Crash & Flow Podcast

The guys talk about a crazy catfishing story that involves lupus, boredom, a married couple, and Charlamagne Tha God. They also get into John Oliver slamming Jay Leno, their favorite small versions of big dogs, and a nutty episode of Snapchat's relationship show called Second Chance where a suspicious girlfriend sets up a trap to catch her boyfriend cheating. https://setup.fm/s/oLtyUD

Yasin and Syed talk about the horrific sex lives of ducks, their fear of dying while in the shower, and trying to harness the motivation of a samurai. They also get into funerals with arrows, the crazy courtship of Bowerbirds, and Syed shares his skippydeedoo mindset.

Crash and Flow's Head-Nerd-In-Charge (H.N.I.C) joins Yasin and Syed to review the rather enjoyable Captain Marvel. They chat about what's really inside a flerken stomach, young Nick Fury, and quickly trace the confusing Tesseract timeline. Grab your nerd notebook people! This episode will get you ready for Avenger's Endgame!

Yasin & Syed talk about the early comedy years in New York and the incredibly charming show: The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. They also chat about mixed feelings around racoon fur, an LA serial dine & dasher, and how a fox sighting can change your life. https://setup.fm/s/oLtyUD

Yasin & Syed chat about J curve vs S curve spines, Tyga being dragged out of a party like a toddler, and the Fyre Festival. Yasin shares the story of the first time he attended a high-school party and how similar it was to Alessia Cara's song "Here" & Syed lets slip his surprising in-depth knowledge of the Backstreet Boys.

Yasin and Syed chat about a terrifying Netflix show called Dirty John, how to haggle if you find yourself in Mauritius, and how Psy showed 100% commitment to his art by yelling at butts. Syed shares a story about a kid named Nigel who, after moving from England to Texas had to join a gang of misfits to survive.

Yasin & Syed talk about the dark side of the internet, crazy rooftopping videos, and a leopard attack in India. Yasin goes on to share a list of his weirdest persistent fears and Syed tried to find the funny in each one.

The always entertaining Shaz returns to the podcast to chat about a tiger attacking his kid with pee, eating until you hate yourself & forced playground marriages. The guys also talk about a crazy wedding in Markham that featured a lion almost eating some kids & the lengths they'd go to listen to music when they were young. This episode is a crazy one! Studio setup: https://setup.fm/s/oLtyUD

The talented and thoughtful Razeem chats with Yasin and Syed about how the development of rock music differs from that of hip-hop and how that informs his creative process. A process that allows him to create his unique sound, blending the large sound of stadium rock and heartfelt hip-hop. He also gets into his love of creating music specifically to be performed live and how the lessons he learned...

Yasin and Syed chat about the terrifying surreal art of H.R.Giger, the unseen creatures in Bird Box, and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. They also talk about M Night Shyamalan's road to redemption, a night terror episode involving a fire, and Kawhi Leonard's new house in San Diego.

Yasin and Syed chat about the early days of movie piracy, NinjaVideo, and Winamp (the music player that is said to whip the Llama's ass). They talk about John Oliver's episode on college basketball, the outrageousness of Gumball 3000 and the perils of being poor and having the name Maximillian. https://setup.fm/s/oLtyUD

The lovable and entertaining Hamid Malik chats with the guys about surviving a school where the teachers beat the kids, a near death experience in a bus, and how a fight broke out over deodorant while playing basketball. They go on to talk about reconnecting with a former bully, the importance of drinking milk in Pakistan, & Hamid, being a new dad, shares his stories about raising a kid that has n...

Yasin and Syed chat about disappointing bath bombs, the Raptors, and why they can't watch football highlights anymore.  They also list off all the things that made them tear up. The list includes: Dobby from Harry Potter, the movie Lion, when Naruto saved his village, and the show called This Is Us. Studio setup: https://setup.fm/s/oLtyUD

Writer and stand-up comedian Hisham chats with Yasin and Syed about the time he set his Mom's kitchen on fire, the Toronto Comedy Brawl, and war stories from his time at Winner's. They also talk about volunteer work turning into child labour, joke stealing, and Sir Ben Kingsley. Follow Hisham: IG: https://www.instagram.com/hishamkelati/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/hishamkelati?lang=en Setup:  htt...

Yasin and Syed chat about the awesome VR game called Super Hot and playing boardgames where the teams are Elder Millennials vs Younger Millennials. They also talk about a 6-time concussion survivor, odd pet peeves about spatial awareness, and Tom Hardy's new dark and gritty show, Taboo.

Yasin and Syed do a show-and-tell session of a groomsman kit (from Crash & Flow regular Eric!) and chat about being the weakest player at a Smash Bros party. They unbox their "23andme" kits, talk about the high possibility that they have some Mongolian genetics and Tariq Mosque's legendary Friday burgers.

Yasin and Syed chat about inadvertently getting a psychotherapy session while receiving a massage and Michael B. Jordan's depression after his role as Kilmonger. Syed talks about Steven Rinella's new cook book that has instructions on how to cook squirrels and Yasin talks about his plans for self care December. Studio setup: https://setup.fm/s/oLtyUD

Yasin and Syed chat about bad sport parents and reminisce about the early days of digital piracy where they used LimeWire and Kazaa to make that perfect mix CD. They also talk about buff animals, The Rock's newest show, and the video games they spent the most time on growing up. Syed tells one of his many school fight stories and Yasin recounts the time he hit someone with an apple (accidently…)....

Yasin and Syed do one of their favourite things and go through a list about animals. This time it's about scary animals that thankfully no longer exist. They go on to talk about embryotic learning, the terrifying Ball-Cutter fish, and Hassan Minaj's new Netflix series: Patriot Act. Yasin explains the agreement he made with centipedes and Syed goes on a horse poop rant.

Yasin and Syed discuss the terrifying story of an Australian kid becoming paralyzed due to a brain parasite from a slug and why they don't believe the official story. They also chat about "The Count of Monte Cristo", their favorite revenge movies, and come up with a list of the top 5 trade skills you'll need to survive in the zombie apocalypse.

Actor, writer, and stand-up comedian Foad HP returns for another awesome episode. The guys chat about the risks that come with telling edgy jokes, what happens if you threaten your English teacher with a plastic fork and martial arts movies. Foad talks about his time as a writer for "This Hour Has 22 Minutes", the best way to throw your elbows, and how the movie American Psycho is actually a comed...

Yasin and Syed talk about their favorite Disney movies, the monumental let-down of the show Lost, and the Vin Diesel and Rock beef. Yasin breathes a sigh of a relief after finding out that Micheal Buble did not quit the music game and Syed explains his sad relationship with Toys"R"Us.

Yasin and Syed chat about going to juvenile detention for being late to class, erupting volcanos, & Halloween in the ghetto. Yasin tells a story about his friend getting robbed at a dispensary and Syed explains how he can feel the presence of ghosts and what not to do in a roman candle fight.

The Crash & Flow nerd crew assembles to chat about the surprisingly not-horrible Venom movie. They go on to talk about who should have been casted as Carnage, the Disney – Fox deal and Yasin goes on a furious rant about the current state of Star Wars.

Yasin and Syed chat about wearing flip flops on date nights, getting sprayed by an elephant, and Mo Amer's newest stand-up special: The Vagabond. They go on to chat about LeBron James' barbershop interview with Drake and Syed finally talks about the time he played tennis semi-professionally.