Creature of the Night

Britney Spears was arrested, and the transcript is disturbing..... is Britney a victim of Monarch Programming?!?! (all signs point to yes) slide into the DM's and let me know if you've been dancing the whole day?? @elfymama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's TUNA SANDWICH DAY..... which means it's time for the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. slide into the DM's and let me know what films are unauthorised documentaries about your life? @elfymama PS. watch Tom Green's world first MULECAST PPS. listen to TRAINWRECK 'Episode 99' and see what all the fuss is about Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's the REJECTED NEWS!! and Macauley Culkin has regrets about playing a corpse... Britney Spears' arrest transcript is WHACK, and Gavin Rossdale needs someone to rub both nutella AND ice-cream on his chest whilst he sings shirtless in the rain.... but most importantly.... COREY FELDMAN broke a toilet on a plane??! and has a new song that is surprisingly f*cked up and disturbing... slide into the...

do you ever just sit back and think about the sex lives of cavemen?? (maybe you should)... and do you also think about the multitude of ways in which you can desecrate a corpse? if the answer to either of those questions is YES, then you need to find a stranger on a train and celebrate BEFORE SUNRISE DAY....(it's a lifestyle) slide into the DM's and let me know if you find seasonal allergies sexy?...

it's the REJECTED NEWS!! find out how to spot an AI posing as a human in your day to day life, BOO THE MONARCHY! and NEWSFLASH!! the world's richest cat is broke!?! slide into the DM's and let me know if overly expressive eyebrows are a huge red-flag to you?? @elfymama PS. hit that shakespeare pipe on a saturday night and watch the anti-corey podcast JIM & THEM Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/p...

It's EARLY AF!!!! which means Rach is awake (gross!) and on high alert for ancient pathogens and microscopic amoebas that could kill you... slide into the DM's and let me know if you would like to do the weather and/or traffic report @elfymama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dr Yecats & Bill Chowder (who are definitely doctors...) are here to discuss the concept of citizen scientists, and the lengths that one will go to in order the see the majestic grace of a whaleshark...(and ignite within with you the salty wet flame of adventure!!) tangents include but not limited to: dolphin dicks! ancient primordial beings! and honorary Doctor degrees... Slide into the DM’s...

Did you know it's Dracula Day on May 26??! so Rach has come up with some ideas on how you should celebrate the Prince of Darkness..... tangents include but not limited to; breaking news regarding COREY FELDMAN, slurpees, and the reasons why Jonathan Harker is a little bitch... slide into the DM's @elfymama and let me know if you would like to be imprisoned in a sex dungeon with lesbian vampires??...

In a world first, Rach raises the dead (for a podcast) in order to ask MICHAEL JACKSON some very important questions regarding COREY FELDMAN tangents include but not limited to: the trials of choosing your own headstone, the DANIEL JOHNS REAL ESTATE NEWS, an upcoming OnlyFans subscription service, and a really crap song performed by EDWARD FURLONG... slide into the DM's and let me know if you thin...

COREY FELDMAN has been making egregious claims about Michael Jackson! AND he's dropped some new music!! (so stop what you are doing right now and listen up).... tangents include but not limited to: sex symbols doing OnlyFans at 52 years old, THE REJECTED NEWS, and important updates regarding THE MOON that you need to be aware of.. slide into the DMs and let me know if you would prefer to be Lestat...

once again, Rach has been forced to get up early and record THE MORNING SHOW... (gross)....tangents include but not limited to: sharks on cocaine, The David Lynch Weather Report, and the pitfalls of being struck by lightning whilst using the phone.. slide into the DM's if you are a scientist who studies the art of jizz-physics @elfymama PS. RIP Pinchy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

Will makes an appearance to talk about the (worst) zombie movie ever made.... THE ZOMBIE KING!!! (starring Edward Furlong and Corey Feldman)... tangents include but not limited to: how to survive a lice infestation, the reptilian overlords (respect!!), and a multitude of apocalypse scenarios.. slide into the DM's and let us know what you think the budget was for this crap film @elfymama PS. watch...

Rach has some REJECTED NEWS for you this week, and COREY FELDMAN updates!! but most importantly... apparently there's a Basic Instinct Reboot in the works !??!! which means Rach has been sitting around writing a script for this esteemed project (just in case Joe Eszterhas can't find his way out of that paperbag..) slide into the DM's and let me know if you are interested in being part of a polygam...

Humans: (shouting) "we love you!!".... The Moon: "why are you so obsessed with me??" slide into the DM's if you are also on-board with the idea of sending Nickelback into space ... if anything, just to see Ryan Peake dressed up in his sexy astronaut outfit.. PS. Lycan Subscribe if you are a werewolf who feels personally victimised by the moon @elfymama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mo...

If you accidentally got drunk and slept with a co-worker, Rach has some tips for you! ... tangents include (but not limited to) wearing bras to red carpet events, booing the monarchy, and the long awaited return of SEVEN DEGREES OF COREY FELDMAN.. slide into the DM's and let me know where you want to be buried? @elfymama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rach has been forced to get up early to record The Morning Show..(and she's not happy about it) .... tangents include but not limited to: very important corpse news, the traffic report, the weather, and celebrity morning routines... slide into the DM's and let me know how much ritualistic chanting is too much chanting first thing in the morning? @elfymama PS. watch some waterslide fails PPS. then...

Rach is discussing the best movies about taking drugs!! tangents include but not limited to: Leonardo DiCaprio's early career appearance in an Erotic Thriller of the 90s, ways to traumatise your children so they never strap hashish to their body and try to smuggle drugs out of an airport, and the dark history of the song Lux Aeterna from Requiem for a Dream... slide into the DM's and let me know i...

Rach is up late, and doing her part for saxophone players who need jobs... tangents include but not limited to: Britney Spears' mugshot, we're going "back to the moon" apparently... depraved schemes to make sure you don't marry a cheating manwhore, and justice for rats!!! slide into the DM's and let me know if you can suck on your own toes?? @elfymama PS. watch newly sober Joey Mac from New Kids O...