Crappy Anime Showdown

(Sung to the tune of Toxic) Have you seen MARRIAGETOXIN?! Well we have and it honestly was a lot different then we were led to believe in almost every way. And honestly the same can be said about the Banksy wannabe/she-don't-wannabe Eren the Southpaw. All in all a pretty good showing of anime.

They say if you put a milli0n monkeys in a room with a million typewriters, they will eventually write a Tale of Two Cities. Well what happens when you put one male scientist in a room with and average looking female Chimpanzee? You get a Humanzee and an anime called the Darwin Incident. Then we have Needy Girl Overdose, which really should be named Needy Girls, Overdosing because it is a lot dark...

This was probably our hardest selection yet. We really didn't have much to choose from, so much so that we went off script a little and used a different streaming service. So hop on in and buckle up for a wild ride.

VINDICATION!!!! That's right. I absolutely called that the one show should not have moved on as it was just baiting us. Which show you ask? You are going to have to listen to find out on this season's finale!

We are nearing the end of this season and in this semi-final there are two very strange anime. One is about the real side of being a pop idol. The other is about what its like to be cast out of the hero party as a slave and then to become one of the good slave owners. So there you have it. I hope this episode lets you enjoy any of what I just described.

Counting beans and having sex to cure magicule sickness runs rampant in the Bean Counter. While Death games are being played, yet I see no food on any table since episode 1 is what we see in Shiboyugi. Other than that you can expect the same old anime slop.

I have never watched an anime that lied so hard in its premise than I just did with Oedo Fire Slayer. I do not believe they slay a single fire in the first 3 episodes. They just recruit members into the jankiest group of firefighters I have ever seen. Tamon's B-side is about a K-pop Idol dealing with the real life struggles of being famous and we see it through the perspective basically his fan cl...

Ouran High School Host Club meets Vampire Knight vs Yaoi Japan Isekai. That's all there is to say. Enjoy

One of these anime is what I believe Mark Zuckerburg wanted the MetaVerse to be. The other anime is what the world will be in approximately 10 years or so. Both are very depressing. Both were hard to swallow. Both must be talked about.

A horror anime aimed at teaching the point of view of the fear of children goes up against some lady whose power is opposite day. Both anime try really hard to convince you that their story is deeper than it really is. Both anime fall flat on their faces. Let us dig in to which one has the potential to go off the rails.

Another season. Another selection. Another 8 chances for these anime to either disappoint us or wow us. This is the time where we see if there are anime or anime-not. Regardless of the outcome, we will be here. Watching. Waiting. Hoping for something sufferable. And you will b e here too.

Can Scarlett punch her way to the very top, or will the rookie duo of a woman and beastman, topple her at the finish line. We have fisticuffs galore vs very awkward attempts at romance. We are just glad that this is the final, because believe it or not, these two actually deserve to be here. Now let us see if we can finish strong.

It's Amoongus time everybody! AWE delve deeper into the world of an Among Us style game turned anime where all the characters act too much like they are in one without ever acknowledging that fact. And to wash that bitter taste out of our mouths we get to see a woman of noble birth beat the tar out of pretty mush every other noble ion the land. Man is it fun to see her hit people that deserve it.

This week the winter blues have come home to roost. We have finally hit the valley that we seem to hit every season, so we can at least be thankful it took this long. WE get 3 more episodes of a beastiality RomCom as well as 3 more episodes of a man going through a midlife crisis, trying to recapture his youth. Listen to see which one we are forced to move forward with.

Listen. I understand that Gnosia is a game all on its own. It probably has a fanbase and maybe even a following online. However, to me it is just Among Us 2: Anime Bamboozaloo. This anime is really just one long cutscene from Gnosia, as none of the characters are interesting, and they keep bringing up in game topics, such as roles, as if it were a normal topic. Magical princess on the other hand i...

You ever see those memes online where everyone just comments the joke is porn? Well Hands Off is the physical incarnation of those memes. The anime just wants to be porn but is not brave enough or is really catering to horny teenagers I guess. Meanwhile Tojima is a passion project by someone who clearly loves Kamen Rider. The problem is I don't know any of the source material so most of it just go...

These anime both disappoint us is opposite end of the spectrum ways. It hits even harder considering last weeks episode. We get to choose from literal bestiality and an anime so boring I honestly have removed it from memory. I wish both anime could be sent to the shadow realm, but alas, one must move on. Join us in our despair.

I know this may be bold of me to say but I believe May I Ask has a chance to go down in the CAS Hall of Fame. The English Dub of this anime brings everything to life in the best worst ways possible. The other anime is just so meh that it isn't worth mentioning. This episode is peak for sure.

IT's Selection day again! Just in time following a really good finale last season! There are some big hits this season so listen and see if you can guess any!

Another banger of a finale is headed our way. A comfy cat related homage to horror movies is up against teenage girls trying to bowl their way out of being executed. One lures you in with cute and cuddly virus cats, while the other sets up a medieval bowling premise and knocks it down in the best way possible. You are going to enjoy this!

Who would've guessed that a bowling anime could be this accurate about bowling while still being absolutely nonsensical. Its like Home Alone meets the PBA. Then you have Watari Kun doing Watari Kun things for better or for worse. He is out there just absolutely doting on his sister way too hard. That's anime for you!

ZOMBIE CATS!! ZOMBIE CATS!! ZOMBIE CATS!!!! The return of the cat Virus tries to defeat a man who cooks and looks intimidating while others around him either envy him or try to off themselves. Two very strange anime!! Only one will become victorious! Who will it be? Listen to find out.

These were the best of anime. These were the worst of Anime. A true Tale of Two Cities. A twist on an old classic where a cat is the zombie virus. It goes up against a Deadman Wonderland knockoff. If either of those interest you, then you will be excited for this episode!

Another very interesting week. A hero, a wolf and a baby decide to duke it out against a boy with a very unhealthy relationship with his sister. I feel like the Anime community is the only place you can say that and have people understand what you are talking about. Which, honestly, is probably a little sad. Anyway, enjoy!

What i am being told is that Uglymug is going to turn the Isekai genre on its head at some point during this season. What i also know is that Outcast is the right amount of whiplash. So which one is actually going to move on? Not sure. What i do know is it's a fun listen.