Crews Control

Grant is nerdified and drops his balls while Dorsch plays hooky and Leo battles the bulge. Joining the single present Crew member this week is a pair of "friends to kid actors" Decland Morris (Andy Bridges) and Sonia Jones (Bianca Carrasco). They all chat about the power of self-assigned NDAs, coping with Ugly Disease, and experimental youth serums.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? Y...

Grant breaks a trance and is a boob, Dorsch plans revenge and says no, and Leo is still battling his bulge. The Crew's Nest is visited by its first baby this week while JAMP is working on the new Baby Geniuses reboot.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crews...

Dorsch donates his body and CCs the CIA, Grant's voice is spot on and plays along, and Leo is battling the bulge. It's another returning guest this week! Timothée Biggums is back and he has new stories to tell. This time with less sting rays.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patr...

Dorsch makes a trench and wears away at his leg meat, Grant solves for Pi and is visited by a ghost, and Leo goes on sabbatical in order to traverse the outlands on an extended spiritual journey we are dubbing "The Battle of The Bulge". Rest assured, we will see Leo again. He just needs to come to grips with a certain new appendage first.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach...

It's about time! The Crew joins forces once again and travels back in time to fix not a printer, but a printer fixer in dire need of fixing. Along the way, Leo delivers a fatal high five, Grant suffers from time sickness, and Dorsch poaches some dino DNA. Special guest appearances by Al Gore, Dan Jay, and a certain Dubai based oil baron.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach...

Grant has a brain for radio and invokes the rule of threes, Dorsch goes bleu and waits on hold, and Leo is dealing with a wardrobe accident. Welcome to 101.4 FM, WJAMP. Now accepting callers! (No sheep were harmed in the making of this episode)   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Pa...

Its Leo's turn to cope with the state of things but luckily Grant and Dorsch are back in the Crew's Nest this week. Grant takes the lead on this week's episode though after Dorsch drinks some bad boba. The Crew inadvertently celebrates Thanksgiving with Farmer Graham (Jason Guss) and his harvest of flesh-toned squash.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscon...

Grant and Dorsch are still adjusting to their new old normal so Leo and Peaby pick up right from where they left off last week for yet another episode of Fixin' The Printer. This episode is Sponzored by Reverse Viagra.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crews...

There's only so much time travel one can handle before needing to take a break so the Crew will be dealing with Leo's newfound "reverse Midas touch" soon. While Grant and Dorsch reacclimate to their new old lives, Leo sits down with the leader of the collation coalition Peaby Wiggleworthy for another episode of Fixin' The Printer.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the cre...

But wait, there's more! Grant may have solved his temporal anachronism but Dorsch must have stepped on a butterfly when they were back in the past. The Crew now needs to traverse not only time, but also space, to put Dorsch's life back on the correct path. This episode is brought to you by 3D Purple Fusion buttons, "It's the button of the Summer!"    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You...

Four score and seven years ago our great-great-great-great grandfathers brought forth on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in quarantine, and dedicated to the proposition that all Crew are created equal. Now, Grant, Leo, and Dorsch are engaged in a convoluted trilogy of episodes, testing whether that podcast, or any podcast so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. It is altogether fi...

Grant and Leo are out this week so it is up to Dorsch to deal with an electrician from Swiftwater Electrics.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check...

Grant slashes prices and makes a yellow mess, Leo makes a false promise and trends on twitter, and Dorsch is off dealing with an "I now pronounce you Chucky and Larry Cheese" situation. Attempting to enter the Crew's Nest this week is famed lighting coordinator Damien Winters (Sam Goldberg). Damien and the Crew chat about road safety, proper counting methods, and bisexual lighting.   Questions, co...

Grant is afraid and naked and rates male chickens, Dorsch cancelled Batgirl and needs to go back to bed, and Leo leaves some voicemails and operates outside of basic hornyness.   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewsco...

Dorsch scratches an itch and monitors a party, Grant confesses and describes a cold soldier, and Leo opened a 7/11 brand chocolate bar only to find a golden ticket so he is off touring yet another factory.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We'r...

Grant and Dorsch sit down to record a completely normal episode of Crews Control.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woefully undermanag...

What if these guys got the job? Somebody really needs to fix whatever Grant did to the timeline...   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly on Twitter @PodCrewsControl Check out our woe...

Grant makes a call and gets blown away, Dorsch gets patched up and eats a dirty meatball, and Leo is off touring the Cape Cod potato chip factory. Rather than featuring a guest this week, Grant and Dorsch use this episode to announce the Crew's new Patreon that they would love for you to subscribe to. Also they make some phone calls to the Dyson corporation.   Become a Crewton for only $3 a month...

Grant wears a diet coat and talks before he thinks, Leo is cuckoo for cocoa puffs and sings an absolute banger, and Dorsch is out sick. Business partners Julian McNutt and Eddie Traygo (Bill Fryer and Andy Bridges) stop by the Crew's Nest this week to talk about waxing and taxing in the film industry.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmai...

Grant narrates and has two feet, Leo has radio mouth and is not immortal, and Dorsch is sound asleep in his own bed. The cast has gone home and so have the crew so what are Grant and Leo doing still roaming around the halls of JAMP after hours? And why does it smell like cookies?   Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an officia...

Grant begs for emails and makes a promise, Dorsch places an order and checks his multiversal map, and Leo is in Africa on the "Oscar Mayer Wienermobile Tour of the Serengeti". Yeah, it's real, look it up. Time is still broken but we'll get back to that eventually. In the meantime, the present Crew is joined by Spiritual Wellness Therapist, Jordan Mancini (Ben Cohen). Topics discussed include the l...

Another week, another set of wires crossed. Not sure how it happened but we hope you enjoy this rare inside look at the goings-on of Leo's lab.    Questions, comments, or the desire to chat? You can reach the crew at Crewscontrolpodcast@gmail.com Become an official Crewton by subscribing to us on Patreon at patreon.com/crewscontrol We're mostly on Instagram @crewscontrolpodcast Find us on slightly...

Grant is busy washing all of his underwear and Leo is on holiday, so this one is for all you Dorsch super fans out there! Left to his own devices, your favorite Moosekrainian discovers the Crew's recording devices have all been stolen! Not wanting to solve this caper alone, Dorsch opens up the CLUber app and books the help of the prolific detective Grayson Ground.   Questions, comments, or the des...

Welcome to Season 3 of Crews Control! Remember when Grant invented that time machine a few months back? Well, the ramifications of that event are finally starting to come to light. The timeline is fractured and the Crew is doing everything in their power (sort of) to right Grant's temporal wrongs. Somehow, even though there is no recording equipment in Hot Nuts, that's what the microphones capture...

Grant is incapable of shame and vows to un-Back-to-the-Future himself, Dorsch desperately needs a new chair and sounds like a little green alien, and Leo power rangers and makes an inadvertent callback. Welcome to the Big Crew2na! Can you believe it's been two whole years of Crews Control? We kinda can't! The Crew starts off by catching up with Willy Sweeny (George LaBour) before transitioning to...