Crazy for Swayze

Recurring Guest and Expert Alicia Massey joins us once again in the Wayback Machine to watch The Worst Show of Its Time: The Renegades. Swayze and company go to jail (and enter a time vortex) while Eagle's old probation officer makes some cash on the side. Scanlon and Marciano drop the ball and blow everyone's covers. No Points Broken in this episode. MICROCHIPS!

Disgraced writer and caretaker Jerilyn Jordan joins us on a road trip to Milwaukee so we can meet our estranged son, JGL. Don't forget to take your pills and bring your clip-on sunglasses! Jerilyn loves it. Josh loves it (outside the normal range of human emotion). Vince loves it. Watch it on FreeVee.

Welcome back to the first and only Patrick Swayze podcast! The Swayze Boys are joined by Advertisement Expert Steven Fischer to nail down The Renegades' exact placement in 1983 ABC Friday Night Death Slot. Swayze does a Point Break that's more Fast than it is Furious. The remaining Renegades join a gang that works for a British car salesman (?), stripping cars for parts that he sells at his dealer...

Ian Spratt feels the brotherly love as we return to Papa John's Pinball and Marinara Emporium. That's right, it's NEXT OF KIN (1989): a film about brothers, violins, and "hillbillies." Plus, some bonus superhero talk! (Note to the listener: We almost included Greg Allman's "Brothers" song as the outro but it's really no good and also way too long)

Returning multi-hyphenate expert Jo Burke returns to kick off a Renegades rewatch. This time we're doing it one at a time and giving each episode its proper examination. Featuring: not-so-old-timey racism, weird copaganda, and commercials! Sponsored by The DVD Lady.

Equestrian Expert Madison Vogler joins us once again, and this time we're horsing around. We watch Swayze's Segment of Hollywood on Horses, then get hooked by some Tammen-focused content. Artificial Intelligence is a motherfucker. Patrick Swayze | Hollywood on Horses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXnflgOwixs&t=2s Patrick Swayze & Tammen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byR4ZSQxW54

Michael Mann expert - Andrew Snyder - comes equipped with FACTS and schools the Swayze Boys on possibly the greatest action film ever made. Vince is anti-Italian and Josh can't enjoy anything good. Andrew breaks one of our unspoken podcast rules. We bid a fond Vaya Con Dios to Point Break Month.

Tom Cruise pushes his meatball self to the limits in this spy snoozer that is decidedly not a Point Break. Is Ethan Hunt undercover or just clearing his own name? We're.... unclear.

Racecar experts Tim and Michelle Troia (also Dad and sister, respectively) join us down at Neptune's Net for a lesson in family and sick whips. This is the Point Break remake that we all deserved. Did you know that they also called it RACE WARS? Also, according to some dude on a forum, assuming it was a full load: $1,248,000

WE DID IT! The SWAYZE Method and The Beast return, as do ads for Tubi and Johnny Mnemonic. Vince plays the theme live. Josh slurs after seeing too many new shirts on Gary Busey. Sugar gliders are a sore point for Danny, who brought a pocket full of factoids. Then Pickle tells him to wait in the car.

Mike Smyth joins the Swayze Boys in a trust fall of epic proportions. I'm going to tell my kids this was Point Break. "You Are An FBI Agent." - Johnny Utah, to himself in the mirror

Welcome back to Danny and Pickle! Two weeks in a row! The Swayze Live Shoe Crew loves Advertisements! Swayze promotes PBR, Kurger Bing, A&W, Mountain Dew, and Orange (cellphones?). We promote only two things. 1) Crazy For Swayze Live: POINT BREAK at [the venue formerly known as PJ's] Lager House, Wednesday August 2nd at 7PM (FREEEEEEE). 2) Tubi. Come! Hang out with us! Get yer Meatball Subs and Co...

Danny and Pickle return to pop Danny’s Dirty Dancing cherry. The Bret Michaels Dick-o-meter Dirty Dancing Sexy Scale returns to guide us through the episode. Featuring Danny’s Swayze impression and Josh’s We Are The Union impression. A very special episode even without our host, Vince Troia. Pickle is on Letterbox at the_nightwitch and Danny is on Letterbox at buttwipejones.

Vince forgets to introduce our guest and Nazi-punching expert Jo Burke, but does she really need any introduction? Swayze considers this hard-to-find flick to be his most important work, but we think it looks like an European Hallmark movie. Context is everything, and director Joshua Sinclair (of the Dinosaurs' Sinclair Family) doesn't give us enough.

The Swayze Squad solves Red Gauntlet and the Swayze Boys solve copaganda. Good riddance to bad dads.

Katie Foster returns and brings along her husband, Danny Foster, for our first annual rewatch of the drag queen classic: To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newar. Then, tragedy strikes.

Alicia Massey and Jo Burke return and help the Swayze Boys discuss a questionably Swayze-Adjacent film that tickles us to our core. Alicia reveals her middle tooth. Roger Ebert reveals his prejudice. Josh tries his best to promote our prior episode. Guy Pearce is fully unhinged.

Vince tells Josh about a core memory. Josh shows Vince a baby photo. 🤠🤠 + 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑 X 200 = ❤️🔥😭

Eric Ketchum joins us to return to the film that started it all; the film we swore we would never watch again. We talk Cinema vs Film vs Movie vs Theater and also Little Meatball Tom Cruise. Josh doesn't know how to pronounce veneers, but does know how to pronounce Emilio Estevez. We forget to talk about bisexual lighting in the matte painting scene. Otherwise, not as gay as we originally hypothes...

In the penultimate episode, Swayze reluctantly builds a team of Renegade Feds to protect himself from the encroaching Red Gauntlet. In other news, Vince watched Eraserhead for the first time and "it was creepy as all hell!"

It's Beasts all the way down on another episode of BEASTCAST! Meet us down in Charles Corner to ask the important questions: Is The Chain of Command a pyramid scheme? Who controls the police? Will we ever begin GOT HAM: The Harvey Bullock Story?

Fever Dream Expert Mallory gets zapped into existence by the Skatetown Wizard and is drawn into our podcast euphoria. Swayze plays the Big Bad in this one, but at least he doesn't sexually assault anyone

Choose your high-stakes poker caricature and ante up - it's another episode of BEASTCAST. Red Gauntlet and Macedonia reveal themselves to us while Swayze and his intrepid sidekick play a high stakes round of Werewolf. Featuring: The Chain of Command, Roseanne, and Deep State talk.

"Nothing can kill The Grimace." Featuring View Askewniverse Expert Nick Rorick.

Keanu Month concludes with everyone's favorite romantic fantasy drama. This is a movie that had us asking WHY? until the very last frame. Keanu and Sandy are together again! But ARE they?