CrimeLess

The CrimeLess team does not use AI in the production of this show. Today’s criminals, however, do. On this episode, chatGPT gets teens in trouble, AI turns cops into frogs, and the queen (almost) gets shot by a crossbow. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

To celebrate America's birthday, we're taking a week off and re-releasing an episode that celebrates some American heroes: our public defecators.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don’t drink and drive…because obviously it's bad. Also, we might make fun of you. On today’s episode, we cruise to South Korea, Wales, and (of course) Florida for some of the stupidest DUIs we’ve ever heard of. Plus, how a few dum-dums manage to beat their charges ... in a most surprising way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Josh and Rory learn about the long history of fake dentists in the U.S., which involves clowns and cocaine. They also discuss the modern advances in dental scammers, which involves nail technicians and meth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you’re planning a career in thievery, listen up! This episode is dedicated to robberies gone wrong—and there are so many stupid ways to fumble the money bag, including revolving doors, inescapable escape rooms, and sleepy getaway drivers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sometimes when a crime is committed, the first question asked is "huh?" Josh and Rory look at some real head-scratching mysteries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The grand reveal of CrimeLess's take on the Florida state song. Lyrics by Josh and Rory, arrangement by Alex from Fiverr.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory, Josh, and Layne go head-to-head in a game inspired by the beloved meme "Florida Man," where the most ridiculous headline from the sunshine state wins. Get ready for drunken rampages, monkey whisperers, and gizmos on penises! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Local law enforcement bee-ware! On today’s episode, Mother Nature’s number one target is police officers trying to serve eviction notices. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will, Rory, and Josh open up the CrimeLess mail bag to learn about a weird crime spree in Canada. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is one of America's funniest men a comic, or a criminal? Josh and Rory welcome Will Ferrell, their first-ever special guest who isn't a parrot, to dig into a few of the many outrageous crimes committed by people named Will Ferrell. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Snakes in a box! And other hilariously bad attempted murder plots. Plus, spider math! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most magical place on earth has a trespassing problem. Josh and Rory learn about an elite class of urban explorers who dare to step foot onto Disney's abandoned island.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Flavortown is under attack! Josh and Rory dive into the many crimes committed against beloved celebrity chef Guy Fieri.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't host your EDM festival in Florida and also never bite a cop. Rory and Josh get into a disastrous fest that shocked a small town on the Panhandle. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory shares 5 of the greatest-ever faked death stories (chosen and ranked by, well, us). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two men who took the extremely hard road to escape their problems -- and probably regret it now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory and Josh learn the best (and worst) ways to duplicate the dollar. It's arts and crafts for criminals, and the counterfeit cash could be in your wallet right now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How do you lay a trap for a criminal? Today, CrimeLess explores the ridiculous scams that caught crooks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our full conversation with Shamrock the parrot (and Andrew Herrnreiter from the Greater Chicago Cage Bird Society and Rescue). We learn the intricacies of caring for "perpetual toddlers" and Shamrock's own personal lore! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

CrimeLess goes looking for a mascot...and discovers that all the animals are secretly adorable little psychopaths. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grand theft auto is for everyone! Rory and Josh learn that teens, dogs, and even monkeys can go for a joy ride. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dancing naked in business class, snack box citizen's arrest, and other incredibly stupid ways to ruin a flight. The seatbelt sign is OFF for this episode of CrimeLess. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Real-life British person Jo Barratt joins Josh to explore the United Kingdom's glorious array of ridiculous place names.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rory and Josh learn about Houdini Hinds, a British criminal and legendary prison escape artist. Plus, syphilis wigs and defamation law! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.