Cox n' Crendor Show

The gift that keeps on giving, gives us one more thing. And it's most likely herpes. Yes, of course we're talking about Florida. Also Crendor shows us all the beauty don'ts that make you go from geek to chic...or whatever the hell people think Cosmo does.

Do you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.

Tuesday is here once again, and in apparently Jesse lived through the weekend. Although Crendor may have had something to do with, since nothing else happened. Although they did watch more Storage Wars. Also Crendor analyzes why cute things make you want to cuddle them to death.

Today, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

It's almost the weekend and Jesse and Crendor are back with some beauty tips for the ladies to help catch your crush's attention! But along the way they get lost with the help of their GPS and end up at another creepy Japanese "hotel". That and all the awful Chicago accents imaginable!!

Do you hate having fun? Do you like to sleep in the nude? Do you dream of being sexually assaulted by Oprah? WELL THEN THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! Sleep deprived Jesse and tired Crendor are back for a Wednesday spectacular.

So the weekends over, and I bet it went by so fast. Well today the boys tell you how to managed your time better! Also they create a legendary football team and shoot down the Death Star - with Bear hands and a Monster Truck.

Jesse and Crendor are once again thrown back into the world of bullying. This time it's even touchier than last time! We await your angry letters! Also they boys reenact "Breaking Bad" if it took place in Canada, start a war between North and South Dakota, as well as talk about why K-Mart is the King Kong of stores. Oh, and Brazilian hookers.

Do you find yourself constantly updating your facebook status? Well Jesse and Crendor explain why that is, and why you need help. Also Jesse finally reveals he is in fact 80 years old, and Crendor tells us which cities have the worst traffic. Spoiler: Jesse questions the science behind it.

It's Wednesday and in honor of a a horribly misspelled day, they spend far too long talking about Wendy's. Also RG4 returns and Crendor actually start writing his book. In other news, the guys discover foods they used to love no longer exist and worse, Jesse is trying to win an award :P http://shortyawards.com/jessecox

Today the boys learn what makes comedy funny, or at least try to figure out why everyone is laughing at them, not with them. Also Jesse ate some bad chowder and RG4 is back again to make Jesse laugh so hard he nearly dies. Oh, and news n' stuff.

It's that awful monday after a long string of holidays. Sure you've got to go back to work, but we're along for the ride today with more nonsense. Today the boys talk about their love for the mysterious 4th member of the Black Eyes Peas, why Americans think fat is fun, and of course Greg Jennings. Also we may have just come up with an amazing idea for a podcast. You know, besides this one. Video L...

Guy Hero returns to lead us through a look into the mind of a mad man. Besides going into Crendor's brain, we talk about the friend zone and read an article that might help you get out of it. Love Books and Tombstone quotes a plenty!

In a world where corruption and evil rule. Where the criminals and police are one in the same. The country cries out for a hero - GUY HERO. Also they talk about Tarantino movies and girl power!

Do you like Jimmy Buffet? You won't after this show! Also Jesse and Crendor make English and then proceed to tell you how NOT to get sold into sex slavery! It's a new year, with the same non content.

Uranus moves into your love sector this week as Jesse and Crendor explore heavenly bodies and astrology for the new year... or... at least A year. Also the boys talk about what they did with their week off - spoiler: Jesse becomes a casual racist.

Turns out the end of the world didn't happen, so it's back to work today! Don't worry, one day the Robots will rise up against us - just give it time. Then you can finally tell your boss where to shove those TPS reports. Also Jesse analyzes Crendor's dream.

Today on the show, Jesse and Crendor discover the Mayan Robots one weakness - breast fondling. Also, do you know what a "fupa" is? We don't either, but we talk about it. And lots of rapping. LOTS OF IT.

It's Wednesday, only 2 more days til the end of the world! And what better excuse to get out of those awful holiday parties with family. Although, if the world doesn't end, we have some tips to help you deal with those nosy relatives who still want to know why you're single. ...and if you aren't single, get single quick, we need dates!

Attention unaware self obsessed morons! This show is for you! Also Jesse and Crendor delve far to greedily and far too deep into the world of the McRib. Once you hear 10 "facts" about it - you'll never want one again.... or in Crendor's case, go out to buy one right away.

On today's episode, Jesse and Crendor discuss the hobbit, Robot co-hosts, and of course a discerning look into the new Cosmo article about S&M. This one's for YOU, ladies.

Jesse n' Crendor are living the dream.... a dream controlled by Matrix Robots! Also, did you know there are bad gifts that you can give people for Christmas? Seriously!? Sometimes people don't like what you give them! Also the boys wax philosophic.

12/12/12 It's an important date. That's why we won't discuss it. Also we learn just enough about Crendor's past to understand his inability to pronounce simple words. Oh, and did someone say "science rules"?! Well...besides Bill Nye...

It's Tuesday, or as Crendor knows it: "The Day of the Twos". Also Jesse and Crendor learn what women look for in men, as well as how to beat a dead horse.

It's Monday, time for a whole new week of workin' for the man! While you may not like it, just make sure you don't act like the subject of our first story. Turns out people need to re-learn the golden rule. Also Jesse and Crendor pontificate the finer points of Maury.