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This week, the Wise guys try to pack in as much horror movie conversation they can muster into a single podcast. It's a horror mixed bag episode this week to celebrate their favorite season. Come for the fearsome flicks; stay for the adolescent trauma, bigfoot calls, and Principal Fonz.

Fresh off the heels of another Guardians playoff loss, we decided to keep the October baseball theme going by drafting our own baseball starting lineups consisting of your favorite lovable horror icons!

Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Wookiee. In this episode, the Wise bros step outside the squared circle to bring you some hypothetical competitions and tests of strength, patience, and intestinal fortitude. (An engineering degree wouldn't hurt, either.) Stay tuned for Agent Egypt, ice cream commercials, and Jon Taffer's blood pressure.  

You should listen to us; we're older and wiser. Well, that's half right. This time on Mediocre Movie Monday, the guys hunt down Dirt Jaws...I mean, Tremors. So gas up the 4x4, grab your elephant gun and your favorite red-haired country singer, and let's head on out to Perfection for Graboid season!

If you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band, and if you're gonna play in the 70s, you gotta name that band after a geographical location. This week the Wisenheimers decide the five greatest bands named after locations and induct them into the CCW All-Timers Club. Tune in for plywood pontoon plunge prevention, a pumpkin party preview, and public pickleball perturbations.

This year the Wise guys +1 vacationed to Chicago & knocked something off their bucket list by taking in Wrigley Field as the Guardians took on the Cubs. Much like our Cleveland/Pittsburgh card, we decided to create another card this time Chicago-inspired. Enjoy!

The guys had to dig deep into the vault and dust it off for this episode.  Tune in as the guys present the first episode ever they ever recorded, Ultimate Showdown - Wrasslin'.

One year ago, in one of their favorite episodes so far, the Wise boys inducted the best Minor League Baseball team names into the All-Timers Club. Well, they decided to run it back. Only this time, they're lacing up their skates, taping up their glasses, and hitting the ice, even if they can't help but take the conversation back to the diamond. Join in for deep discussions of syllables, alliterati...

It's time to slap on your favorite bracelet, crank up the Discman, and tune in as the guys dive headfirst into the gloriously awkward time period known as the 1990s to determine the best of the best of the decade's one hit wonders.

Happy Memorial Day! As a token of our appreciation to those we honor on this sacred holiday, the guys threw together a special armed forces edition of Ultimate Showdown!

Happy Mother's Day and happy birthday to us! This week, the Wise guys celebrate CCW's anniversary by running down their favorites of a multitude of categories, including their favorite villains, board games, and smells. Also featured are drop bears, Snakesgiving, and Pop-o-matic Trouble.

Sometimes we decide the best of the best of unimportant categories, and sometimes we don't. This episode is one of the latter. The Wise Bros took a little mental break this week to bring you a mixed bag of topics, tangents, and non sequiturs ranging from Wrestlemania to motorcycle sidecars to the VP of Thanksgiving. Stay Brolden!

It's America's greatest pastime! Or it was until the guys decided to put together the ultimate baseball-themed fight card. Grab your peanuts and cracker jacks, tune in, and enjoy the ride! 

Ever heard someone tell you something over and over again to where you believed it only to find out later in life it was all overblown? This week the Wise guys duke it out to determine the best of the best of those common misconceptions we're all familiar with.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, the guys determine the best of the best of famous Patricks. Naturally, the conversations continuously turned into discussions of baseball and wrestling, of course. 

To paraphrase Brad Pitt in Moneyball: There are good movies, and there are poor movies. Then there's fifty feet of crap. And then there's 2011's New Year's Eve. This week, we decide the best Movies Named After Holidays, and we search the fifty feet of crap for anything worthy of the last spot in the All-Timers Club.

It's the holiday of love & love is indeed in the air, or is it? Tune in as the guys debate a match card involving horror icons, Sly Stallone love interests, & the legend Cupid himself in our Valentine's Day Ultimate Showdown.

"In this buddy cop movie starring Sylvester Stallone & Estelle Getty" is not a sentence you'd expect to hear, right? Neither did we didn't either upon discovery. Join us as we take a deep dive into the epic not-so-classic that Stallone wishes could be erased from existence. Come for the pineapple chunks & stay for the receding hairlines.

We've all fired up the ol' Game Show Network or Buzzr channel and thought "I wish this was still on TV." If that's you, then you're in luck! This week the guys bust out their extra long microphones and pick the best game shows no longer on the air.

It's camels, leopards, & Cheetahs, oh my!  Straight from the CounterClockWise vault, the guys prepare a fight card full of your favorite pop culture icons, mascots, and animals, of course. 

Who shall be deemed the official Santa and Mrs. Claus and sit atop the Jolly throne? How about a no-holds-barred match between a wrestler and a sentient machine? Plus, hear the thrilling conclusion of the Christmas lighting competition!

Happy Holidays from the Wise guys! This week we dipped into the well once more & put together a Christmas-filled fight card so big it had to be split into 2 parts. You don't want to miss this one as we put together one of the wildest Wacky Races/Mario Kart matchups ever, a Scooby Doo villain fights a member of the Buffalo Bills, and much more!

We all had a vegetable or two growing up that made us a little queasy just by the look of it. Well, we had about seven each. Tune in as the Wise guys induct the most "ucky" vegetables into their All-Timers Club.

What exactly is a Bluewood Flaboobecker? Find out in the epic conclusion of our Thanksgiving Ultimate Showdown!

It's another holiday special! This week the Wise men create a Thanksgiving-themed fight card so complicated, it had to be broken up into two parts. Check out part 1 for one of the greatest battle royales in history.