Paul Allison and Michael Blanche
Cows and Effect
Welcome to this occasionally mildly interesting farming podcast (it's a science podcast), hosted by award winning podcaster Michael Blanche (200m swimming badge 1978) and not-yet-not-a-real-doctor Paul Allison. We talk about recent research into soil, pasture, cows and sheep. People say that it's the podcast they didn't know they wanted or needed, and they definitely didn't ask for it. It's sometimes a bit sweary (not the big one). It's fine. Cows and effect sounds like cause and effect. It's a play on words. That's funny stuff. Warning: Following legal advice the listener should be aware that...
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Paul Allison and Michael Blanche
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May 25, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 12. Cutting corners, a funeral and he can't remember more than one name at once. 25.05.2026 2:40:33
A momentous episode listener; it's the last of the first series of the cult science and farming podcast Cows and Effect. For a while anyway. We are mulling over a second series (TBC). Look out for some occasional "Meet the Authors" episodes over the summer. We'll be monitoring the email address cowsandeffectpodcast@gmail.com , so drop us a line; maybe suggest some topics/questions for Series 2. Yo...
Episode 11. One job, identifying roadkill, and he had to go and live in London. 30.04.2026 1:43:56
Sorry, sorry, sorry. We were a couple of days late getting this one out. It's a busy time of year and Michael found it difficult to fit in all the preparation and research that he needs to do to for the podcast. You wouldn't believe the number of distressed listeners that messaged us, asking if we were OK. So, what to say about this one? We were brilliant on the first take; 45 minutes of pure gold...
Episode 10. Winnie-the-Pooh, the c**tosphere, and a big box of explosives on the other parachute. 24.03.2026 1:10:27
Sorry about this one listener. Calving's started, Paul's been busy with "contract work" and we just didn't get the work done to put out a proper episode with research papers and all that. We did our best and had a good old chat. Think of it this way, it's probably not as bad as the "difficult fifth episode" and it's still free to air. We promise we'll do better next month. The next two episodes...
Episode 9. Mr Tickle, a cloud of low energy photons and Tom Cruise is going to come round and punch you. 26.02.2026 1:40:01
Howdy, yee-haw and yippee-ki-yay buckaroos. Get your ears on, because we're headed west of the Pecos for the rootin' tootin' episode 3. of Lab Rat Jazz Club, where things are fixing to get plumb loco down in the lab. Hot-diggerty-dawg. As usual, there's the odd cuss word, but not the big one. Here's the link to the paper, but listen first and read after. Link to Dr Eren's fine research paper. Her...
Episode 8. A pirate, a confidence player and everyone's right; animals are complicated. 28.01.2026 1:32:15
Happy New Year listener. Eight episodes in (hard to believe for many reasons) and it's a bit different this month. There's absolutely no big swears; there's a few mediums, but not the big one. And also because we talk about lots of research papers addressing two subjects; small cows and short tails in sheep. Listeners to Michael's "exceptional value" Pasture Pod Patreon channel will have heard abo...
Episode 7. Folk dancing, pocket meat and the Malmo shipyards. 25.12.2025 1:45:15
This festive episode comes out on 25th December 2025, so Happy blooming Christmas listener. If you're anything like me, the morning so far will have been; 1. Put the turkey in the oven around 06.00 hrs; 2. Check round the stock, 3. Get back to the house in time for a late morning snifter, 4. Check how the turkey is doing, 5. Turn the oven on, 6. Explain that Chistmas dinner is running late. There...
Episode 6. Free honey, a faraway look and a copious flow of mucus. 27.11.2025 1:06:43
Hello listener. How's things? You'll be relieved to know that this episode is much shorter than the last one and really delivers on the science. Yes, that's right; back by popular demand, this is the second episode of Lab Rat Jazz Club and, this time, we hear about the work of the brilliant Professor Smith (he's the best, Paul loves him). The main paper; Smith, M.L., 2014. Xxxxx xxx xxxxx xxxx...
Episode 5. Chain drives, mushroom tea and a professional. 29.10.2025 1:45:06
Edith Piaf - Non, Je ne regrette rien Where to begin listener? Well, you could begin about 45 minutes into this unfeasibly long episode, because that's how long it takes to get to this fascinating research paper and it's 45 minutes of your life you will never get back. Salomon, M.J., Demarmels, R., Watts-Williams, S.J., McLaughlin, M.J., Kafle, A., Ketelsen, C., Soupir, A., Bücking, H., Cavagnaro,...
Episode 4. A fun guy, a great judge of character and a very interesting three years drawing moss. 24.09.2025 1:12:32
Do you like your agricultural scientific research sumarised in easily digestible form or described at length in mind numbing detail? Oh, OK, nevermind; how about this then? Have you ever asked yourself what happens to arbuscular mycorrhizal fungal mediated phosphate supply when stressed plants stop supplying sugar-like carbon molecules to the fungi? No? Seriously? Nevertheless, buckle up and welco...
Episode 3. French cigarettes, the Motown joke and there's someone Scottish that's really annoying me. 28.08.2025 1:01:55
Bored with multi species pastures episodes? Welcome to North America dear listener and a research paper that is definitely not about multi species pastures (although they get a mention in the intro). No spoilers, but it's proper science done by proper scientists. As well as the science, Michael reveals that he is a High Noon guy, Paul admits a life long obsession with Katy Jurado and Black Cat dis...
Episode 2. Farmer jail, the first rule of ecology club and carry on with your dull stuff. 31.07.2025 1:21:35
We're staying in Ireland for Episode 2 and talking about a research paper that looks at four different pasture types (permanent pasture, perennial ryegrass, a six species mixture and a twelve species mixtures) under grazing. They measured yields, nutritive value and how plant species persisted and it's all fascinating stuff (it helps, if you keep telling yourself that). There's more. Paul cries at...
Episode 1. Five billion, there's no snakes in Ireland and an upside down graph. 26.06.2025 1:13:42
Episode 1 dives into the science with an Irish research paper that looks at the yields of multi species pastures (along with the various different plant species that go into them) at several levels of Nitrogen (including zero). Which grasses work best in different systems? Why bother with Plantain and Chicory? Which plants drive yield? There's some chat about ewes and Red Clover and there's a sme...
The Prologue; contract work, wild animals and he knows who he is. 26.06.2025 43:08
Michael and Paul introduce themselves and explain why the world needs yet another farming podcast (it's a science podcast). There's bits about their farms, the other stuff they do and how science works and, for no obvious reason, a foray into the world of arbuscular mycorrhizal fungi. Here's the link to Frank B. 1885. https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00572-004-0329-y Link to the ori...
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