Critical Mess Podcast

Half Baked | Episode 022 Critical Mess Podcast 04.01.2024 1:21:43 ↓

And we all thought Bob Saget was a wholesome family man.

Five Nights at Freddy's | Episode 021 Critical Mess Podcast 21.12.2023 1:33:14 ↓

We would have rather watched Freddy Got Fingered.

Snakes on a Plane | Episode 020 Critical Mess Podcast 11.12.2023 1:29:22 ↓

This film can be described as a violent snakebite to the Johnson in more ways than one.

Resident Evil | Episode 019 Critical Mess Podcast 16.11.2023 1:22:25 ↓

Umbrella Corporation’s security is on par with a Brentwood Office Depot.

Final Destination | Episode 018 Critical Mess Podcast 02.11.2023 1:31:38 ↓

A film where Stifler and other teenagers in their 20s fight death in a sweet Camaro and torque wicked cables.

The Super Mario Bros. Movie | Episode 016 Critical Mess Podcast 19.10.2023 1:38:39 ↓

Are there chicks in the Koopa Kingdom? Seems like all dudes. No wonder Bowser is such a sad boi.

Deep Blue Sea | Episode 015 Critical Mess Podcast 05.10.2023 1:29:20 ↓

Watch as LL Cool J does tongue stuff with a bird named Bird—then feeds it his sweet cream.

Can't Hardly Wait | Episode 014 Critical Mess Podcast 21.09.2023 1:39:35 ↓

With an Oscar-worthy cameo by Jerry O’Connell as sex-starved frat-bro Trip McNeely.

The Gray Man | Episode 013 Critical Mess Podcast 07.09.2023 1:27:20 ↓

One trash ‘stache to rule them all.

Troy | Episode 012 Critical Mess Podcast 24.08.2023 1:19:05 ↓

All respect to Brian Cox aka Big Daddy Agamemnon.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | Episode 011 Critical Mess Podcast 01.08.2023 1:04:32 ↓

With all the gambling and skateboarding and video games and cigarettes, we’ve collectively decided the Foot Clan hideout is our happy place.

Blair Witch Project | Episode 010 Critical Mess Podcast 13.07.2023 1:12:55 ↓

The scariest part of this movie? Looking ever so deeply into another human’s nostrils. The fear is real.

Vanilla Sky | Episode 009 Critical Mess Podcast 30.06.2023 1:13:01 ↓

Is this film a beautiful mess? Or just a mess? What’s the sex walk? We’re here to answer your hardest-hitting questions.

Armageddon | Episode 008 Critical Mess Podcast 16.05.2023 1:23:16 ↓

It’s like a two-and-a-half hour music video. In space. On PCP.

Twilight | Episode 007 Critical Mess Podcast 02.05.2023 1:04:46 ↓

Oh, Robert Pattinson. You're so much better than this. You sparkly bastard.

Tommy Boy | Episode 006 Critical Mess Podcast 13.04.2023 59:05 ↓

Fat guy in a little coat. Holy schnikies. Spanktrovision. Doesn’t everyone love Tommy Boy ? The critics don’t - and the boys are ready to play defense.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi | Episode 005 Critical Mess Podcast 04.04.2023 1:37:36 ↓

Star Wars: The Last Jedi totally deserves the flak it gets from fans. Or does it? Join the boys for an episode that's more intense than making the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.

Rocky IV | Episode 004 Critical Mess Podcast 23.02.2023 1:30:40 ↓

Rocky IV isn’t just a classic tale of East vs. West. It’s also a love story about a portly middle-aged man and a sassy, gender-bending robot. The boys don't see eye to eye on this one—but one thing they can surely agree on is this film has some really, really kick-ass montages.

The Greatest Showman | Episode 003 Critical Mess Podcast 08.02.2023 1:15:42 ↓

Audiences loved it. Two out of three of us did not. Listen along as we put on our top hats and prance through The Greatest Showman —a musical starring Wolverine and that dreamboat from Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising. 

Bad Boys 2 | Episode 002 Critical Mess Podcast 26.01.2023 1:23:28 ↓

The boys discuss Bad Boys 2 , Michael Bay’s highly divisive 2003 buddy-cop romp. Is it any good? Or at least enjoyable? Are two humping rats the best part of this film? Spoiler: We disagree.

Hook | Episode 001 Critical Mess Podcast 18.01.2023 1:30:06 ↓

Hook is an arguably classic 1991 Steven Spielberg film reimagining the story of Peter Pan. It’s one of those movies that’s almost impossible to pull the nostalgia glasses off for—and critics mostly hated it. The boys discuss.