Crazy for Swayze

The Weishaupts, Allison and Kyle (Boondock Saints experts) join the Swayze Boys for an exercise in drinking, smoking, and talking shit about Harvey Weinstein. Interventions and interjections abound! Wherein we debate ultimate evil, Kyle is wrong about Keanu Reeves, and, for some reason, Josh finds himself sympathetic to the plight of Mr. Troy Duffy. This episode is sponsored by our Lord and Savior...

Jo and Mal, Ireland and Leprechaun experts, respectively, join the Swayze Boys on a magical adventure to the mystical land of Ireland. Randy Quaid (for some reason?) stars in this romantic drama alongside some period appropriate CGI and also Whoopi Goldberg playing A SHAPE-SHIFTING GOD-CROW (aka The Banshee). It's kind of indescribable, mostly thanks to the length of the media in question. This ep...

The Bolterstein Brothers, Danny and Mike, bring their brotherly expertise to the film we've all been waiting for: the Troy Duffy masterpiece known as The Boondock Saints. Danny flips his opinion on the movie before we even watch it thanks to the miracle of brotherhood. Mike casts Ru Paul as Willem Dafoe. Vince has questions about Lepre-commerce. Josh is accused of begin The Sicko. Troy Duffy: call...

What better way to round out Ghost Month than with a second rewatch of the Swayze classic? Immediately following their joint Valentine Date, the Swayze Boys and their beautiful partners jump on-mic to react to Ghost on the silver screen. Jo reveals a life-long night-terror. Josh misunderstands props. Vince refuses to understand ghosts or their physics. Mal offers a reasonable explanation. The magi...

Shane Stroud [aka The Haircut] and Andrew Snyder [aka Andy the Shirt] join the Swayze Boys [aka Vinnie Two-Toes and aka The Baby] to close out Ghost month. This shit is right up our respective alleys. Reject tradition and embrace the New Flesh. This episode is sponsored by Tubi (the ads aren't that bad!).

The Swayze Boys team up with Mr. Bathroom of The Future (and part-time Ghostbuster), Tim Allen, and cross the streams. Having closed the portal to Gozer's homeworld, they are free to talk shit about Troy Duffy, cigarettes vs vaping, and dabbing a sticky Slimer. This episode is sponsored by Tubi. Dan Akroyd: call us.

Kara and Zach from Oddity Shop bring their supernatural expertise to the the Swayze Table while we revisit another Swayze classic. Sam Wheat is a man made entirely of red flags, including his ripped but not-so-hunky sleazeball of a best friend. Tony Goldwyn sweats buckets while Demi Moore does very little except cry tears from each eye individually. Whoopie wins an Oscar. And Swayz does some over-...

Remake Expert Mike Smyth brings his appreciation for Japanese culture to the Swayze Table. Ultimately, we all enjoy this gender-swapped version of the Swayze classic. Get yourself a forehead kiss.

We close out The Renegades rewatch with fellow Swayze Superfan (and Equine Expert) Madison Vogler. The Renegades join a band and save their Cop Daddy from his arch-nemesis. For some reason, we recorded this episode before all the others, which will be immediately evident upon listening. Enjoy our final recording from the old studio! This episode is sponsored by The DVD Lady.

Vince isn't very good at math, but that doesn't matter on The Floor with Rob Lowe! This show is better than The Masked Singer (enemy of the show), but Josh invents one even better.

Danny Bolterstein rejoins the Swayze Boys for another episode of everyone's favorite Lowest-Rated Primetime Drama for the '82-'83 Season. Brion James is a robber who takes hostages, including a young Wizard. Swayze and The Renegades are mostly useless, as are the ads. This episode is sponsored by The DVD Lady, and, as always, Tubi. Also, Bigfeets!

New year, no gimmicks. We're doing it the old fashioned way with a throwback to an early Swayze role. In this made-for-TV movie, Swayze plays a straw-man hard-body, forcing a past-their-prime motorcycle club out of retirement. We learn that the olds have always hated the young, and Swayze teaches I Dream of Genie about The Implication.

Recurring guest Pickle Fritz joins The Renegades gang for ..... the best episode of the series? We compare types of copaganda and determine that some people are TOO DUMB to like The Wire. This episode is sponsored by The DVD Lady. AND THE THORNBIRDS!

