Couch Cowards

Who wants a new ep? You I guess... The boys are back at it again with a great ep. What’s this ep got? More like what don’t it got. Aliens? Got it Murders? Got it Conspiracy theory’s of Smizz having fake glasses? Ummmm yeah it’s got it x

The Couch Cowards podcast was the 2024 criminal insight in which former American football star O.J. Simpson was tried for the murder of himself via ass cancer. Simpson was found guilty. Millions watched the podcast proceedings with a Dominos pizza in hand. Art: @tzekefat

[to the tune of The Boys Are Back In Town - Thin Lizzy] Guess who just got back today? Them wild-eyed boys that had been away Haven't changed, had much to say But man, I still think them cats are crazy They were askin' if you were around How you was, where you could be found I told 'em you were livin' downtown Drivin' all the old men crazy The boys are back in town (the boys ar...

This week the guys eat infamous killers final death row meals. They try the last meals of Eileen Wuornos, Timothy McVeigh, John Wayne Gacy, and more! It wouldn’t be a normal episode without some pranks and debauchery. Do you think the boys can make Smizz eat dirt? Wait and see. WUNGA

The lads are back with another week of news (they definitely aren’t phoning it in, who ever told you that they aren’t very nice). See why Billy can’t stop smiling Turtles count it off!

Are you scared? Well you shouldn't be. BECAUSE YOU'RE ON COUCH COWARDS Is what we should've said to Harley when we got the skinny on his scare tactics, no Caparrelli This week we talk haunts, illegal and or banned haunts, and Smizz's travel plans. Featuring Harley (no relation to Paul) Walker, who is a resident spookster at Fearaphobia. Art: @tzekefat

On this weeks episode we interview Dr Michael A. Caparrelli. He spent 100+ hours over 34 sessions with the infamous serial killer, David "The Son of Sam" Berkowitz. We discuss the mental health factors that could have possessed him to commit these brutal slayings in the 70's and many other big brain topics. This was a fun one so we hope you enjoy, no Caparrelli 🧢 (You can use that). You can find...

Wunga: Listen Carefully! We are a group of worms that represent a small foreign podcast. We respect your spotify wrapped, but not the music it serves. At this time, we have your enjoyment in our possession. It is safe and unharmed and if you want it to see 2024, you must follow our instructions to the letter. You will subscribe to our twitch channel. Subscription will be in $10 bills and the remai...

Are you ready for the most anticipated episode in the cowards history? Because this week we have a couple veeerry special guests joining us on the couch, Billy's dad Micky B and Ginklets own, Molly! Two self made artists in their own right. We have the king of music (not Elvis ya big dummy) and the goblin queen herself. Mick gives us the dirt on Billy's childhood, getting scammed and we ch...

On this weeks episode Smizz talks about his spooki holiday and getting called the overweight crow aka his villain origin story. Then the shmellas chat about the recent news with the mushroom lady, big foot, the ice hockey incident and more. Enjoy!

Greeting m’lords, This week the guys go back in time and talk about old torture methods that are (hopefully) lost in time. To wrap it up the boys then test a couple techniques out on themselves. Hope you enjoy! WUNGAAA

RED ALERT - The second c(u)mming of Sawyer (swyody) is upon us. Please join us in the classroom and prepare for graduation, as swyody tells us more about his exit from the group and the fallout of 1997. HEAVEN'S GATE - www.heavensgate.com SWYODY - www.youtube.com/@3spmSwy SUPPORT SWYODY - https://www.ebay.com/itm/174063571315?hash=item2886ff5173:g:NggAAOSwL8NdorBJ

RED ALERT - Today we are joined by Sawyer (swyody) who was a high ranking member of Heaven's Gate cult. He spent 19 Earth years within the group and shares his stories from the beginning to the final EXIT. HEAVEN'S GATE - www.heavensgate.com SWYODY - www.youtube.com/@3spmSwy

