Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

Crispy Coated Robots

Arts EN ↓ 399 episodes

"THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

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Author

Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson

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Arts

Podcast website

www.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Oct 13, 2026

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Episodes

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #49 - Best Car in a Movie/Show and Top 5 TV Theme Songs 02.02.2021

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 49: “A key point of that show was knocking over fruit stands with a car.”  In this episode, Jim and George discuss their favorite TV theme songs and Best cars. Prepare to be astonished as Jim attempts to name all of the Herbie  movies in sequential order, while George relays Herbie’s trippy backstory of slipping through a trans-dimensional portal arriving in...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #48 - Worst Movie Sequels & People Named Don 26.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 48: “ When you out-crazy Tim Burton on a movie franchise, that’s sayin’ a lot.” In between Jim comparing every film made in the last 75 years to Citizen Kane, the boys discuss how an awful kid’s baseball movie united the world (if even in its utter disgust); they also debate which is worse, Super III or Superman IV: Quest for Peace. George reveals the answer...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Carol King's "TAPESTRY" 25.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me? CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Jim & George discuss Carole King's 1971  landmark album Tapestry . [Original Air Date: 01/24/21 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6913KnbMpHM&list=PLkLimRXN6NKyvtIxiC7Y-p1b9FcQLCwFP

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #47 - Best Fantasy Creatures & Best TV Comedy Skits 19.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me?  JANUARY 19, 2021 Episode 47: “ I thought we were doing animals for the topic; are we not doing animals?” Jim and George share their favorite television comedy skits, and discuss the best fantasy creatures. As a bonus Jim relays his connection to Pegasus as a young boy writing The Pantagraph Newspaper in Bloomington, Illinois. A special nod to Tom Hu – CCR’s Producti...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #46 - Best & Worst Sidekicks in Movies 12.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 46: "I can feel my IQ points going down just by listening to you talk about that!” Jim and George compare whom they consider the very best & worst sidekicks in movies, and admit to enjoying being the donkey boys of Pleasure Island. As a bonus, the guys offer to rewrite Ahmed Best’s resume to omit that one menacing role back in the 90s.  ENHANCED LINK...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... The Police's "SYNCHRONICITY" 11.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me? CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Jim & George listen and discuss The Police's 1982 massive record SYNCHRONICITY . [Original Air Date: 01/10/21 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBepyeFzyto

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #45 - Best Robert Downey Jr. Roles Top 5 Reptiles 05.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 45: "The expectations on a tortoise are so low." Jim and George start off Season Two with a big (Kiss Kiss Bang) Bang by discussing their favorite Robert Downey Jr. roles. Jim shares the horrifying account the brutal end of Shelly the family turtle, and  what is difference between a turtle and tortoise . George Wright Padgett--"Water Moccasin S...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... "BAD COMPANY" 04.01.2021

Are you ever going to text me? CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Jim & George listen to Bad Company's 1974 self-titled debut BAD COMPANY . [Original Air Date: 01/03/21 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rClS2ANayh8

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #44 - Top 5 Biopic Movies & - Best Fast Food Menu Items 29.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 44: “Do you know how hard it is to get kicked out of typing class?”  "I made a 'Bell Beefer' once.” For the Season One finale, the guys contemplate  the economic ‘Big Mac index’ as they discuss the Top 5 Fast Food menu items in the U.S. Jim relates a 35 year-old prank that George played on him while he held the rank of a late-night Steamer/Stuf...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #43 - Top 5 Holiday Specials & Best Holiday Songs 22.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 43: “It’s the song that killed Bing Crosby!” Top 5 Holiday Specials and Christmas songs What is destined to be the greatest poor-man’s version of the holiday meeting between Bing Crosby and David Bowie, this episode is overflowing with sappy holiday nostalgia as Jim and George relive their childhood memories sitting in front of the television watching their f...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... "ELVIS CHRISTMAS ALBUM" & "THE BEACH BOYS CHRISTMAS ALBUM" 21.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Two classic Holiday albums reviewed by the bots in this episode! First, Jim and George review Elvis' 1957 classic Christmas album . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uw0tq4dCkE Then, due to an unchecked eggnog-infused studio mishap, the guys double down and play a second album: The Beach Boys' 1964 Christmas record . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwlfN6A2I...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #28 - Top 5 Holiday Movies and Best Alien 15.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? DECEMBER 15, 2020 Episode 28: It’s a WONDERFUL Episode: “They’re like space-sharks, Jim… space-sharks!”  Topics include Top 5 Holiday Movies + Best Aliens. The guys pose the ever-relevant questions ‘What species is Mr. Spock classified as when he goes through airport customs, and which side does Civil War Predator fight for?’ For the first time ever, Jim convinces Ge...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... U2's "THE JOSHUA TREE" 14.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Jim & George discuss each track of U2's 1987  landmark album The Joshua Tree . [Original Air Date: 12/13/20 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DYiLcdze3Y