Josh's chosen family - Mallory and Bud - join the Swayze Boys for their annual Christmas tradition. We dive into the depths of the West Edmonton Mall and the Swayze Psyche. Swayz is a bad dad and children save the day! Featuring discussions of The Suicide Machines (hindsight being 20/20: Vince was wrong about their label. They were on Hollywood) and Bret Michaels.

Heather and Ryan Deliso join the Swayze Christmas Gang for a Seth MacFarlane-led trip to Christmas Past featuring Don Swayze himself. It turns out that SNL and everyone's favorite Family Guy have similar sensibilities. Vince gives Josh a new binder featuring a Patrick Swayze collage and also a Tammen x Swayze trading card. Here's to another Crazy Swayze year, y'all.

It's a Christmas miracle! Shoe expert Tiffany Marshment and Dad, Matt Marshment, join the Swayze Boys for a terrible movie but a lovely Christmas. Thanks to Rob Lowe and and dumb song by a Christian band, we watch a Hallmark-quality movie about needing sick kicks to get into heaven. Listen to this episode or else Jesus won't let you in!

Doctors Alicia Massey and Jerilyn Jordan join the Swayze Doctors in a bizarre movie-length Christmas Odyssey through the marriage of Doctor Tom Cruise and Wife Nicole Kidman, as told by Doctor Stanley Kubrick (known weirdo). Dr. Alicia reveals her middle tooth for the second (or third time) on the podcast. Dr. Jerrilyn tells us how it feels to talk to men. Dr. Vince pitches an Oliver Stone x Dr. S...

The Christmas Season has begun, and Bill and Moe (from Do'in Great With Bill and Moe podcast) come bearing gifts of physical media. Santa is a really bad guy, but at least he didn't kill himself. Featuring the return of the Christmas Scale and a new Christmas Theme!

[ALTERNATE TITLE] The Fugitive: No Country For Old Corn. Jo Burke rejoins the Swayze Boys for yet the final installment of No Swayz November 2023. She forgets that this movie is a sequel, but it doesn't matter. Our favorite Second Degree Swayz Bro hunts Wesley Snipes across the country while the latter attempts to clear his name. Robert Downey Jr. also reappears, sans Australian accent, and prompt...

Fellow Swayze Boy Danny Bolterstein joins us for another installment of No Swayze November. Featuring: Josh's famous elevator pitches, Danny's famous contrarianism, Vince's famous hosting skills, and an occasional kazoo. We try to think really hard about a movie that might not need much thought, and end with a BRIEF discussion of what this movie seems to be saying about (TRIGGER WARNING) sexual as...

The Swayze Boys pull the switcharoo on Shane Stroud and present him with a movie that HE recommended to us. Jeff Bridges is a grizzled, secretly-Irish bomb squad veteran, and Forest Whitaker plays his replacement: a hot-headed rookie. Think: Speed meets Saw with Tommy Lee Jones playing a classic Batman villain complete with a titled lair. The Swayze Boys and the film both somehow avoid in-depth di...

One of Dan Stover's favorite movies is No Country For Old Men, which makes him the perfect guest for this installment of No Swayz November. Nobody is a good guy in this movie or real life. Javier Bardem plays a spooky monster long before Mother! Woody Harrelson sweats buckets. Tommy Lee Jones talks about his dreams as an accurately cowardly cop. Dan brings a literature-based perspective. Vince can...

Steven Seagal Expert Jim Margle helps us kick off No-Swayz November with a look at a man who is Swayze's diametric opposite. Busey chews the scenery in drag while Tommy Lee Jones plays a silly little Joker. Vince lays out the facts, Jim gives us the context necessary to evaluate this film's confusing messages, and Josh confesses to be a patriot at heart. Featuring a list of Steven Seagal's many cr...

Anne Oakley joins the Swayze Boys on a quest to solve the Fear/Love Spectrum and sort out exactly what this movie is trying to say. We mostly dive past formerly-tread territory and talk about what it was to be a teenager, refuse to rank the evil nature of this film's villains, and give sound advice about whether or not you should take your prescribed psychiatric medications. With that said, "Go aw...

"DON'T OPEN THE MAIL." Buck (Whom Likes to Fuck) screws up Swayze's prison romances and the hunt begins for the crazy broad who sent him a threatening tape. Twists and turns ensue! The Swayze Boys admit past mistakes. Jo reveals her legal name and other dark secrets. Jake don't know shit about TUBI.