Cowpunchers!

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly directed by Sergio Leone and starring Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef. Episode Roundup: SABATATHON '24 gets off to a solid start! The Cowpunchers highly recommend that you drop everything and watch this movie right now. They also recommend that you don't go out and get hit by a train. Mel presents her PhD thesis on this movie's costumes. A...

Blazing Saddles directed by Mel Brooks, and starring Cleavon Little, Gene Wilder and Slim Pickens. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are bombarded with hilarious gags. Amy can't remember the main character's name. Mel researches some references that went over our heads. Stu writes to Hollywood and asks to bring back the intermission.

Badland directed by Justin Lee and starring Kevin Makely, Trace Adkins, and Mira Sorvino. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers delve back into the depths of the worst movie they've ever seen only to discover...that they were WRONG. Mel admires the landscape of Kevin Makely's abs. Stu embraces the madness. Amy thinks we just weren't ready for this movie in 2020.

A Cowboy Christmas directed by Jeremy Drummond, starring Brenna Coates, Teagan Vincze and Brennan Martin. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are tricked into watching a non-western. Stu gets nit picks the cookie math. Mel is offended on behalf of Hallmark movies and recommends you watch a much better one. Amy posits that the sister is a secret murderer. What is Cole hiding under that hat??

For our 100th Episode the Cowpunchers discuss aspects of the genre, what makes a Western great, and watch every Western movie made before 1900 (at least the ones we could find). Mel won't get you the big knife. Stu gives a sober history of the saloon. Amy wonders if the movies we watched on this episode were truly Westerns or just current events of the 1890s.

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford directed by Andrew Dominik and starring Brad Pitt, Casey Affleck and Sam Rockwell. Episode Roundup: The Cowpuncher watch nearly three hours of cowboy ASMR with bits of movie sprinkled in as a treat. Mel finds the narration unintentionally hilarious. Amy refers to Jeremy Renner exclusively as Hawkeye, and has trouble with the bro-code. Stu...

Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter directed by William Beaudine, and starring John Lupton, Narda Onyx, and Cal Bolder. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers get pedantic. Amy uses complex Non-Euclidean Geometry to explain the romantic subplot. Mel is holding out for a himbo. Stu observes someone's kink.

Billy the Kid versus Dracula directed by William Beaudine and starring John Carradine, Chuck Courtney and Melinda Casey. Episode Roundup: For our spooky Halloween special, the Cowpunchers discuss inappropriate ways to look at things. Pat takes umbrage with the inconsistent vampire lore. Amy is confused about how doctors are educated and hopes cryptid lore is included in the curriculum. Stu sends a...

More Dead Than Alive directed by Robert Sparr and starring Clint Walker, Anne Francis, and Vincent Price. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers attempt to adequately describe how big and tall Clint Walker is, but ultimately come up short. Amy advises you to not taunt unhinged young men with firearms. Mel is convinced Anne Francis is a time traveler. Stu comes up with a last minute Halloween costume.

The War Wagon directed by Burt Kennedy, starring John Wayne, Kirk Douglas and Howard Keel. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers reccomend you watch another movie. Stu posits that a train would be a more economical option. Amy forgets that train robberies exist. Mel fixes the movie by setting it inside Westworld. Stay to the end to hear a letter from a listener with some bonus 3:10 to Yuma facts!

3:10 to Yuma starring Russell Crowe, Christian Bale, and Ben Foster. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers want to know where Charlie Prince buys his jackets. Mel has valuable advice on where to store your high explosives. Amy says what we're all thinking, "Hey, $200 is $200, am I right?" Stu seriously doubts the medical accuracy of this movie.

3:10 to Yuma directed by Delmer Daves and starring Glenn Ford, Van Heflin and Felicia Farr. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers beg Mark to shut his mouth. Mel's eyebrows are living their best lives. Stu exhausts his thesaurus as he comes up with new names for Contention City. Amy critiques the heavy shots at the saloon.

Two Mules for Sister Sara directed by Don Siegel and starring Clint Eastwood and Shirley MacLaine. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers revel in hearing Clint Eastwood say "ass." Mel tells the story of the largest rosary she's ever seen. Amy proposes using an exploding Bible as a weapon. Stu describes his ideal career; doing nothing.

