Cox n' Crendor Show

In this episode the boys promote their new patreon http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor as well as learn why Crendor would rather stay in an Ikea than travel the world. Also, a girl crawls through a doggy door naked.

Cox n' Crendor are back! Now with more kid parties, sexualized potatoes, ridiculous hats, movie reviews (GODZILLA SPOILERS), and the return of FLORIDA MAAAAAAAN!!!!

Jesse returns from Peru and Crendor discusses the future of the podcast. It's all good news people.

Jesse and Crendor return for another episode that quickly goes off the rails before descending into a rant about Star Wars and Asian Tween Girls.

It's out super duper one year anniversary, thanksgiving, black friday mega 90% off super sale episode! Did you know Alaska was a state?! You will now! Also find out what crazy people do with goat heads!

We're back! From outer space! Turn that frown upside down and enjoy another "exciting" episode of non-content from Jesse and Crendor! Today the boys discuss Japan's sex problem, the return of Florida Man, and much much more!

We're back! The boys return with dreams of bigger things - like Australian musical instruments, wordly McDonalds food, and other randomness. You've asked for it, so now take a big ol' helping of Cox. ...and Crendor.

Sorry for the technical difficulties - but the episode is finally here! ...and it's a good one ;) After the news from Cleveland about the kidnapper, Jesse comes up with a solid theory to prevent all future crime - BLAME VIN DIESEL. Also Crendor lays out 5 questions you should ask on every date.

It's time for another Cox n Crendor! This time we head south of the border to talk about our love of Cinco de Mayo, or more importantly our complete lack of knowledge about it. Jesse solves a mystery and Crendor warns of impending biblical plagues. All this and more on Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

Welcome back to another enchanting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today we delve deep into sorority life and find out what makes the fine ladies of delta nu or siggy saggy (that's one right?) tick. Also, the boys discover that picking up hookers is actually pretty easy and fame, isn't all it's cracked up to be.

The future is coming. And the boys discover most of is revolves around Jesse's attempts at getting a robot sex slave. Also, room 237 is discussed even more, since everyone loves a skiing Minotaur. And finally Crendor annoys Jesse with his damndable sound machine. Why? BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT!

We're back! And we explain why the long absence! So leave our inboxes alone! In this episode Jesse discusses being a famous celebrity, and then being put in his place for even thinking it. Also they create an animated series about coins. Yep. Coins. WE'RE BACK BABY!!!

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head? Jesse has, except he doesn't quite know the lyrics so he made up his own. Also the guys go on a treasure hunt to find 1 million dollars and you can too! And it wrap it all up, we take a look at the world of calorie counting and how you're all doing it wrong.

So, Jesse and Crendor saw a movie. And they want to share it with you. And it might take up nearly the entire podcast. But trust us, it's totally worth it and not something stupid like a movie about a talking cat who helps an old crazy man and a retired pron star fall in love.

After a well deserved break, Jesse and Crendor return with stories of their time in LA. From the rich people mall, to watching bad movies, to....watching more bad movies.... ALSO, we learn the legend of Molasses Mike! Finally Jesse tries to teach the world a lesson about "being the cool kid", but Crendor craps all over it.

It's Monday! Time for another week of Cox n' Cendor! Say, have you ever had a crazy dream? Have you ever had a crazy dream..... ON WEEEEED?!? Also Crendor lets us know all those health tips you've learned over the years are totally wrong, and Florida man returns!

Have you ever wondered what kinds of names people from around the world are allowed to give their children? Have you ever said "I wonder what the worst name in America is?" No? Well, after today you will. Also Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about old age and discover their shared loved for Canadian super sport Curling.

You've heard of Guy Hero. You're witnessed the power of The Grey Storm. But now, we introduce a new hero! FLORIDA MAAAAAAN! With the power of twitter and stupidity! Jesse and Crendor follow Florida Man's wild antics from the Atlantic to the gulf of Mexico. Speaking of Mexico, Crendor finally gets Mexican coke! Also we give love advice, cause we're so good at it.

Happy Valentines Day! In honor of the special day, they start the podcast off by talking about Doritos.... don't ask. Then Jesse tries to see if Crendor and you the listener can tell the "differences" between RPGs and Florida. Then we wrap up with stories of people complaining about Valentines Day - because no one every seems to have a good one.

Helllooooo Monday! Cox n' Crendor are back from a short break to brighten your day and make all your sadness go away! ( Our lawyers advise us that this may not actually happen) Today Crendor discovers something called Squishables and falls in love with them. Jesse mocks him mercilessly. Also the boys talk about water for far too long and help YOU live longer so you can make up for time lost listen...

ALOAP BE PRAISED! On this episode of Cox n' Crendor the guy discuss their old favorite from way back when "Mike Diamond" as well as update you on an important breaking news story, Then they proceed to offend everyone.

For the first time since their psychic powers became known to man, Jesse and Crendor return to the air waves to discuss why they are the greatest sports analysts since sport began. Also they discuss the AMAZING Puppy Bowl IX. But, the show isn't all American sporting events - we also talk about the amazing Cookie Monster robbery and why India is similar to Disney Land. Related Link: http://i.huffp...

Today's show is a special one. You know, "special". Crendor manages to drive Jesse nuts with his talk about hippo candy, while at the same time creating an entire new character "Mc Rough". Then the boys talk about the future of football, and it's amazing. Also, what does your desk say about you? Besides the fact that you're lazy. All this and more! Related Link: http://www.trbimg.com/img-5106759e/...

In order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota!

This week Jesse and Crendor are on the prowl for some hot co-eds in need of a sugar daddy. We come as a set. Also hold on onto your butts, we're going back to Florida! That, and Jesse "reviews" Hansel & Gretel. All on this exciting Monday episode.