Crews Control

It's week three of the Sweeny Ultimatum and that means the Crew has to solve the vague yet important problem that is simply known as "movie critic." Grant, Leo, and Dorsch take this to mean they need to host a focus group of nationally acclaimed critics to provide feedback on their work.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an...

Dorsch makes a mean shrimp cocktail and pleads for a fifth, Leo has a tough realization and tries a new diet, and Grant pre meditates and plays with poison. It's week two of the Sweeny Ultimatum and the Crew eventually gets down to business on solving the company-wide problem of eating instead of working.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@...

Grant is the family pariah and gets detained, Dorsch smokes salmon and sends the Lakers to the moon, and Leo smacks some serious gob and needs a new phone. With only three weeks to solve three problems and the fate of the company hanging in the balance, the Crew gets right to work on the first of Willy's demands. Fixing the plumbing disaster that is JAMP's mesh hole.   Questions, comments, or the...

Grant celebrates achieving the milestone that is 100 episodes and reviews the hot new subscription box, Leo gets cinched and reviews the hotter new subscription box, and Dorsch gets a hug and reviews the hottest new subscription box. It's episode 100 and what better way to celebrate than have union labor organizer Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) crash into the Crews Nest with criticism and an ultimat...

Dorsch receives a gift and might need a paternity test, Grant remembers two timelines and forgets a famous frog, and Leo visits the dentist and spirals. Due to a big industry-wide strike, nobody was around to guest this week, but the Crew (i.e., Grant) won't let that get in the way of recording episode 99 of their hit podcast. The guys take this time to share some gripes they have with unions in g...

Leo gets a new roommate and suffers a toxic burn, Grant becomes a fan and plugs Hot Nuts' newest menu item, and Dorsch is sitting shiva this week. Failed astronaut and screenwriter Chip Aldrin (Bill Fryer) floats into the Crews Nest to chat about NASA requirements, street people, and space sex.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com W...

Grant thanks strangers and is happy to play guest, Dorsch mourns and is sorry about the clicks and clacks and promises to not dip his microphone in his diet schprite anymore, and Leo is on the other side of the world working on a commission from the Prince of Narway to design the royal family's wedding attire. Swinging by the Crews Nest this week is Australian accent coach Timothée Biggums (Jonath...

We're off to the races folks! Leo is busy working on his next big project so Grant takes a last minute flight to join Dorsch and Billy the Science Filly in New York for the third leg of the Triple Crown. Put on your big big hat and place your bets for the race of the century!     Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com We're mostly on Ins...

Leo gets ready for Hagrid Summer and is not a dad, Grant works on his annunciation and loves it, and Dorsch is at the Preakness. Miniatures expert Norm Ee (Brendan Lorello) stops by the Nest this week on the way to his in-house shrine where he and the Crew talk about triplets, tally marks, and taking five.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast...

Grant eats a sand-sandwich-wich and remembers his sister Susan, you know, from CERN, Leo may be behind the death of a famous dancer and takes part in yet another experimental test, and Dorsch is at the Derby! Joining the Crew this week is deli meat master, Gregory Heinz, no, not Gregory Hines (Andy Bridges). Gregory and the present crew chat about gimmicky rideshare options, updated food pyramids,...

Uh oh! Leo has hijacked the airwaves again to bring you all another episode of his hit printer based show. In this episode, Leo sits down with retired Lexmark printer salesman Gruncho Munx (Ari Goldberg) to chat about family portraits, confusing movies, and reverse termites.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com We're mostly on Instag...

After this week's guest got in the wrong Uber and ended up at Dulce Maria's Sweet 16-Quinceañera-Bat Mitzvah, the Crew are left with nothing to do and no one to talk to. Luckily, the vault of unused content was left open, so Grant, Dorsch, and Leo sit back, relax, and pop in two of the strangest interviews you've never heard. Have a nice beak!   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can...

Grant definitely Back to the Futured himself and eats the wrong part of candy, Leo is a gangly gaunt weirdo and enters his Joker era, and Dorsch is MIA this week but we all know he is riding around the countryside on/with Billy the science filly. Explosives expert Blade Doorknock (Hannah Shifflet) blasts into the Crews Nest this week to chat about Weird Al's hair, Matt Damon fantasies, and the gre...

