Creme World

We're getting OLD. Welcome back to the podcast. This week I'm diving into to the year 2016 to remember all the things that feel like they happened in another lifetime. Frank Ocean's Blonde, Hoverboards, VINE. Simpler times. If you enjoy the show please consider subscribing wherever you listen and leaving a review. Follow me on instagram and TikTok @cremebrulee2d. Peace. 

Hey f-slurs it's another episode. This week I'm giving you my hottest current takes about sanitation and the internet. Then I lay out my platform on how we're gonna get instagram to feel like 2012 again. Don't ever miss an episode, I'll find you. Please subscribe to the show wherever you get the show and follow me on all platforms @cremebrulee2d 

Xaii and I discovered that we both had similar upbringings in the church and that led us in a lot of directions. A classic black adhd episode. We talked leaving the church, going on 4chan as teenagers, the relationship between black people and jewish people & everything in between? Idk listen or whatever. Please subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and follow me on instagram and tiktok @c...

This week we talk a bunch about Xaii's newfound friendship with 'Chatty G' and then he lays out a radical way to protect black people from white people. It's segregation, you already read the title. Please subscribe to and rate the podcast wherever you listen and follow me on instagram & tiktok @cremebrulee2d Sorry I missed a week, it'll never happen again (maybe). 

Happy Pride. Creme Bru-F***** here to talk about I figured out I was queer/nonbinary. I lead by talking about some shows I did this weekend followed by a rousing speech on artistic endurance. This one is pretty revealing but that's what Pride is about? Idk call the queer police on me or whatever. Please subscribe to the show and leave a comment/review if you enjoy the content. 

Everything in the title is true btw. It's finally here. Because of the universe aligning in a beautiful way Xaii and I were finally able to record a show together and so we decided to fully dish all our lore. This is also largely about Portland during the summer of 2020 and ensuring months of protests. Buckle up. Subscribe, like, allat. Love you. 

Helloooooo. Ok so obviously we are talking about my favorite white queen today, but before that I get lowkey emotional about being a parent. Real spill about my dad and what being a parent means to me and then we talk about what is objectively the greatest news story of our generation. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d and subscribe wherever you listen. 

It's our superbowl. This podcast mostly exists to commentate on the long shadow of the Drake vs Kendrick beef and today we got the juiciest cut we've been served in several fortnights. Join us as we figure out how the 3 new Drake albums make us feel and where we think they stack up in his discography.

Kind of a bonus episode. Xai and I will be back tomorrow to talk about the 3 drake albums but I couldn't stand the idea of being late with the show so I recorded a podcast while driving down to a show in Vancouver, Wa. It's a lil stream of consciousness at first and then I yap about literature. Thanks for listening, please hit the buttons. 

The New York Times named their top 30 living american songwriters and I took offense because they did not seek my input. Well, the failing new york times can't silence me any longer. I present my list of the top 30 living american songwriters (of the past 30 years). Enjoy. Subscribe to the podcast, follow me @cremebrulee2d, and tell me what I got wrong. 

Nba goofball Klay Thompson cheated on hall of fame baddie Megan Thee Stallion and two n-words with checkered pasts are here to smoke newports and yap about the patriarchy and how weird dudes online are. That's the whole hour, I actually think it's one of the more interesting conversations we've had bc it's unfortunately extremely vulnerable. Please leave a like and subscribe an...

I brought my laptop and mic out for a full week on the Seattle comedy circuit and hit five rooms, recording the sets and then jumping in my car to give unfiltered, immediate notes on what happened while it was still fresh. Across the week, I’m workshopping bits, trying new tags, trimming the fat, and doing whatever it takes to make audiences laugh. You’ll hear how a “solid” joke changes when I twe...

Happy 4/20. In honor of the high holiday we relive our youths and recount our experiences with every drug we’ve had the pleasure of taking. Guess which one of us took Mescaline. Yeah you nailed it, but this is still worth a listen because somehow this is also a conversation about parenting. Please subscribe to the show and leave a rating if you enjoy what you’re partaking. 

It’s the podcast Chanel for the podcast Van Cleef for the podcast. Hey it’s the new episode. Chatting some various TikTok microdramas & cyberbullying at large. Then I talk about the way onlyfans has changed my experience on instagram and social media writ large. Tap in. Subscribe. Clean up after yourself omg.

Hey hot stuff it's another episode of Creme World. This week Xaii is back to talk about the unrelenting stupid story of Pooh Shiesty kidnapping Gucci Mane. Then it's J Cole vs LaRussel in the corny n-word olympics. Maybe other stuff too, idk hit the big subscribe/follow button please. And follow me on social @cremebrulee2d

This ones for the real heads, that's right it's a classic 'talking' episode. Strap in as I walk you through all the thoughts I had on my spring break trip to Florida. The full spectrum of media is addressed. Film, TV, music and I even reference a BOOK. Holy consumption. Thanks for listening please leave a review and allat. 

Xaii didn't get to make fun of Jack Harlow so obviously.. We also use that topic as a jumping off point to talk about artists who are authentic vs "culture vultures" and how it is some culture vultures make great art and some "authentic" artists are kinda mid. As always please like and suscribe. Love you. 

Jack Harlow is not the guest btw. But he does have a new album and said some things that got people upset (RACIALLY). I also give my final thoughts on love is blind season 10 and drop my mount rushmore of Disney Chanel stars. If you're in your early 30s this ones for you BABY. Please like the show and leave a rating and review and subscription and give me a hug kbye. 

It's an oops all Atlanta episode lowkey. We talk the recent kinda rap kinda instagram beef between TI and 50 cent then Luke Kornet (derogatory) vs the Atlanta Hawks. Then we spin the block on the BAFTA situation because surprisingly we still have takes. Ok subscribe to the show and follow me on social @cremebrulee2d love you 

It's a music episode dagummit. I'm talking Baby Keem, Charli xcx, Joji, Don Toliver, Charlotte Day Wilson & MORE. SEND ME SONGS. LISTEN TO THESE SONGS. Ok love you please leave a like and rating and allat. 

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BLICKYS. TONIGHT WE WILL BE HANDING OUT SOME VERY SPECIAL AWARDS INCLUDING BEST BLACK MOVIE, BEST TRIUMPH OVER WHITE PEOPLE & BEST SLANG. PLEASE PUT ON A SUIT OR EVENING DRESS BEFORE LISTENING. HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH. #BLICKYSSOBLACK

Happy Black History Month. I mostly talk about black people stuff before diving into the newest season of the most prestigious reality show dynasty of our time; Love is Blind. It probably won't make the black history archives but it's contributions to denigrating the white race can't be ignored. Follow me on social @cremebrulee2d + subscribe to the pod and comment and allat. 

Your classic me and Xaii Y A P P I N G. If you don't like that then LEAVE. JK we do tackle some heavier things after explaining the balloon popping videos to white peoples. Please subscribe to the show and like the show if you enjoy the show. Follow me on socials blah blah blah I'm tired fr fr fr. 

Should you take it seriously? Did chatgpt write it? Did he even need to apologize? Ok obviously yes but the rest of the questions will only be answered if you dare to listen. Also some yapping about teenagers on the train and why instagram social justice is categorically DUMB. I love you. Subscribe please or whatever. 

It's still 2016 week somehow. Idk it's been 10 years since what is considered by many to be the last great xxl freshman class, so we're here to reevaluate the first decade of their respective careers. We also fit in some Sinners & Kai Cenat discourse. Extremely black millennial episode it is what it is. Leave a like and review and subscribe and I love you.