HER OWN BABY EPISODE! YAYYYY MS. TRAINOR WEEEEEE! Anyhoo, enjoy this listen.

We've got some great teachers here at Crofton. Where did they come from? How did they get here? Why do they want to teach kids like Quinnlan? Well, Jack and Quinnlan are here to get some answers to those burning questions. Guests include: Ms. Hansen, Mr. Cagle, and Mrs. Baker

Quinnlan and Jack goof off by talking to Zac about everything in his life that has lead him to this point: talking to two idiots on a podcast.

Homecoming Coronation was moved from the Sunday before Homecoming week to the Friday at the end. How did this change affect the week and how do students feel about the move? Guests include Zac, Ellie, and Mr. Doerr