Grant gets tangled and takes a big gulp, Leo is the Hood Boy and plays a clip from his childhood, and Dorsch sucks and has a big unruly beard. The Crew gets shown around the Asylum Group's shiny yet deceivingly fragile new headquarters by resident sound engineer Vero (Bianca Carrasco). Along with their tour, the Crew and Vero chat about the source of #2 pencils, the great JAMP resume pit, and the...

Grant gets a new job to cope with his breakup and may have Back to the Futured himself, Leo meets a basketball superstar and is kinda funny, and Dorsch gets riled up and does comedy math. The guest this week got lost at sea so the Crew takes it as an opportunity to announce JAMP's new business daddy. That's right, Fantasticorp sold JAMP at what we can only assume to have been a huge loss to the co...

It is the middle ground between truffle farmer and woman wearing a big big hat, between fungus and tennis ball, between Geronimo Grampton and Detective Miller (Matt Hession), and it lies between the love of Grant's life and the depths of his stupidity. This is the dimension of ineptitude. It is an area which we call Leslie's Truffle Farm.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach...

Grant gets in hot water with Legal and shrinks the Dink, Leo eats forbidden lettuce and gets violently booped on the snoot, and Dorsch gets swoll(en) and goes clearance shopping. Joining the Crew this week is Plant Master Clorton "Chlorophyll" Phillips (Sam Goldberg). Clorton and the Crew chat about the Onion Union, the tragic story of Marigold Monroe, and cheap shaving products.   Questions, comm...

Grant has a shower thought and makes one thing clear, Leo powers through a power bar and provides acerbic wit, and Dorsch has a heaping helping of hay and is definitely dating a horse. No guest this week means the Crew gets a chance to catch up with each other. Together they mourn the loss of Leo's wide car drivers Hans and Gruber, learn more about Billy the science filly, and ponder if pets can t...

Leo makes an enemy and promises another's child, Grant gets drunk and loses luggage, and Dorsch is off on a date with his new science girlfriend Billy the science filly. Joining the Crew this week is Agent/Manager/Therapist to the stars, Tony Toothbrush (Colman Duggan). Tony and the crew talk biohazards, niche HBO channels, and the horrifying truth behind a certain trashcan dwelling Grouch. This e...

Grant goes a little too deep and springs a leak, Dorsch is confused and makes a map, and Leo is stuck in Moldova. Crashing into the Crews Nest this week is Celebrity Death Announcer, Waldo Skoops (JJ Moran). Waldo is here to break the story of the tragic spaghettification of Timothée Chalamet, but he and the Crew also chat about movie theater rituals and hanging out with people who look and dress...

Grant tries the soup and takes a compliment, Leo sneezes and pours a nightcap, and Dorsch is stuck in a reverse éclair this week. Dropping into the Crews Nest today is famed erotic fan fiction writer, M.K. Lilac (Sarah Dublin). The Crew and Ms. Lilac chat about Animorphs, scholastic book fairs, and the power of virginity. Did we mention Animorphs?   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You...

Dorsch goes ham on salami and dresses for a date, Grant questions the booking process and gets a vending machine, and Leo speaks German and settles for Yao Ming. Joining the Crew this week is Dry Ice Aficionado Horis Mapleroot (Zack Barker). Mr. Mapleroot and the Crew chat about science, syrup, and the truth about D.B. Cooper.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at...

Leo's griddle is toast and he gets twin printers, Grant invents time travel and sniffs out some shrooms, and Dorsch adds digits and eats dusty bacon. The aforementioned man of the future (George LaBour) joins the Crew this week to talk about the good old days. Based on most of the future information George shares, it becomes pretty easy to understand why he chooses to talk about his past, which is...

Dorsch orders lunch and wishes for kids, Grant spins off and doesn't talk about Bruno, and Leo talks to Alexa and has a great big wart. Stepping out of the shadows this week is Fantasticorp lackey Jason Karen (Ryan Gaul). It's been a while since Jason has made his presence known, so the Crew fills him in on what has been going on since then. Additionally, they chat about profits and prophets, incl...

Grant is the bearer of good news and wants boobs, Leo makes a charcuterie board and gets real wrinkly, and Dorsch is in the home country getting the cure for the Moosekrainian Flu. Joining the Crew this week is Barbera Applebottom (Haley Bronzino), the Historical Consultant on JAMP's new film in the REDACTED universe. Mrs. Applebottom and the boys talk about human aesthetics, cryptids, and the gre...