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #40 - Worst Series Finales-Best Harmonica Parts in Rock & Pop 08.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 40: ‘Someone was paid to write this???’ Jim and George mourn great television series that fell short by offering AWFUL , cringe-inducing show conclusions. Also discussed is the top 5 uses of harmonica in pop/rock songs.  ENHANCEMENTS - Harmonica Bits Considered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imsB543zqSM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSOkG6SCAiU https://ww...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Dire Straits' "BROTHERS IN ARMS" 07.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Jim & George listen to Dire Straits' 1985 landmark recording  BROTHERS IN ARMS . [Original Air Date: 12/06/20 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M3MSbm13ps

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #23 - Best Tom Hanks Film Roles/Top 5 Magic Tricks 01.12.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 23: "There's not crying in magic..." This episode is dedicated to anyone named Madison and all 'immature' magicians/purveyors of the art of slight of hand as George risks his childhood membership in the Marshall Brodien (Creator of TV Magic Cards) Club by revealing the secrets behind the all-time greatest illusions. Also discussed is...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... "BEATLES FOR SALE" 30.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Jim & George discuss The Beatles' 1964 offering BEATLES FOR SALE . [Original Air Date: 11/29/20 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgFo9STa70E&list=PL_O_p_fmCqpYoAIfLW4T7r-yksNnX1cSQ  

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #14 - Top 5 Returning Home Movies/Best Thanksgiving Side Dishes 24.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 14: “If they don’t have rolls, I’m leaving!” The very best returning home movies & top Thanksgiving side dishes. As Jim and George ready themselves for the holiday later in the week, they guys discuss an alternate universe in which detective Barnaby Jones doesn’t exist. In a shocking moment, George disqualifies one of his submissions from the list for the...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers' "DAMN THE TORPEDOES" 23.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Jim & George discuss the 1979 hit album DAMN THE TORPEDOES! by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers. [Original Air Date: 11/22/20 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82jXfi5fW8c&t=16s

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #11 - The 'Best' Worst Dystopias and Top Salad Dressings/Toppings 17.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 11: "Not good place.”   When is a dystopia not a dystopia? Check out this heated episode and decide if Jim is right or if George makes a convincing point about the best of worst possible futures, and we’ll give you credit for the big salad. 

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO...The Who's "WHO'S NEXT" 16.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Jim & George discuss The Who's  1971 masterwork  WHO'S NEXT . [Original Air Date: 11/15/20 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNXilGz2Hc&list=PLkLimRXN6NKzAGtxeCQgKAfB7lHLDEdjJ

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #26 - Top 5 TV Gameshows and Best Tools 10.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 26: "Anyone that’s yodeling like that needs to die!"   Lifelines, extra spins, phone-a-friends, and bonus rounds: In this session, the guys contemplate the very best of North American TV Gameshows and how much easier it is to rhyme ‘Fleming’ than ‘Trebek’ while warmly reminiscing about disembodied heads floating around the prize showroom. Oh, and be...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... "THE CARS" 09.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Let the "Good Times Roll" as CCR listens to the Cars debut album "The Cars."   And this show is good, when it's over you'll say to yourself that was "Just What I Needed!" Ok, enough puns - "The Cars" is a great album featuring radio staples like "Bye Bye Love," "You're All I've Got Tonight&quo...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS #29 - Top 5 Cover Songs & Best Circus Acts + Devon Sawa 03.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? Episode 29: "Any song that makes Dolly Parton pull her car over has to make the list!"   Continuing their mission to save the future via Top 5 lists, Jim and George debate top circus acts, and the best cover songs of all time. Highlights: The farce of the modern-day Human Cannonball, and how singing about feminine hygiene products transforms a Springsteen t...

CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Michael Jackson's "THRILLER" 02.11.2020

Are you ever going to text me? CRISPY COATED ROBOTS LISTEN TO... Jim & George discuss Michael Jackson's epic 1982 worldwide smash THRILLER . [Original Air Date: 11/01/20 on Houston Radio Platinum] Don't have the recording? Listen to it on YouTube for free here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XMvPTFzgVU&list=OLAK5uy_lmkszQnwSe59ADO4IPsiGylSTgz15P_yY

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