This week we have a very special interstate guest, Tim from Morbid Sheep Comics! *applause* We chat about pooping on a plane, the Mexican aliens, undiscovered civilizations and bigfoot. We also have Tim's pal, Finn tell us a very spooky ghost story. We made it another week baby, surprise!! Check out Tim's awesome work on Instagram at @morbidsheepcomics WUNGAAAA 🪱

Wunga govna The scallywags are back wif this absolutely rambunctious episode of ranting raving and reviewing! Just joshing ya but Smizz is off to catch the golden snitch at picadilly circus innit Cheerio then hop scotch skibidi bop! Episode art: https://www.instagram.com/tzekefat/

Cos I'm a Wunga boy, and I've been tryin' to may Oh I'm a Wunga boy Ay, I'mma just fungi boy, I'mma just fungi boy I'mma get keep that shroom, I be just staring at the beef wellington Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the dehydrator where I'm stayin' They like you wanna be famous? I'm tryna be touching tips with my brother I'm gonna be inces...

Wunga one, wunga all Against all odds we are back. They said we wouldn’t make it but here we are! Your worm leaders have ridded themselves of all ailments and come in HAWT with some spicy news, triv talk and a wrap up on Dry July. Feast your ears on this one my lovelies and enjoy! LINKS: Couch Cowards on LIGHTS CAMERA RANT - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5MHiCdS4HQ Chinas bear man - https://www...

Greetings earthlings! Wungo! This week we speak with (MC) Hama who tells us all about his multiple UFO sightings and how he catches these slippery sky trout.  We chat about the crazy/hot plane meltdown, the infamous nippys saga and did we finally make Smizz puke on the pod??? We think so, turns out all you need to do is spread your cheeks and rub some cream on your B-Hole!  Hope you enjoy Links: D...

What’s up nerds haha. Yeah we’re back from summer camp and ready to dish out some major wedgies, who’s next???? This week we interview a guy from a different school, you wouldn’t have heard of him. His name is "DYLAN" and he went to a "pretty catholic school" and witnessed some "weird things". Ha okayyy…. We also chat the usual business in between giving swirlies and smoking on the oval and you be...

Wunga bby cakes! Today we be talking Urban Legendzz for another trip around the sun for version 2.0. Billy said "let me cook", and cook he shall with some of his best stories yet! As always, we have time for a bit of trivia talk, and also some exciting news OoOooOO ------- Donate to our Dry July campaign: https://www.dryjuly.com/users/couch-cowards

This week your boys go out in a blaze of glory and finally secure the win at trivia! You know what they say… big brain, bigger hat. We give you our full trivia history and talk about the hottest topic at the moment, that damn submarine. Do you reckon they smooched in their final moments? Listen and find out what we think! WUNGAAA 🪱

WELCOME TO GEMBROOK... And also let's welcome our newest member of the crew, Alex! This week us jokers chat about Ted Kaczynski, aliens, Bam Margera and some of our ultimate pranks. You also should know by now that we can't keep our lil pie holes closed about trivia, so expect a juicy update. Let's give our boy Al a nice worm welcome. Hope you enjoy! WUNGAAAAA 🪱

This week your boys are talkin' crimes inspired or based around video games! We get into some dirty trivia talk, Smizz getting scammed on Fortnite, and Billy's new side project. We keep it short this week folks but let us know what you think. WUNGA!

Greetings earthlings! This week your boys join the mile-high club. We chat about who's going down the firey warp hole of doom, NPC's, Cartels, and Smizz trying to change his dirty-stankin' ways. Did someone cinder-block/melon smash him too??? WUNGA!

This week a couple urban legendz talk about urban legends! Billy has been researching and using his incredible writing skills to create his own stories that are in no way related to anyone we know. Even if the characters in most/all of the stories resemble Smizz in nearly every way, they are just fiction baby. Kinda like South Park, ya know? Same name, different fella. Enjoy!