Crazy for Swayze

Merry Chris Kattanmas once more! This time brought to you by Me Undies. We gather around the dining room table to begin a rewatch tradition with Danny & Pickle, and mostly just try to have a nice podcast. Look out for Part 2: Q&A, coming soon! 

Song and Brother Expert Carmel Liburdi joins us to dissect the 6-Song Unofficial Swayze EP. We rediscover what we should have always known: Swayze was a mediocre-at-best musician (at least until the Violin Tapes are released)

Swayze is BACK and more beastly than ever. We're back on our bullshit, thinking fondly of North & South, and singing silly songs. Featuring a list of the top three (?) pantsuit wearers, and the complications of wearing matching outfits for your job. 

Princess expert and sister, Michelle Troia, joins us for a truly horrifying Cinderella story where Robe Lowe is Misogyny the Man and Jennifer Gray is horny for objectification. This is Fashion Corner: The Episode, and features a litany of shoes and a memory of The First Celebrity Sex Tape. Michelle joins the ranks of our guests who don't want to be found.

"On the post-9/11 scale - a scale of 9 to 11 - what would you give this movie?" Steve Guttenberg fumbles his way through a terrorist attack and somehow makes it out alive. Featuring a Lake of Fire, JUICE, C. Thomas Howell, and Bishop Hobo-with-a-Shotgun

Guest host Danny Bolterstein brings us a truly unhinged movie and leads a mostly-unhinged episode. He guides us through a movie that's surprisingly relevant to our recent coverage, Including discussion of Beast Boys, prosthetics, fake commercials, and RoboDude. We love it! And finally: TOMMY! IF YA GOT MONEY HIT US UP GREMLINS 3: DAWN OF DESMOND: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fnwXgLbjeA

Bud Koltys - our dystopian wasteland expert - joins us to discuss a freaky-deaky Dutch guy, surprise kisses, Robococks, and reverse Oedipus complexes (AKA Saturn eating his children). He also informs us of the composer: Basil Poledouris, who is Swayze adjacent in his own right. For reference, Directive 4: "Any attempt to arrest a senior officer of OCP results in shutdown." There is no video or aud...

We're joined by vampire expert and tall, strong woman Jo Burke to talk male feminists, trash TV that makes you gay, and TWIN PEAKS. Today we answer the ultimate question: is Buffy the Vampire Slayer a Marxist text? 

Before the music, Josh completely misunderstands the episode synopsis. Vince is a Beast Boy. Swayze DOES AN ACCENT. We nominate Ol' Ronnie as the inaugural recipient of the Nobel Prize for Jerk-offs; Josh should have nominated himself. 

Pull your trench coat out of the closet and get ready to take both pills. In this week's Swayze Adjacent installment, GENDER IS A MATRIX. Plus, the return of RAD OR BAD DADS and ROBOT RACISM with our BLACK CLOTHES and ASS-KICKING SPECIALIST: ALICIA MASSEY.

After 60 episodes we discover that Vince doesn't necessarily understand our patented Swayze Scale. 

All Cops Are Beasts in this week's episode and the first installment in our coverage of Swayze's last television project. Big Breaking Bad vibes.

It's the end of an era. In this episode, Vince forgets his uncle's name, but tells us how much DVDs should cost. Josh makes questionable financial decisions about said DVDs. Both hosts sing, again. Bent finally gets what's coming to him. The KKK is defeated. And everyone lives happily ever after. OR DO THEY? Stray Notes: 1) james Read AKA George Hazard and Robert Wagner AKA Cooper Main are both st...

Strap on your dancing shoes and dance yourself to the bank because today, you're Patsy Swayze. Your son is a world-famous dancer and actor and you trained him yourself! His wife is beautiful and also a glorious dancer! The year is 1988 and you're going to take the major Dallas area by storm! And, MORE ON THIS: Foxes are small members of the family Canidae, which also includes dogs and wolves. Also...

Nicole "Pickle" Fritz - our resident woman expert, Female Body Inspector, and agent from the Department of Executive Ass - joins us in an examination of the important questions poised by this shameless sequel. What is a Road House? What do lasers taste like? Why can't Josh escape the Black Lodge? This episode includes a plot synopsis for Taika Waititi's Hunt for the Wilderpeople (2016) and passabl...

We hate this Ja Rule music video starring Detective Fitzpatrick Swayze, featuring our first-ever recorded vocal harmonies. How Ja Rule is Vince; more than 50% or less? And finally, Vince and Josh sing a semi-impromptu little diddy about Senator Mitch McConnell

Your intrepid hosts make their first foray into the Raimiverse and witness another baffling accent from our Swayze-adjacent (and 3/4 faceless) leading man: Liam Neeson. He honestly looks a heck of a lot like Hayden Christensen in the new Obi-Wan series. This episode contains excerpts from our coverage of Next of Kin (1989) and a listen back to our old fuzzy soundboard

Your intrepid hosts and our Coin-Flipping Expert, Danny Bolterstein, get swindled by the English dub of a Spanish-language kids' show with questionable messaging

The real 70th Birthday Boy was the friends we made along the way

Join us for another installment in everyone's favorite series! Josh and Vince & Ashton and Bent are back on their bullshit

Patrick Swayze's prequel to The Mummy, but minus the mummy (maybe?). This episode is sponsored by the concept of dabbing THC concentrate

Matthew "Call Me Dad" Marshment joins us for the remake of a Swayze Classic, and to offer his opinions on Mount Clemens, male bodies (#thiccboistatus), and sick whips! Then he blows our minds with a galaxy-brain take on propaganda films. This is really Goldilocks Jones episode. Corrections: I missed a bonus point, so that's TWO bonus tracker knives. Also, John Mathis and John Milius are different...

Writer, director, and star Lisa Niemi reminds us to always leave room for Sting

Welcome back to the Civil War: Reconstruction Edition! It's a weird episode all around with mild to severe racism. Now, let's all watch the Nanny! By the way, the piano was invented around the year 1700. #thatboatisslickasaduck #girlboss #robocop2

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