Crofton Warrior Podcast

This one picks up right where the last one left off. Before you listen to this one, listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me: Crofton Edition. A few jokes will make more sense then. HAVE FUN LISTENING! JACK OUTTTT.

THE FINAL PODCAST EPISODE. Wait Wait Don't Tell Me is an NPR news quiz that's on the radio every Saturday, I believe. What better way to give Jack a send off as podcast host than to allow him to achieve his dreams: his dream to be Peter Sagal. This episode is fun. Guests include: Grant, Miss Hansen, and Quinnlan

On the cover you see three things. These three idiots (Jack and Quinnlan and Darin) mention them at some point. They’re there so you can see them so get a good hard look. The chainsaw bird is NOT the bird on the front. That bird makes an equally terrifying sound. Enjoy the listen!

Quinn and Jack goof off today by having a wide ranging, derailable conversation. Enjoy the hullabaloo!

Quinn and Jack goof off today by taking the classic Colbert Questionert. Jack asks Quinn the questions then they flip. What a fun episode!

Jack’s sisters are on the podcast again, and honestly it’s pretty great because the family is full of great conversationalists. They go through a wide array of topics on this long podcast, so strap in! This was all recorded at the Schieffer residence on Thanksgiving, but honestly it doesn’t matter when it was recorded because nothing in the podcast is related to current events. If this podcast is...

Merry Christmas and a happy Christmas! It’s Christmas. In this episode, Jack talks to Quinn and Miss Hansen until Miss Hansen realizes she has a meeting. Then he just talks to Quinn. After that, Miss Hansen comes back and hijinks continue. Merry happy! Guests include: Quinnlan and Miss Hansen

One act season is over :(. Everyone had a great time this season with our performance of "Too Many Detectives at the Murder Mansion" and it's bittersweet that it's finished. In this episode, Jack talks to three other seniors who were in one act this year. Guests include: Grant (Shaggy), Hunter (Joe Hardy), and Wyatt (He's Batman)

Screw it. I'm just going to write in the first person. We had no plan for this podcast. No topics, no questions, no intelligent conversation. Quinn and I talked about whatever came to their minds. As you can expect with a conversation with me, they ended up on a wiki page.

WHOAH IS THAT A BONUS EPISODE???? TWO EPISODES IN ONE DAY??! JACK HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!!! DO YOU HAVE NO HOBBIES⁉️ aha.... um.... so this episode was recorded in the library. Happy Thanksgiving. Guests include: Grant, Lillie, Samantha, Rylie, Hunter, and Wyatt

In this episode, Quinn and Grant and Jack talk about the All State Choir experience. They talk about the positives and negatives of the week. Full transparency, I bet you $30 that after the concert (which happened after this interview) they completely forgot about the negatives. Quinnlan came out of the concert literally jumping for joy. I'm not exaggerating in the slightest. This episode was reco...

Another day another Homeroom! In this episode, Quinn and Jack go through a list of animals and answer the age old question: could they beat them in a fight? You think it’d be easy to know, but could you really beat a wolf? A coyote? A kangaroo? By the way, this episode sparked a genuine argument between Quinn and Jack that can never be solved until we find a kangaroo and let it punch Quinn in the...

Jack hosts this one. He wishes he hadn't. This episode is so crazy and wild and has a lot of talking over each other. Enjoy this hot steaming pile of balderdash! Guests include: Hunter, Darin, and Quinnlan

Welcome to Homeroom! This is a show that can be made by anyone during (you guessed it) homeroom! These first couple episodes will probably have some familiar voices you've heard on other podcasts, but sooner or later some new people will try their hand at it. In this episode, Quinn and Jack goof off by asking some goofy would you rather questions.

In this episode, three seniors answer questions from junior high students. This is the second part of the junior high saga. Many great questions were asked, so thank you to all who filled out the Google Form! Guests include: Hunter and Rylie

Howdy! Jack's here with some fun facts. Did you know that a disease closely related to the plague is going around Crofton Community Schools? There's a lot of coughing in this episode. You might hear it a lot and it might annoy the heck out of you, but forget about it! Don't mention it! Tune it out! STOP LISTENING TO THE COUGHING..... For legal reasons, the plague thing was a joke. ALSO, this is pa...

When I (Jack) was walking through the hallway carrying podcast equipment, the Novels class happened to be on break. I said to Miss Hansen, “Wanna do a Novels podcast?” She responded, “ahh sure,” and allowed me into her classroom. They were all reviewing for a test as we cycled in and out students with a diverse array of opinions. Enjoy this heaping wad of nonsense! Guests include: Miss Hansen, Ann...

GO VOTE!! If you have no idea what's happening this election cycle, you're in the right place. Our Government teacher Mr. Doerr is here to give you all the information you need! What are the important moments of the election? What is inflation? Why's everyone trying to shoot Trump? WHY SHOULD YOU CARE?? Learn all that and more in this week's episode! Guest: Mr. Doerr

Quinn and Jack and Darin goof off today by talking about a whole lot of random stuff. Google, Russia, and being terrified of standing are all on the table today. Enjoy this bonus episode! Happy Friday!

Cross country season is now over. It has been a wonderful season of running, making friends, and running some more. This episode is two grand ol' conversations. That's about all I've got. Who even reads the description anyway? Guests include: Tyler, Grant, Sophia, Cecelia, and Hudson

BONUS EPISODE! Quinn and Jack and Darin goof off today by having spirited conversations about college, the gingerbread man, and Rudolph the undeserving reindeer. We were standing for half the podcast while yelling at each other. ENJOY!

Jack finally got his dad on the podcast! His sisters Quinn and Karley are here too. Strap in folks, because this is a long one. Also, just so you all know, there are a couple bleeps here and there when someone says a bad word. We here at the Crofton Warrior Podcast cut out any sort of curse words, even darns and hecks. No F's were spoken. It may sound like it with the bleeps, but trust this fine p...

Marching season sure is happening! Everyone's having a great time. The band has worked really hard for this show and they're always improving. GO SEE IT! Guests include: Mrs. Leader, Sophia, Grant, Cameryn, and Hunter

WHAT A FUN EPISODE WHERE NOTHING GOES WRONG! Mr. Doerr's entire interview didn't record. Sorry Mr. Doerr. Other than that, we had some great conversations on the Friday of Homecoming week. Everyone was building floats while the smart people were busy building connections through conversation. ENJOY! Guests include; Miss Hansen, Liam, Grant, Darin, and Quinnlan

Jack visits a lot of Wiki pages. He has compiled all of them into a list. A list of knowledge and learning, if you will. This episode is simply perusing said list and using the topics as springboards for conversation.