CounterClockWise

Happy Memorial Day! As a token of our appreciation to those we honor on this sacred holiday, the guys threw together a special armed forces edition of Ultimate Showdown!

Happy Mother's Day and happy birthday to us! This week, the Wise guys celebrate CCW's anniversary by running down their favorites of a multitude of categories, including their favorite villains, board games, and smells. Also featured are drop bears, Snakesgiving, and Pop-o-matic Trouble.

Sometimes we decide the best of the best of unimportant categories, and sometimes we don't. This episode is one of the latter. The Wise Bros took a little mental break this week to bring you a mixed bag of topics, tangents, and non sequiturs ranging from Wrestlemania to motorcycle sidecars to the VP of Thanksgiving. Stay Brolden!

It's America's greatest pastime! Or it was until the guys decided to put together the ultimate baseball-themed fight card. Grab your peanuts and cracker jacks, tune in, and enjoy the ride! 

Ever heard someone tell you something over and over again to where you believed it only to find out later in life it was all overblown? This week the Wise guys duke it out to determine the best of the best of those common misconceptions we're all familiar with.

In honor of St. Patrick's Day, the guys determine the best of the best of famous Patricks. Naturally, the conversations continuously turned into discussions of baseball and wrestling, of course. 

To paraphrase Brad Pitt in Moneyball: There are good movies, and there are poor movies. Then there's fifty feet of crap. And then there's 2011's New Year's Eve. This week, we decide the best Movies Named After Holidays, and we search the fifty feet of crap for anything worthy of the last spot in the All-Timers Club.

It's the holiday of love & love is indeed in the air, or is it? Tune in as the guys debate a match card involving horror icons, Sly Stallone love interests, & the legend Cupid himself in our Valentine's Day Ultimate Showdown.

"In this buddy cop movie starring Sylvester Stallone & Estelle Getty" is not a sentence you'd expect to hear, right? Neither did we didn't either upon discovery. Join us as we take a deep dive into the epic not-so-classic that Stallone wishes could be erased from existence. Come for the pineapple chunks & stay for the receding hairlines.

We've all fired up the ol' Game Show Network or Buzzr channel and thought "I wish this was still on TV." If that's you, then you're in luck! This week the guys bust out their extra long microphones and pick the best game shows no longer on the air.

It's camels, leopards, & Cheetahs, oh my!  Straight from the CounterClockWise vault, the guys prepare a fight card full of your favorite pop culture icons, mascots, and animals, of course. 

Who shall be deemed the official Santa and Mrs. Claus and sit atop the Jolly throne? How about a no-holds-barred match between a wrestler and a sentient machine? Plus, hear the thrilling conclusion of the Christmas lighting competition!

Happy Holidays from the Wise guys! This week we dipped into the well once more & put together a Christmas-filled fight card so big it had to be split into 2 parts. You don't want to miss this one as we put together one of the wildest Wacky Races/Mario Kart matchups ever, a Scooby Doo villain fights a member of the Buffalo Bills, and much more!

We all had a vegetable or two growing up that made us a little queasy just by the look of it. Well, we had about seven each. Tune in as the Wise guys induct the most "ucky" vegetables into their All-Timers Club.

What exactly is a Bluewood Flaboobecker? Find out in the epic conclusion of our Thanksgiving Ultimate Showdown!

It's another holiday special! This week the Wise men create a Thanksgiving-themed fight card so complicated, it had to be broken up into two parts. Check out part 1 for one of the greatest battle royales in history.

It's time to bust out your choppers (motorcycles and helicopters), because the Wise Bros are celebrating Hollywood's most faithful soundtrack tunes. From Vietnam to...Vietnam again and every scene with a cool guy on a motorcycle, if you haven't heard these songs, you've probably never seen a movie. Digressions include Airplane!, Paddington, and the real-life Apocalypse Now - aka election day.

Happy Halloween! To celebrate their favorite time of the year, the Wise Bros decide the best tools of the horror movie trade (excluding the untouchable trio of Michael, Jason, and Freddy, of course). Tune in to see who can slash and bash their way into this week's All-Timer's Club. That is, if Brandon and Tyler can refrain from using these weapons on each other.

The guys decided to go off schedule and drop a bonus Halloween special. Tune in as a fight breaks out between a demon & a super fan, a director takes on a bird, & a former professional baseball player gets involved in his own way in this week's Ultimate Showdown.

What happens when a soaking wet hockey-masked serial killer roams the streets of Manhattan? Multiple innocent teenagers die on a cruise ship, of course. Sit back, relax, and let the Wise bros try to make sense of it all in, Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Happy Oktöberfest! The Wise guys decided there was no better way to celebrate than to collect their favorite beer logos, narrow them down, & induct them into their All-Timers Club. So, sit back, grabst a Pabst, and enjoy the ride!

This week, the Wise guys took a trip up I-90 to take in the Cleveland Guardians vs. Pittsburgh Pirates series. What better way to celebrate this matchup than an ultimate Cleveland vs. Pittsburgh showdown featuring our very special guest, noted Pittsburgh Pirates fan, Sir Alex Schafer. Join us as we put together a lineup of Yinzers to take on The Land.

What defines a spy? What's the difference between a spy and a secret agent? The Wise bros try to answer these questions and more in their 007th episode, recorded before a live studio audience.

Whether they go by William or Will, Bill or Billy, Willie or Willem, we all want to collect them all like Pokemon. Yes, this week, the Wise bros tackle the ever-looming question of which Williams are best. Featuring guest appearances by Matt Foley, Build-a-Bear, and M&Ms holiday commercials.

When Bran asked Ty to compile this set of matchups, he requested there be no theme and that it be more random and "off the rails." Well, all abord Tyler's Train of Thought. Despite how frightening it sounds, join the Wise Bros as they chugga-chug through a mixed bag of silly stipulations and train puns. Cameos include beloved childhood characters, sports icons, and Tim Curry, obviously.