I Am Sartana, Your Angel of Death directed by Giuliano Carnimeo and starring John Garko and Frank Wolff. Episode Roundup: This episode is bursting with fun surprises! Stay till the end to hear a lovely letter from a lovely listener, our world famous geography quiz (that Mel and Amy forgot to do on the last episode) and at the very very very end... Stu attempts to read through the show notes for th...

The Telegraph Trail directed by Tenny Wright and starring John Wayne, Duke the Wonder Horse, and Frank McHugh. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers watch a movie that was as lazy as it was racist! Seriously, it was a wagon full of slurs paired with about 25 minutes of stock footage. Amy demands the release of the "scooch cut." Mel builds on the theory that "Fellowship of the Ring"...

The Treasure of the Sierra Madre directed by John Huston and starring Humphrey Bogart, Walter Huston and Tim Holt. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers talk delicious Texas peaches, what happens when you give a coot some gold, and that the true treasure was the friends we made along the way. Mel posits that this may be the prequel to Silverado, and advises you to not get bit by a gila monster. Amy pro...

Ringo's Big Night directed by Mario Maffei and starring William Berger, Adriana Ambesi, and Eduaro Fajardo Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers observe several subplots go out in search of a main story arc. Mel is so upset by observing numerous and flagrant equine safety violations that she calls Horse OSHA. Pat is viciously and mercilessly assaulted by Foley artistry. Stu moderates an intense dis...

Old Henry directed by Potsy Ponciroli and starring Tim Blake Nelson, Scott Haze and Gavin Lewis. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers watch the Western version of John Wick. Amy makes a lot of Pokémon references. Pat teaches us about cowboy guns. Stu is shocked by Chekov's Hogs.

Our first "Best Of" Episode! Enjoy this collection of our favorite jokes, gags, and bits from the last 3 years! Mel rants about Kenneth Branagh. Amy laughs hysterically at a list of stuffed horses. Pat gets mad at poor firearm/banjo handling. Stu observes a weird dinner. Episodes included: Arizona, Badland, Sabata, Shanghai Joe, Shakiest Gun in the West, Sabata Revisited, Sabata the Kill...

The Mark of Zorro directed by Rouben Mamoulian and starring Tyrone Power, Linda Darnell and Basil Rathbone. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers gleefully return to Caballero night! Mel and Amy enjoy men's fashion. Stu doesn't believe this is a western at all. And finally -- Justice for Chihuahua! Send us a note at CowpunchersShow@gmail.com!

Django, Prepare a Coffin directed by Ferdinando Baldi, and starring Terence Hill, Horst Frank, and George Eastman. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers continue their search for a Terence Hill movie that isn't obnoxious so that Amy can be freed from the fey realms! Stu incorrectly identifies Django Reinhardt as Spanish (he was Belgian). Amy observes Terence Hill collecting men for his ghost army....

Meek's Cutoff directed by Kelly Reichardt, starring Michelle Williams, Bruce Greenwood and Paul Dano. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers detail all the places you can get lost in and die in America to this very day! Pat posits that this is a post apocalpytic film. Mel makes her own postcard. Amy is still trapped in the fey realm and Stu proposes Stephen Meek as a guide to get her out. We also an...

Bad Girls directed by Jonathan Kaplan, and starring Madeleine Stowe, Mary Stuart Masterson, Andie MacDowell, and Drew Barrymore. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers have a disagreement on the quality of this movie! Amy is captivated by a caravan of coots. Pat reveals his "type" and that type is Drew Barrymore with murder in her eyes. Stu calls his mom to ask if she'll let him watch Spid...

Bandidas directed by Joachim Ronning and Espen Sandberg, starring Penelope Cruz, Salma Hayek and Steve Zahn. Episode Roundup: The Cowpunchers are coming at you with some BSE (Big Spaghetti Energy) with this Western that is nearly great except for one early aught's infected scene. Pat demands the Cleef. Stu is haunted by Dwight Yoakam's face. Amy was really hoping for a Lady Zorro scenario. Mel int...

For a Few Dollars More directed by Sergio Leone, and starring Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, and Gian Maria Volontè. Episode Roundup:   SABATATHON '23 is rounded out with the middle stage of the "Dollars" Trilogy.  Get ready for a metric ton of FACE.  Stu squints so long and hard his face gets frozen that way.  Mel doesn't know anyone or anything, she's dead!  Amy tests Me...