Crazy for Swayze

Start the new year out right and prepare for the craziest and the Swayzest film thus far. Rock, Paper, Scissors : Punch, Kick, Gun : Bolt Cutters, Chicken Wire, Beer Bottles. Swayze is The Cooler, your humble hosts play a drinking game, and you - Dear Listener - decide which of us is dumber.

Merry Chris Katanmas! Swayze and three kids wander around an enormous mall while encountering different versions of Santa and mostly failing to shop. Tim Curry is in this movie! Is this the Most Christmas movie of all time?

CRASH-WATCH. Swayze plays Rad Dad in a movie full of horny teens just trying to have a good time

Were dragons in the Bible? Where do saints come from? Did this movie steal its plot from Shrek? These questions and more, ignored, on this week's installment of "We Watch It So You Don't Have To!"

Bust out your roller skates and call your favorite wizard/DJ - it's time to SKATE-FIGHT: The Masked Skater VS Swayze

Color Month concludes with the Most American Film of All Time! Swayze leads a gang of child soldiers against an imagined Communist threat. We we wonder how grenades work

Who is America? What are explosions? Why are omens? What's up with Meat Loaf? These questions and more, answered! Color month continues

Color month continues! Imperialism is bad. Art is good. Why is war? What is minimum wage? In this refugees' tale from the "Forgotten War," Swayze acts the part he was born to play: America

Ray Liotta, Eddie Redmayne, Forest Whitaker, and Jessica Biel Crash into each other. Two of them have sacks of cash, and two of them are poor. One of them dies, and one of them wants to die. We have no idea the workings of strip clubs or color theory.

Patrick Swayze plays the most disgusting villain of his career. When does a multi-level marketing scheme become a cult? Where did that jet turbine come from? Why was this movie so influential to us? We search for meaning and answers in Baby's First Art Film

Swayze and his mod squad are blackmailed into helping the cops entrap a variety of criminals. We get distracted by gang fashion, Houston-metro commercials, and the return of Brion.

Swayze and his real-life wife get busy in the African desert while battling the threats of the subterranean sand-people and post-apolcalyptic warlords. We focus on logistics and Brion.

Liam Neeson and Swayze avenge the murder of their brother, Bill Paxton, in a movie that has some preconceptions about Italians

Swayze and Melanie Griffith take a road trip to meet Joseph Gordon-Levitt

We play Spot The Genie and Swayze plays Dad in a movie that's.... better than it sounds

Swayze plays White Savior in the midst of a workers' revolution against Indian Marlon Brando

A nonsensical cross-country whodunnit that completely ignores the question of Our Hero's innocence

We find comedy in a family drama about Our Hero seeing his sister naked and nearly fighting his dad

Hi! Welcome to the world's first and only Patrick Swayze centered podcast. If you're joining us on the date of release, go ahead and wish our hero a Happy 69th Birthday! Our goal is to chronicle the filmography of Patrick Swayze in an effort to understand what makes something The Swayzest. Join us in our journey through cinematic history, while we navigate the highs and lows of Patrick's career. T...